Your, "Screw you" champs

SpecterVonBaren·Mar 29, 2017·7 votes·1,750 views

What are your champs you pick because you just want to say, "Screw you" to someone on the enemy team?

I pick a lot but I especially will pick him when I see a on the enemy team because I know that I completely negate his Ult and it's me saying "screw you" to all assassins in general for nuking my carries.

I pick when I see the enemy pick because if there's any one champ in the game that's a hard counter to another it's Alistar to Leona.

So what champs do you have that you always pick just because you know it will completely shut down what someone on the enemy team is trying to do?

56 Comments

Friendly RamMar 29, 20175 votes

I love picking trundle supp when they have those hyper mobile adcs. Ice dildo op.

RenownedWheat42Mar 29, 20174 votes

Not sure why I laughed so hard at this.

Big LincolnMar 29, 20175 votes

I pick wukong into swain and GP top

fuck you

Stars ShaperMar 29, 20172 votes

Mordekaiser

You had to ban the pick I wanted to try top... Now enjoy it as I stomp my way to your Nexus.

FeuerfalkeFXMar 29, 20172 votes

Nocturne into Riven

RainXBladeMar 29, 20172 votes

My "screw you" champs are:

Yasuo I don't need to explain this.

Nautilus This is the champ I pick when I'm so pissed I act as the "fun police" as this guy by preventing someone from playing the game by ulting and Q'ing the first person I see.

Jax I'll split push until the enemy has to send more than 2 people just to kill me. I feast on people who would rather teamfight than to split up just to stop me. Also, I love ganking.

XinZhao I like sticking my spear up someone's butt and saying to them, "You don't get to lane today."

Elkington VIMar 29, 20172 votes

When I get sick of people dodging my skillshots, I pick TF. Can't flashy outplay the gold card.

Asayake 5150glowMar 30, 20171 votes

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When I get sick of people dodging my skillshots, I pick TF. Can't flashy outplay the gold card.

You could just pick Ahri, you do the same damage as a TF W+Q as you do with Ahri's R+W :P

-a salty top laner who has Ahri's come top lane, miss all their skillshots, and still kill them with R+W+ignite

RalanrMar 30, 20172 votes

Poppy into Yasuo and Riven.

I decide who jumps.

MelledoneusMar 30, 20172 votes

I pick Vlad into Darius top.

Fuck you that's why.

xWatersMar 29, 20171 votes

Tham negates zed ult damage?

Cuddly WolfyMar 29, 20176 votes

Zed ulties, his damage from ulti mostly comes from doing additional damage, Tahm negates the additional damage thus making Zed Ultimate useless unless the enemy has about 1 hp.

Kitty Cat ToshaMar 29, 20171 votes

Vel'koz. Eat my laser, dammit

FeuerfalkeFXMar 29, 20171 votes

locks yasuo

Kitty Cat ToshaMar 29, 20172 votes

Impossible, that bastard has been banned

RákãñMar 29, 20171 votes

When I see the enemy team pick Ahri while I'm mid lane. Chogath Veigar Annie Cassiopeia is always on my wait list, and maybe Syndra one I decide to buy and learn her. The only champs that can me annoyed playing against when I'm playing Ahri.

OverpoweredSoapMar 29, 20171 votes

Karma against Yasuo .

It use to work because Karma wasn't played that much, but now I think most people now how to play against her.

I max W 2nd against Yasuo tho, its funny when they think they've got you done for and you mantra w through windwall and walk away.

SirΤeemοMar 29, 20171 votes

i pick Teemo when i see a Riven :)

Asayake 5150glowMar 29, 20171 votes

{quoted}

i pick when i see a :)

Don't you just always pick Teemo?

SirΤeemοMar 30, 20172 votes

well.. that's another part

ApocalypsicMar 29, 20171 votes

{quoted}

i pick when i see a :)

Not being biased here but in my experience that doesn't work...

Riven vs Teemo is a simple as starting D Shield and playing safe until six, at which point you win the lane.

SirΤeemοMar 30, 20171 votes

teemo counters riven bro.. lol

TekkenPlayerMar 29, 20171 votes

Syndra into Ahri because exploding Ahri is extremely satisfying

pre-nerf Zyra into Yasuo

Sivir into TwistedFate

Cuddly WolfyMar 29, 20171 votes

Nami in general, Janna vs Leona, Poppy when they have lots of dashes..... Sad thing is my ADC never sees where i am when Noc ulties so they run away from me so i cant make Nocturne bounce as poppy....

Blitzcrank for in general. Thresh Lantern? Nooo i dont want you to take my toy! -grabs out of lantern pull-

Asayake 5150glowMar 29, 20171 votes

Pantheon when they take my Fiora D:

CremepieMar 29, 20171 votes

Pantheon into Fizz "They will know spears"

Poof PoofMar 29, 20171 votes

Lux into Talon/Fizz/Kat Leona into Blitzcrank Quinn into Poppy Janna into everything

AnhartaminMar 29, 20172 votes

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Poof PoofMar 30, 20171 votes

Just use your range and Q to your advantage. All about outplay/timing honestly

Sexy Jack RabbitMar 30, 20171 votes

I mean tbh Kassadin, Lissandra or Malzahar sound like a better choice then Lux.

Poof PoofApr 1, 20171 votes

don't play em, but yeah i could see it. i feel like people never really expect an aggressive Lux though, so it's fun to poop on people with

LimmieMar 30, 20174 votes

Quinn into Poppy

Uhhh....

qqppMar 29, 20171 votes

As a screw you to my team? Nasus . As a screw you to the enemy? Veigar .

TyrekGoldenspearMar 29, 20171 votes

When the enemy wants to be cute and be a 5-man squishy carry...

When the enemy adc picks Jhin... Leona

Troll for TrumpMar 30, 20171 votes

Pre-rework Taric vs Riven

Golden Tager XMar 30, 20171 votes

Shaco Against everybody. Even if I don't have a good matchup I can still piss everyone on the enemy team off.

robotgameMar 30, 20171 votes

when me and my m8 are sick of losing we go bot and i lock Braum and my m8 locks Lucian adc runes with attack speed on braum because fuck you, you jumpy little shits

ArakadiaMar 30, 20171 votes

Liss against Zed. All day. I usually buy Zhonyas on Liss just for the ability to go ALT+R>Zhonyas>W>E away or whatever.

DemainaNyxMar 30, 20171 votes

Lulu

Miku Hime samaMar 30, 20171 votes

Essentially this just sounds like you're asking who do we pick when countering? In which case:

Sivir vs. Caitlyn

Renekton vs. Nasus, Pantheon, Riven, Cho'Gath

Illaoi vs. Maokai

Tristana vs. (insert assassin here)

Zyra vs. (insert non-Morgana support here)

Nami vs. Morgana

SpecterVonBarenMar 30, 20171 votes

It's more that there are some champs that just make life unfun for others. There exist counters that are just annoying are well designed to deal with a champ but there are also ones that just completely suck the fun out of everything for them.

Asayake 5150glowMar 30, 20171 votes

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It's more that there are some champs that just make life unfun for others. There exist counters that are just annoying are well designed to deal with a champ but there are also ones that just completely suck the fun out of everything for them.

So... Shaco ?

SpoofghoulMar 30, 20171 votes

Sion item 3009 item 3142 item 3071 item 3022 item 3800 item 3152

into any carry

if you kill me i kill your carries

death reduction quints summoner 12 summoner 6
item 3006 item 3074 item 3512 item 3742 item 3060 item 3083

and ill just keep suiciding down your lane and demolishing everything on my path ill be at your inhib before you can say screw you maximum disrespect train incoming

TakeAGuessNerdMar 30, 20171 votes

Singed Pantheon for when you want to play a champ, but they got banned by enemy.

N KomaedaMar 30, 20171 votes

Skarner Go to Jungle pick if I see a dive comp forming. Heck, with 2 divers, Skarner is already quite justified.

warpenguin555Mar 30, 20171 votes

Illaoi into Irelia

ElMcChicken01Mar 30, 20171 votes

Chogath into Pantheon or Zed Teemo into MasterYi or Garen Blitzcrank into Jhin or Ashe or Caitlyn or Varus

Blu 1Mar 30, 20171 votes

Rammus into Tryndamere

SpecterVonBarenMar 30, 20171 votes

sigh I did that once, he went AP Tryn...

cardomajig24Mar 31, 20171 votes

Kled Yasuo Tryndamere I hate Nasus with a passion, and I made sure to learn champs to make sure the person playing Nasus never plays it again

Seriously, if I wanted to go against an afk farmer for 20 minutes i'd go mid and hope the enemy plays Morgana , stop playing such an annoying champ with a free fucking exhaust every 7 seconds, I will actually make your life a living hell, do you understand me

I hate Nasus with a passion and would have him permabanned if there were more bans, because 99% of the time it's just my team failing to do anything while I fight back this perma-pushing gnat that does as little as he possibly can for his team in fights late and tick me off, there's not even any satisfaction in beating him, he's anti-fun and when I tried him he's got kayle-level gameplay: stale and needing to be worked on. He's literally one of the reasons I now play Jungle and Support, aside from Fiora who can brainlessly right click in some matchups and not be punished for igoring her whole kit and when a Fiora MAIN plays, I just want to dc, it's torture.

Quinn used to be like this but Riot is actually realizing now that maybe she was just a little busted and changing her for the better.