*returns from his vacations*

Malicious Metal··33 votes·1,571 views

queues up for ranked (currently Plat I)

locks Mordekaiser

Bot: OMFG, WHY PICK SUCH A TRASH CHAMPION, GG, THIS IS LOST! instalocks annie with ghost and cleanse

somebody dodges

Me: Welp, what a great thing to come back to, huh?

27 Comments

Bronze Bonanza10 votes

"OMFG I NEVER WIN WITH NONMETA PICKS ON MY TEAM"

locks in AD fiddlesticks and feeds

"gg we lost cause this @#%# picked ____"

RivetAce1 votes

Same with new champs. I picked Camille about 10 days after she was released, and was the only one who won my lane (I was up about 2 kills and a level or 2). Everyone else loses lane and then says "gg we lost cause you picked Camille". Because I'm supposed to engage on a fed team?

Ahristocats6 votes

that's what you get in high diamond/master

if you play something else than the meta AND LOSE you get reported, just like me when i used to play Pre-rework gp and Pre-rework Taric

i warned you, you're going to have troubles with Morde in diamond I/Master

Papa Andrei1 votes

Actually funny story, Had Urgot support, TF adc, and Sivir top, no one got reported, my team and the enemy were all just dicking around having fun (Except the tryndaqueer because fuck tryn.) (Silver elo)

Covert Ops Gnar4 votes

To be fair, Morde is a shit champ and is an automatic loss to have on team.

TeCoolMage5 votes

malicious metal with his 69% winrate

Kingnewgameplus3 votes

Something something sex joke something something penis.

Danjeng1 votes

You can never nerf the man of metal. Goes to show it's the player not the champion.

dominusx2 votes

wakes up goes to his pc to play his diamond 2promos

Midlaner challenger 300lp: i dont play with this retard adc main someone dodge or i'm inting me: come on boys lets work something out aight? midlaner : no i'm inting gg somebody dodged thank lawd jesus

ques up again

support: i dont support fuk autofill i'm trolling me: i can support naut if needed support: i dont play toplane dodge or we lose somebody dodges again thank god.

3rd que normal que everybody got what they wanted XDD

Best princess EU2 votes

EUNE sounds funny hahaha

Spice POWAH6 votes

EUNE Ranked sounds funny hahaha

Ralanr2 votes

Welcome back.

Malicious Metal2 votes

Well, at least SOMONE's nice in league, huh?! kappa

Blåbæret2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Malicious Metal,realm=EUW,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=fTv8UHgR,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-12-29T23:53:50.566+0000)

queues up for ranked (currently Plat I)

locks Mordekaiser

Bot: OMFG, WHY PICK SUCH A TRASH CHAMPION, GG, THIS IS LOST! instalocks annie with ghost and cleanse

somebody dodges

Me: Welp, what a great thing to come back to, huh?

Why trollpick in ranked?

Shynkle1 votes

It's his main champion and he has a 69% winrate with him?

ltmetal2 votes

It finally happened: I no longer feel comfortable picking Mordekaiser in ranked. I like playing him with my friends, but my ranked teammates get upset when I even hover him now.

Malicious Metal2 votes

Yeah, most of the lobbies are sceptical about my Mordekaiser pick. Won't make me drop him though, they'll shut up as soon as the enemy Riven's 0/4

RivetAce3 votes

I'm surprised, I assume anyone who plays Mordekaiser in ranked is a one-trick. Especially with a Mordekaiser-themed name.

EUW must not have seen one-tricks before. /s

darreckpls2 votes

I would have done the same thing you piece of trash! Just because you have a good win rate with a nonmeta champion you think that gives you the right to pick it in our games? You better start picking meta champions that you aren't as used to and would give you a worse chance of winning. Really the nerve of you people who think you should be able to play champions you enjoy and are good with. You should probably change your name too. There aren't any meta champions that are both metal and malicious.

Spice POWAH1 votes

Quality ranked, that sounds even worse than silver

Blast Deadlift2 votes

I must say, I am silver. Confirmed.

Aatrox Mid 1v51 votes

[{quoted}](name=Malicious Metal,realm=EUW,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=fTv8UHgR,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-12-29T23:53:50.566+0000)

queues up for ranked (currently Plat I)

locks Mordekaiser

Bot: OMFG, WHY PICK SUCH A TRASH CHAMPION, GG, THIS IS LOST! instalocks annie with ghost and cleanse

somebody dodges

Me: Welp, what a great thing to come back to, huh?

I like how they just instantly decide to int

WhyBanMyLeeSin1 votes

That's why even when you get higher elo you won't notice a reduction in toxicity, people there tend to be arrogant as fuck and start stating bullshit just because you picked a champion which isn't really in the meta, and then you'll get a mad team spamming at you which lowers your and your team's performance by a lot, which by itself gives you a significantly higher chance of losing, if you lose, you'll get even more flame and you'll get a report, fortunately Riot uses its brain on that kind of thing and doesn't punish people for picking a champion who doesn't belong to the meta.

RivetAce1 votes

Unless it's support Singed with smite.

Memes, but in all seriousness, as long as you're not screwing over anyone on your team, you can play whatever you want if you're playing to win.

AMYS GRAVE1 votes

Yeah, the other night i had two people spouting the ever classy "kys" to me for "missing" taric stuns. The stuns hit who i was aiming for and i saved their lives because of it, we were winning the game, i had the best KDA on the team, I had the fewest deaths, and got an S for that game. But apparently i'm bad and deserve to die because as the support i didn't help them mid and top and they got their asses handed to them in lane.

Welcome back?

Marshbouy1 votes

Are you telling me that people in this game are gasp rude?

Asayake 5150glow1 votes

First pick autofilled into support says "I'm going top."

I hover Fiora, teammate bans her.

Teammate says, "muted", then "I muted you, why are you still talking?". Not sure if they were genuinely an idiot or just toxic.

First pick instalocks Riven.

I picked Shyv, because last game I trolled an Illaoi hard enough to cause a ragequit with my unexcitingness (although I still managed to first blood them at lvl 3, lol).

Something comes up and I dodge, breath a sigh of relief because that would not have been a good game.

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