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Melledoneus··27 votes·11,430 views

>Playing mid because autofill is weird >Dealing with a difficult lane but staying alive >Graves jungle passes by lane >Casually dashes in and takes cannon with his instant auto while my auto is flying to CS it >Ping Graves to back off as to say "what the heck?" >Graves types "1" in chat >Doesn't realize he delayed my Lost Chapter powerspike by essentially taking 90 gold from me for absolutely no reason >Proceeds to ignore my lane and never gank as he always has been >Goes bot lane constantly and feeds the enemy Kai'sa >Opponent Zed keeps roaming bot and I ping as soon as I lose vision of him >Ping bot lane to back off while shoving mid >Bot lane goes in and dies >Get flamed for not following a Zed through the jungle as an immobile mage >Recall and come back to lane with some items >Bot lane comes mid and now I have 4 people pushing mid >Bot lane pushes bot while Graves decides raptors is more important than our mid lane turret despite my judicious "let's defend this turret" pings >Forces to give up mid lane turret, get flamed by Graves for 'losing lane despite getting ganks' >Graves tries to 1v4 the enemy team at dragon to steal it and dies >Enemy team pushes into base and steamrolls us with Baron soon >Graves and bot lane tell enemy team to 'report mid for inting' >Final score is 3/4/8 while bot lane has a total of 12 deaths and Graves has 9 by himself >Lose my promos into Silver 3

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35 Comments

AnubissWarior13 votes

When I was about 12, i always wondered, on internet, when people are calling each other ''kids'' or ''children'' how do they know? Now when im older, i understand. Its not about the age but more about psychological development. League is full with players like your botlane and jungler, they have a massive (an understatement) case of cognitive dissonance. Like kids shoving fingers into their ears and pretending not to hear you, just so they can fell that they are in the right.

I have no idea how league got so many of these players, but i wish in all hell, that it wouldnt- maybe with the fall of CoD, their playerbase came to league?

Demon King Maou1 votes

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When I was about 12, i always wondered, on internet, when people are calling each other ''kids'' or ''children'' how do they know? Now when im older, i understand. Its not about the age but more about psychological development. League is full with players like your botlane and jungler, they have a massive (an understatement) case of cognitive dissonance. Like kids shoving fingers into their ears and pretending not to hear you, just so they can fell that they are in the right.

I have no idea how league got so many of these players, but i wish in all hell, that it wouldnt- maybe with the fall of CoD, their playerbase came to league?

If it was CoD they would've moved over to either Fortnite or "Overwatch" but yes i agree league has way too many "I am correct" players Majority of bronze and silver are in bronze because of this mentality. i've seen both elo's over the years and am current s2 20 Lp (i'm stuck 1 win 1 loss for eternity )

AnubissWarior1 votes

I myself moved from CoD and Halo to League, because my friends started to play LoL, and when CoD started its road to downfall, there was no overwatch and Fortnite. I think one of the biggest contributors are all of the flashy montages with ''OOO BABBY A TRIPLE''

Saianna4 votes

maybe with the fall of CoD, their playerbase came to league?

Fortnite, actually. Altho yea, LOL is also infested in brainless kids.

AnubissWarior1 votes

Fortnite wasnt even in beta when CoD started to loose playerbase

Melledoneus2 votes

Internet usage needs to be given the driving treatment: can't post in chat without a license.

And we have a president who might actually consider it a priority because of how much he loves Twitter. :D

Saianna1 votes

If only president played LOL/Fortnite/COD. He'd ban kids from online games at least untill their adulthood :D

Lightning I4 votes

Were you watching my games?

Melledoneus8 votes

You didn't remember we did fusion to play those games?

Kai Guy1 votes

Yea its been a day for me as well. Feel your pain mate. Hopefully the system will reward me with some Player you reported was punished alerts when I wake up, that always takes the edge off especially when some one in post games claiming they wont ever get punished. On the Brightside I only had to deal with these players 1 game but they have to put up with themselves in 100% of their matches.

3TWarrior5 votes

uh-oh, fusion error, you are now Mellening instead of Lightoneus!

Saianna3 votes

those scum should have their names written and bolded in "LOL scummy shitty human-shaped vegetables" sticked thread.

StonePlatypus2 votes

I don't even report players anymore because they don't get punished. Doesn't matter if you send a punishment in, all they need to do is not type anything and they are free from bans.

DuskDaUmbreon1 votes

They tend to not get punished because, if this isn't a pattern for the player, it could just be a shitty game...

I mean, Riot is hardly going to analyze it so much that they'll see he stole the cannon. Sure, they have the data that would indicate he did, but the odds of them noticing it are basically zero.

Kecuz2 votes

Using meme arrows outside of 4Chan. Thanks for the cringe OP. Didnt read btw

Melledoneus8 votes

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Using meme arrows outside of 4Chan. Thanks for the cringe OP. Didnt read btw

np I got u fam

rtbf906614563 votes

Oh hey you're here too

Automated Riven2 votes

the fuck is a meme arrow?

Mysticman891 votes

Full AP Ashe ult.

Automated Riven1 votes

That's a valid answer.

Hello I am Bird1 votes

wtf you've come onto the boards to do nothing but complain. Do you have anything positive to say at all?

Kecuz1 votes

Theres nothing positive about this game. League is trash. Wasted shit ton of money on this game. Riot is destroying it while we speak and play. I get punished for calling someone a "fucking dumbass". Meanwhile trolls are going 0/11 unpunished. Literally shit tier company

Frontline Fury1 votes

Mr Greentext aka Twilight Assault needs to see this

rtbf906614563 votes

hey at least he didn't get chat restricted off it like me amirite? hahahaha

Vlada Cut1 votes

A question, which immobile mage was it? Syndra or Xerath or someone else? Immobile mage or nor, excellent job at playing safely against Zed! This shows that immobile mages don't automaticallylose mid lane in a duel(unless they 4v1 you like they did with you saldy).

Melledoneus1 votes

It was that one immobile mage with the magic damage and the spells.

You know the one.

Slythrin Umbreon1 votes

Donger is the only midlaner, so it must be him.

ZackTheWaffleMan1 votes

Braum, right?

rtbf906614561 votes

Joke's on you guys, it was GP

Vlada Cut1 votes

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It was that one immobile mage with the magic damage and the spells.

You know the one.

Seriously? XD

QueenAqua1 votes

Always hate those kinds of games. On a side note, can someone explain to me the difference between the different colored texts? In just today I've seen green, blue, and grey. Is there actually a difference or is it just people being "colorful"

rtbf906614561 votes

Greentexts are story that are from 4chan written for the purpose of entertainment, not sure about blue but greytext is a mash between greentext and greyscreen you see when you die (aka it's a greentext story about me feeding)

QueenAqua1 votes

Ooohhhh. Thank you for taking the time to explain ^. ^

Melledoneus1 votes

Greentext is text that is green.

Bluetext is text that is blue.

That's all there is to it.

######I think.

BestPudgeNA1 votes

{quoted} Opponent Zed keeps roaming bot and I ping as soon as I lose vision of him

So you inted in champ select then flamed your team on the boards.

Nice

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