Can we nerf Teemo PLEASE?!

Mal the Red·Jun 6, 2016·5 votes·2,580 views

I am sick and tired of his Blind that deals an assload of damage and disables auto-attacks for a long ass time. Can both chase and run away with his W. Sticks a lot of extra damage on his E. And his Ult? Oh my god, His shrooms are like Ziggs Ults that he can store three of.

Actually I take that back. Ziggs ults do less damage, cost more mana, have a much higher cooldown, have less of a radius, have that thing where they'll do less damage if they're not at the center of the blast, don't have a crippling slow attached to them.

Why does this little shit get to be so MOTHER FUCKING ANNOYING!

GOD

FUCK THIS CHAMP AND FUCK ANYONE WHO PLAYS AS HIM!

FUCK!

50 Comments

TyroneWatermelonJun 6, 20164 votes

As a teemo player,you just suck.

Mal the RedJun 6, 20161 votes

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TyroneWatermelonJun 6, 20163 votes

You mad bro?

Mal the RedJun 6, 20163 votes

You might as well buy a name change to "Captain Obvious"

TyroneWatermelonJun 6, 20163 votes

*Senpai obvious

JayHog1992Jun 6, 20162 votes

As a Teemo main, do behave, please. Already bad I have to put up with BS from players raging at him because others decide to abuse him terribly.

TyroneWatermelonJun 6, 20161 votes

I can't quite understand what you meant.

JayHog1992Jun 6, 20162 votes

Basicaly I try to be a nice Teemo player, but people automaticaly assume I'm an asshole because 3 games earlier some asshole used Teemo and taunted the enemy.

Just don't like being judged because of others.

TyroneWatermelonJun 6, 20161 votes

Well I'm not a teemo main,but when I see a kid raging in boards...I get baited to taunt him/her/it

JayHog1992Jun 6, 20161 votes

Well, at least don't say you're a Teemo player. At least do the taunt on your own name. I know I have no right to decide how you should act in the boards, but would apreciate it you did.

TyroneWatermelonJun 6, 20161 votes

Stay cool,the teemo h8 is a normal thing,and the more you climb up the more you find out that the higher the ELO is,the more brain people use. It's a phenomenon of the unpopular champ,when you lock in for example yorick or urgot,or even teemo and trynda,it's rare to find people who know what they are doing when picking this champ,leading to stress in the player.

JayHog1992Jun 6, 20161 votes

I guess, and these days lots of Teemo mains are trying to climb their way up. I have one who's plat 4, struggling, another who's heading to diamond, I think as Tank Teemo.

Then there's a guy who's so good, that he was matched up against Master players before he was level 30. He's streaming right now.

KillerKellJun 6, 20163 votes

I know, right. His 100% Pick/Ban really shows just how tough he is.

Oh wait, hardly banned and hardly picked.

Maybe you should just learn how to play against Teemo. Or, if he's as good as you say... learn to play AS Teemo.

Mal the RedJun 6, 20163 votes

If he was hardly picked, I wouldn't be having an episode right now. He's an annoying little shit that deserves a nerf.

sisthinksimgayJun 13, 20161 votes

thats not nice, Teemo can be easily countered. I main Darius , i can easily push lane hard. Only noobs don't know how to play against Teemo .

MeriipuJun 6, 20163 votes

have you considered buying pink wards or sweeper

Mal the RedJun 6, 20162 votes

Pink Wards get killed and you can only have one on the field.

Sweeper doesn't stop minions from tripping the shrooms and hurting you.

karruckJun 6, 20161 votes

why are you in the middle of your minions? the aoe is small on those shrooms,are we maybe ignoring our safety by charging through minions kill chasing? shiv+hurricane is over 5k gold ,poke him hard,do not think it will be a tank top lane and yes try Shyvana her passive is bonus armor and MR

Mal the RedJun 12, 20161 votes

"the aoe is small on those shrooms"

How to tell someone never played Teemo. The aoe on the shrooms is massive. Maybe I'm exaggerating when I say it's bigger than Ziggs ult but it's pretty damn comperable.

karruckJun 12, 20161 votes

funny teemo was the second champ i purchased 2 years ago.....know a bit more about something before you open your mouth and speak please. He can die easily if you pay attention poison is a pain but what really gets you is the refresh on it when he stacks attack speed.Grab shyvana push him under his turret keep him there and he is useless.

Mal the RedJun 13, 20161 votes

Funny how you're driving the topic away from the shrooms aoe. Are you admitting I'm right about that?

D3m37r1Jun 12, 20163 votes

U posted in the wrong section.This isn't memes and games

JayHog1992Jun 6, 20162 votes

Learn to counter him, don't complain on the boards.

Mal the RedJun 6, 20162 votes

Teemo cannot be countered

VvVVvVJun 6, 20163 votes

Teemo cant be countered? hell you can beat him with a Heimerdinger. Just get a zz rot and banner lol.....push him under his own turret. You dont need to kill him to win the lane.......and if the jungler camps to counter your zz rot and banner then hell your mid and bot have it easy.

JayHog1992Jun 6, 20161 votes

See? Even this guy is smart to know how... I could go on a rant about how to counter my OWN main. But by the looks of it, he doesn't even care to listen besides 5 people here telling him that he's wrong.

Zero Skill TankJun 6, 20161 votes

What if Teemo gets shivcane, like most Teemo's do, and pushes even harder?

VvVVvVJun 6, 20162 votes

Ok 1st what is shivcane? Ive never heard of that item. The only Shiv i know of is static shiv. Secondly, if someone is using Heimer and has a zz rot and a banner and gets out pusehd by a Teemo then they need to just delete their account.

Zero Skill TankJun 6, 20161 votes

Hurricane+Shiv. Teemo - or anyone really - with those item 2-3 shots a wave losing no HP, CD or mana, it's pretty easy to push back Heimer. Normally you take mallet before that, but vs Rot+Banner Heimer there's no need for that. You won't lose your towers and that's all that matters.

BeatzBoyFTWJun 6, 20161 votes

Too bad he has 0 plays in competitive games despite your rant.

VvVVvVJun 6, 20162 votes

OMG good lord.....what has this game come to when people start asking for a Teemo nerf lol.

EDIT: All you need to do is wait to use your sum spells until he blinds you. His blind only stops auto attacks....so when he blinds you use your sum spells...by time you get them off the blind is over and then you can auto. Buy MR and get a few pinks...its not that hard.

Mal the RedJun 6, 20163 votes

The game has come to a point where Teemo is a constantly annoying little shit.

VvVVvVJun 6, 20161 votes

Yes he is annoying, but he is easier to win against than you think. Just take the tips people have posted here and use them.

And hell if you are tilted right now then do what i do to cheer up...go play Teemo lol.

Sona PingJun 6, 20162 votes

Nerfs are for things that are too good, too strong or are too dominant in the meta of a game, not an alternative option for individuals who don't want to bother to learn to play against other players in a PVP game. Teemo is not those and is in fact on the opposite side of those conditions. So:

No, we cannot nerf Teemo.

BlåbæretJun 6, 20162 votes

Teemo is an annoyance and has little to no counter play. Is he OP? No, but that doesn't change the fact that he's in need of a rework. I consider Teemo a trollpick. Happy to see him on the other team, but not on mine. It means you'll lose out on a tank/fighter or an actual decent mid laner.

Critmaster GarenJun 6, 20162 votes

none of you seem to understand that the hatred towards teemo doesnt stem from people not knowing how to counter him or to beat him in lane, or win games against him. its usually counterpicks are the first thing they bring up when someone says he hates teemo.

the source of the well deserved hatred is that his entire kit. EVERYTHING in it was just straight up designed to piss you off.

from his stupid face, his laugh, to his pussy hit and run playstile, his shrooms, his blind, his stealth, his constant splitpush, just everythign about this champion is aggravating. even his skins are just designed to troll you.

every time an enemy picks teemo, you know the game just isnt going to be fun, but straight up anoying until the end.

now imagine a game where he on top of all this was generally an effective and strong champion. no one would want to play these games.

Zero Skill TankJun 6, 20161 votes

Teemo Teemo Teemo

Critmaster GarenJun 6, 20161 votes

i think teemo at least deserves a nerf to make sure he never gets strong or into a position where he sees regular play. at least until he gets reworked.

he should be kept at a lower winrate than release taliyah until then.

he just completely sucks the fun out of the game. they nerfed champions into the ground for less.

MiraweaveJun 13, 20161 votes

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i think teemo at least deserves a nerf to make sure he never gets strong or into a position where he sees regular play. at least until he gets reworked.

he should be kept at a lower winrate than release taliyah until then.

he just completely sucks the fun out of the game. they nerfed champions into the ground for less.

He's a garbage champion though.

The fact that you personally play champions he's good against doesn't change that. I've never had an issue with Teemo and could easily say that all the things you just listed apply to Yasuo.

karruckJun 6, 20161 votes

Teemo So this is where you hide........muhahahahahahahaha.....(build straight MR to decrease his poison and merc treads for blind )or call my wife on Shyvana and let her wreck him.

OleandervineJun 6, 20161 votes

I always see people rage against Teemo but I've only ever met one person in all of my games who's ever actively itemized to oppose Teemo. This includes games where I've been him and had him either on or against my team. The one person was a Trundle who got a Sweeper Lens to reveal my gardens and proceeded to wreck them, which really screws with Teemo strategy. So so many others immediately tilt and go into this tunnel vision blood rage that they seem to forget how to play the game. Build MR for gods' sake. When you are faced by a character who does Magic Damage build MR. When you see an opponent pick Teemo, don't bring an Auto Attack focused champ. It's as simple as that. Bring champions like Maokai, Darius, Ryze, Riven, anyone who emphasizes their spell usage to deal damage and won't be immediately screwed by blind. And if you got counter picked by a Teemo when you're playing someone like Jax, Nasus, or Fiora, well, that's the whole purpose of counter picking and you've got to learn how to deal with it. Seriously though, if people didn't immediately tilt, they can easily play against him.

KasyrganJun 12, 20161 votes

You main Veigar dude...

If you can't beat a squishy, immobile, DPS champ with a Veigar , then I don't know what to tell you.

Mal the RedJun 13, 20161 votes

Just because I have the highest mastery in Veigar does not mean he is the only champ I play as. I don't take Veigar top, which is where I'll usually face Teemo.

And Teemo is far from immobile with his W. Hell, the thing people hate most about him is his hit and run playstyle.

Communist ToastJun 12, 20161 votes

his dart does alot of damage if AP build

but I am finding that AS/Crit build is far better on teemo, although I am on an account that isn't even 30 yet (working on it)

TahyanaJun 13, 20161 votes

This is Karruck's wife who plays Shyvana . the range on the shroom is 200, about the reach of Tryndamere sword when he spins. Think of being the middle of the blast. Anyone on either side of him would get poisoned as well. This is not the same radius as Ziggs' ult, which is 325. So, you are incorrect.

Mal the RedJun 13, 20161 votes

Here is a side by side comparison of Teemo's Shroom explosion vs. Tryndamere's Spin.

Cropped from screen caps taken from the SkinSpotlights YouTube Channel, but otherwise unedited.

Even though it's zoomed in closer with Trynd, his spin is STILL significantly smaller than Teemo's shroom explosion.

And before you say it, anything even TOUCHING the green circle gets hit with the poison and slow and vision.

http://i.imgur.com/MajLDnV.png

Vanic998Jun 13, 20161 votes

Teemo is fine. He's meant to be an annoyance to certain champions specifically melee. I recommending playing a long ranges champion or a champion the counters him like Vel'Koz. I love playing VELKOZ against teemo. In this matchup, teemo literally has no safe way of hurting me.

GirardJun 13, 20161 votes

I agree with the second to last line, but he doesn't need any nerfs. He's more of a pest than anything, because mid-late game he falls off in comparison to other top laners.