What I've learned from 2 banned accounts.

BigPapaJSwaggins·Mar 27, 2018·1 votes·390 views

1 Always mute all your teammates. 2 People legit play ranked to upset you and throw games, accept that you aren't allowed to play the game as design and take the non-consensual losses. 3 If at an elo where you are in the same skill as your opponent, jungle is rng. If they have the better jungle accept the loss and accept that you will waste your time playing out the lost game for 25 more minutes while try harding and still losing. Don't call that troll out because your whole team will instantly turn on you. Do 1 to prevent 3. 4 Understand getting better at the game is a pipe dream, trolls, afks, and inters will prevent you from learning anything past the 8 minute marker. 5 4 also applies when the enemy team has the trolls, afks, and inters. 6 if muting people is a problem, don't spend rp, your accounts going to get banned, teammate will defend a troll before they will defend the person calling out the troll. 7 9 game loss streaks where you are the only person with a positive score and only turret kill on the map are common. Do not start swearing at people in game 7. This will get you punished. Please refer to rule 1 8 this is a team game where it benefits your team more to mute them then to communicate with them, because your team is bots. Sometimes you wish your team was bots, and every rare occasion you have a decent team. However in these cases the enemy team is bots and the game is over quickly. Don't ever expect a fun back and forth battle, these don't exist. 9 Get better at leveling accounts because I'll never resort to 1.

13 Comments

BalderdashMar 27, 20183 votes

#Why is the entire thread in this font?

######It hurts my eyes

BigPapaJSwagginsMar 27, 20181 votes

Tried hashtagging numbers for the list, apparently that means bold.

MagicFlyingLlamaMar 27, 20183 votes

This should be called "What i have refused to learn from getting permed twice".

Luckily the other 99.9% or so of players learn faster.

BigPapaJSwagginsMar 27, 20181 votes

That stat is actually a really poorly documented stat. There is no documents proving its true. Therefore I don't believe you. I would go ahead and say that at least 15-20% of the ranked community receives at least one ban and closer to 50% receive another.

HethaleanMar 27, 20183 votes

You complain about his stats... then subjectively throw out stats? Uh... do you have reference material? lol I more or less agree with MagicFlyingLlama that this is just a post of "What I learned about my inability to learn and control my reactions." since you seem to want to paint everything as an affront. You are jungler and your mid does poorly. Clearly they're doing it on purpose to troll you specifically.... I mean that's just narcissistic. It's more likely they just did bad. shrug

BigPapaJSwagginsMar 27, 20181 votes

I-R-O-N-Y

HethaleanMar 27, 20182 votes

I agree. Complete and utter irony.

MagicFlyingLlamaMar 28, 20182 votes

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That stat is actually a really poorly documented stat. There is no documents proving its true. Therefore I don't believe you. I would go ahead and say that at least 15-20% of the ranked community receives at least one ban and closer to 50% receive another.

Not even remotely close to that, even a cursory examination of account lifespan proves that is impossible, no matter how much you mangle statistics to favor it.

Maybe a tenth of that, and even that stretches plausibility.

Also, if 15-20% get one ban and 50% get a second ban.. Uh.. That is not how numbers work, at least in this universe. Dont asspull blatantly fake stats.

That all assumes riot is lying, and they have no reason to lie about that, especially with so many people insisting on harsher punishments.

BigPapaJSwagginsMar 28, 20181 votes

Honestly you can't go 5 games without someone raging in this game. (Gold+ ranked experience) That would um, be much more than 99.9%. Just saying. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to put those numbers together.

MagicFlyingLlamaMar 28, 20182 votes

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Honestly you can't go 5 games without someone raging in this game. (Gold+ ranked experience) That would um, be much more than 99.9%. Just saying. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to put those numbers together.

So one in 50 players?

And in most cases that player may get a chat restriction, if they do it for multiple games.

An even smaller number may continue to do it and get a ban.

That seems to look pretty close to the "under 1%" accepted statistic.

Its All SkillzzMar 28, 20182 votes

What ive learned from 5+perm banned accounts.

trolls dont get banned you do.
int feeders dont get banned you do if you talk to them.
your teammates are always fucking trash there is no point climbing past gold 5.
90% of your team is boosted trash that will need to be carried if you wanna maintain a decent win%/
riot dont care who started it saying anything like you will be reported will get you banned.
league is trash its better to quit or make an acc just to troll an get people banned as youll have more fun tilting people than playing the game.

LaughingStaplerMar 27, 20181 votes

6 if muting people is a problem, don't spend rp, your accounts going to get banned, teammate will defend a troll before they will defend the person calling out the troll.

kind of true tbh... don't agree with the others much

BigPapaJSwagginsMar 27, 20181 votes

Sadly pre s7 I've never had a single mark against my account. Have always had friendly or helpful borders. These meta changes create such a lower environment for personal skill to show through, and I believe as that trend continues so will my behavior. It's unfortunate that I can see this and I struggle to fix the behavior, but this game's meta since mid S7 has really turned me from a friendly player to a resentful rng loot box teammate simulator.