im not excited for the new caitlyn skin

NodirjonSattarov·May 3, 2017·6 votes·790 views

for how low of a skill floor the champion has and how easy it is to do well with the champion i really dont want her to become more popular than she is right now. i play 2 champions only, draven and kogmaw. i play them regardless of the meta, item changes, and whether my gf wants me to bring pizza home or not. so when i have to constantly play against the same champion that happens to do well no matter the circumstances it becomes a very boring game to play.

21 Comments

ScissorsNstuffMay 3, 20173 votes

I like how you slip a mention for your girlfriend in there for no reason like you're trying to compensate for something

SquishieMay 3, 20171 votes

I think it was for the lulz, I giggled.

NodirjonSattarovMay 4, 20172 votes

i like how none of what you said makes sense. i said it was a joke so fuck off

ScissorsNstuffMay 4, 20171 votes

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i like how none of what you said makes sense. i said it was a joke so fuck off

it makes perfect sense, maybe not to internet noobs though lol

NodirjonSattarovMay 4, 20172 votes

what the hell is an internet noob? grow some balls and fuck off

ScissorsNstuffMay 4, 20171 votes

[{quoted}](name=General KogMaw,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=fFhzdXvH,comment-id=0001000100000000,timestamp=2017-05-04T23:33:58.913+0000)

what the hell is an internet noob? grow some balls and fuck off

One who is a noob at the internet of course.

I don't recommend continuing to flex your e-peen out of anger after someone points out you seem to be flexing your e-peen. It looks especially stupid when you're getting mad over something simple you clearly don't understand.

NodirjonSattarovMay 5, 20171 votes

what would i try to compensate mentioning my gf?

ScissorsNstuffMay 5, 20171 votes

[{quoted}](name=General KogMaw,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=fFhzdXvH,comment-id=000100010000000000000000,timestamp=2017-05-05T01:22:07.096+0000)

what would i try to compensate mentioning my gf?

The fact you feel emasculated by Caitlyn. It alludes to the idea that you may be the stereotypical internet person who's girlfriend is fictional and is really just a tool to make your original post sound cooler as you mask the pain with other similar techniques.

When confronted even jokingly you lash out, again flexing your e-peen. Its very suggestive... its very suspicious. I imagine you curling up into a corner to cry everytime cait kills you

NodirjonSattarovMay 5, 20171 votes

the comment about my gf (who happens to exist) was supportive detail to complement my statement about saying "I only play Draven or Kog'Maw". bringing pizza home means she's in a good mood and happy about her day. if i see that she's in a good mood, regardless of how my day went, then i am also in a good mood. since you didnt understand the analogy its safe to assume that you don't have a gf.

i don't like Caitlyn, and i dont like Caitlyn players. her dedicated fans are respectable but when someone picks her up and just safe farms/pokes its actually mental. if you play caitlyn just fuck off and stop commenting on my posts

ScissorsNstuffMay 5, 20171 votes

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the comment about my gf (who happens to exist)

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/925/494/218.png_large

internet guy insists his girlfriend exists

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/925/494/218.png_large

the other guy implies she doesn't but never actually says she doesn't

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/925/494/218.png_large

the first guy gets nervous about this which doesn't actually mean anything but it's still very scandalous looking

was supportive detail to complement my statement about saying "I only play Draven or Kog'Maw". bringing pizza home means she's in a good mood and happy about her day. if i see that she's in a good mood, regardless of how my day went, then i am also in a good mood. since you didnt understand the analogy its safe to assume that you don't have a gf.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/925/494/218.png_large

"pizza"

i don't like Caitlyn, and i dont like Caitlyn players. her dedicated fans are respectable but when someone picks her up and just safe farms/pokes its actually mental. if you play caitlyn just fuck off and stop commenting on my posts

I play cait, I don't particularly care if you like it or not. I'm not a dedicated fan. I safe farm and poke sometimes but I get nervous because sometimes my opponent isn't some angry nerd who can't deal with that. Some people are a lot more aggressive and force the lane to move around so my traps don't matter as much. I'm guessing you're not the type that does any of that though. As kogmaw you have an excuse, but when you're playing draven you really don't have a reason to be having that sort of problem.

NodirjonSattarovMay 5, 20171 votes

no idea who the fuck that picture is

look pal i have nothing more to prove to you since you're one of those stupid trolls that has nothing else to do.

caitlyns traps are hardly the issue. i'm 100% fine with them but whats not ok is that mental passive. guaranteed amplification upon stepping on a trap, net, or 3rd auto (every other auto with runaans) AND AS steroid when she's supposed to not have any to make up for the great late game

ScissorsNstuffMay 5, 20171 votes

[{quoted}](name=General KogMaw,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=fFhzdXvH,comment-id=0001000100000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-05-05T15:47:53.681+0000)

no idea who the fuck that picture is

look pal i have nothing more to prove to you since you're one of those stupid trolls that has nothing else to do.

You're like an angry naked man on a foreign beach angry at the people who have swimtrunks on because they aren't what you're used to. I'd like to point out that I've yet to really say anything bad about you aside from being too inclusive... if you consider the internet a bad place that is.

caitlyns traps are hardly the issue. i'm 100% fine with them but whats not ok is that mental passive. guaranteed amplification upon stepping on a trap, net, or 3rd auto (every other auto with runaans) AND AS steroid when she's supposed to not have any to make up for the great late game

if you aren't having to deal with her traps do to your sexyful management of the lane positioning you will have to deal with her passive a lot less.

NodirjonSattarovMay 5, 20171 votes

I'd like to point out that I've yet to really say anything bad about you aside from being too inclusive... if you consider the internet a bad place that is.

you've been condescending this entire time - i was trying to be funny but you come along and ruin the mood and the joke.

if you aren't having to deal with her traps do to your sexyful management of the lane positioning you will have to deal with her passive a lot less.

engaging is a pain due to her auto, net, enhanced auto disengage combo that does chunks of damage regardless of how fed or unfed

ScissorsNstuffMay 5, 20171 votes

[{quoted}](name=General KogMaw,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=fFhzdXvH,comment-id=000100010000000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-05-05T16:23:22.416+0000)

you've been condescending this entire time - i was trying to be funny but you come along and ruin the mood and the joke.

the joke about an internet guy having a girlfriend or something else? Its ironic because you don't get my joke either lol

engaging is a pain due to her auto, net, enhanced auto disengage combo that does chunks of damage regardless of how fed or unfed

a lot of adcs are like that. Commit or get your face poked.

there's no inbetween a lot of the time. draven probably should just go in. He has 2 abilities for the engage. Kog is countered by aggression and probably wouldn't benefit from forcing them to aggress even more if they don't want to

UnboundHadesMay 3, 20172 votes

the skin looks terrible tho a sniper shouldn't have a giant gun that looks like its a laser cannon why would anyone want it

RalanrMay 3, 20171 votes

Have you seen her other skins? Unless you like strippers, there's not much competition.

ScissorsNstuffMay 3, 20171 votes

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the skin looks terrible tho a sniper shouldn't have a giant gun that looks like its a laser cannon why would anyone want it

she's actually not a sniper, she's a riflewoman. A marksman

UnboundHadesMay 3, 20171 votes

my point is the gun doesn't fit cait as a champ it was a forced skin it feels like where someone wanted another pulsefire skin and just made rushed garbage

ScissorsNstuffMay 3, 20171 votes

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my point is the gun doesn't fit cait as a champ it was a forced skin it feels like where someone wanted another pulsefire skin and just made rushed garbage

I actually like it though lol. The big gun is a nice alternative look actually. Espcially with that cyberpunk look

cinomenapplebaeMay 3, 20171 votes

I disagree, when all the people are hyped for a skin and play the skin even though they don't play the champ much they usually don't do that great. Examples of this are Championship Riven, Star Guardian Jinx, and Elementalist Lux. When those skins came out the champ was also usually banned.

SquishieMay 3, 20171 votes

That is kind of true, I haven't seen a meta when caitlyn was weak.