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Ok Riot, you win

buPPDrmXEO·3/14/2018, 6:30:53 PM·40 votes·1,706 views

Ok, ok... You win.

I will start playing ADCs.

All I have to do is not feed the enemy ADC and my top / jg / mid will carry.

If I get fed I will just 2 shot everyone.

If I get fed on top with the champ I played 5000 games on, I won't even be able to touch the enemy equally fed adc in a teamfight.

There are supports who can chain CC you for 5 seconds straight and that's more than enough time for a LATE GAME carry to kill you at 15 minute mark.

For some reason ADCs need to be the FASTEST class on the Rift even tho they have unlimited range and peel.

Heal provides speed buff for some reason
Fleet footwork provides speed buff for some reason
Their damage items all provide MS for some reason

Oh and then they get red buff and perma slow you haha! Nice.

The game needs to be called 4 donkeys and the ADC. I wonder what %win rate is for the team who gets bot lane FB tower. Probably more than 80%. Sometimes , if my bot lane is winning I don't even take top tower even tho I can, just so I can let my ADC take their bot lane tower first cause I'm a useless dogshit top laner.

I'd die 10 times to make my enemy top laner legendary if I knew my ADC would pick up the bounty.

Heil to our ADC overlords, we're your peasants, you are our GODS!

And then when you flash on them and fail to penetrate their 2k hp shield, 300 hp heal, mikaels and QSS they type "?" in all chat while right clicking you to death, lifestealing ALL the damage you just did to them and massaging their 2 cm dick.

Turns out it was a bad idea buffing every single ADC item, buffing every single ADC and buffing their damage, while lowering the armor values of every single armor item. Who would've known?!

50 Comments

Yaśuo Main3/14/2018, 7:39:07 PM34 votes

why do you mention red buff like no other class can have a red buff.

and you'll suck at ADC, just like every person who plays a certain champion because everyone says it's broken. With your mindset, you wouldn't be able to do shit other than blame your own teammates because its IMPOSSIBLE that playing something SO BROKEN will not get you 10 KILLS and make you INVINCIBLE at 5 minutes.

massaging their 2 cm dick.

what the fuck is wrong with you? i get being mad and saying "fuCKING ADCS ARE SO BROKEN" but really, talking about yourself in 3rd person? (just kidding but nice moderation staff, i see no real change in you being a thing other than the rare thread warning)

Cowgirl Ed3/14/2018, 7:35:40 PM12 votes

I fucking HATE their speed NO JOKE And Jhin? Jhin is faster than Rammus sometimes lategame it's just funny and pathetic. Vayne is a special case of disease of course, but that we all know.

RANGED AD CARRIES REWORK SOON

Yordle Xayah3/14/2018, 8:56:51 PM10 votes

Oh another very original and non-salt based "ADCs are OP rito bad blah blah" thread...

https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/memes/d0H6j158-adcs-are-too-strong-right-now

BALDG1VEN BOOMER3/14/2018, 7:33:24 PM10 votes

Only a matter of time before you blame your solo laners for your loss.

AmazoX3/14/2018, 8:26:05 PM9 votes

Marksmen class is OP without a doubt.

The Headbutter3/14/2018, 9:04:19 PM8 votes

LOL 4 DONKEYS AND AN ADC I LAUGHED

LVL99 Helper TK3/14/2018, 9:34:11 PM8 votes

Meddler is a gold 4 adc main

I'll say it again

Meddler is a gold 4 adc main

Rexxiee3/14/2018, 8:45:50 PM7 votes

You'll enjoy losing lanes because your support and jg suck, im sure.

Oh wait you're lying, you arent even gonna play it.

Chigara Ashada3/15/2018, 6:29:03 AM7 votes

You make it sound like their role becomes more enjoyable simply because now the entire game is weighed upon them rather than an equal distribution. It isn't fun even for a lot of them, and all you are pointing out is the vocal minority. You also sound like you are qualifying experience on a champ with you should be able to do anything, and I am sorry if you are disappointed with the impact your champ is having, but just because they are your main doesn't make them immediately capable of countering another role if they didn't in the first place.

I will leave it simply like this for you. As someone who main JG so I am not even on either side of this dilemma you have two choices you can make.

Quit the game until it's fixed
Or learn how to adapt.

It may not be fair or they may have too much power, but if you really do enjoy the game for being able to invest so many games. Sit down with the meta, and gameplay that there is now so you can adapt and learn rather than smashing your head on a brick wall expecting it to break.

Fawksea3/14/2018, 7:58:15 PM6 votes

tbh the way you worded all this is funni to me, too true

Acheron163/14/2018, 8:44:32 PM5 votes

Tell us how it went.

Afterall, since they are so broken, surely you will reach challenger in 2 weeks.

/s

SmashinBob3/15/2018, 3:51:23 AM4 votes

Start playing ADC, you will soon realize how much unrelevant to the game you will be. Not only its one of the hardest and unfun roles, it also by far least affect the outcome of the game.

HungryAngry2SPP3/14/2018, 11:54:53 PM4 votes

Git gud

soopcan3/14/2018, 8:56:46 PM3 votes

Take a chill pill, sheesh... you're just raging mindlessly about the game. I get you're mad about ADC's and all, and I feel annoyed about this meta too. But jesus christ these kinds of threads don't help at all for actual discussion. Just take a break or something if you really hate this meta that much man, no one is forcing you to play.

saltran3/15/2018, 10:22:17 AM3 votes

I always wonder why ppl is soo active on the Boards with accounts that have 0 games in months.

I mean, if you are not even playing the game how can you play adc or other role, or don't be a coward and post with your real account so we can see how you do playing adcs, that are braindead and only rightclick so you probably do well playing adc.

SephAgro3/15/2018, 2:35:22 PM3 votes

Heil the ADC overlords, heil this shit balance!

Snowplosion3/15/2018, 12:56:47 AM2 votes

Are we playing the same game or are there unique patches made to fuck with the EUNE players...

Athenes Lulu3/16/2018, 11:46:12 PM1 votes

I can't wait to see how disappointed OP would get a few days later, because he will spend more time begging his teammates to do something even if he tried.

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