Did a web design intern create the new HUD?

The old HUD was light on the eyes. I look at a corner of my screen and see only what I need to see. Items, score, map, ally stats, or my target's stats. If I need information, I just zoom my eyes over to the relevant corner. Now I look in the bottom right corner, see absolutely everything at once, and my brain starts to hurt.

If I want to compare my CS to the timer, I have to move my eyes from the top right corner to the bottom right corner every single time. It's obnoxious. I have to hold a button just to see how much AD/AP I have. The TAB scoreboard doesn't show names so it's hard to instantly recognize which one of my friends is playing which champion. Everything about this new HUD is wrong.

Give us the option, the mere OPTION to stay with the old HUD. Please. Why can't we? Can you give us one legitimate reason as to why we can't be given the OPTION to stay with the old HUD?