Why is my team always shlt?

Really? These teams I get make me question the real intelligence of humanity. After 4 losses in a row of just screaming "How fucking stupid are you?!" out loud. The teams were unbelievably fucking stupid.

One of my matches a few games ago I watched my MF ult the wolves. She wasn't even trolling.

Just played a game where I had this genius idea to not play Braum for one game and to play ADC. I get a Trundle support, Aatrox top, and Udyr jungle. Where the fuck do they get these genius ideas?

How about my jungler, while we lose 3 mid turrets in one push, decides to continue taking wolves, raptors, and the rest of his jungle?

My Lux that picks into Yasuo then feeds him. Christ I could have gone fucking Rammus mid and done better.

Then there was my full-tank Nunu who was queued with my Diana who never bought zhonyas in 43 minutes. Nunu went afk half way through the game, not like he did anything anyways.

Then there was my ADC who could "only play teemo adc", but since he was banned she had to go Sivir and go 2-10. It's not like she was outplayed or that the enemy did something special to kill her, she would get hit by a Taric stun, Ezreal Q, Ezreal W, Ezreal R, another Ezreal Q, then use her spell shield afterwards. Unless she has some serious lag, then why the fuck am I in the same game as this kid?

There was the game I was so pissed about losing so many times that I went Brand jungle, and I was the only one who did anything. So then my Lux who picked into a Fizz decided to blame me for the loss after she died 10 times.

How am I in the same games as these kids? How can you even be that bad? I remember having a Bronze 5 account and I didn't see kids this shitty.

Before anybody starts posting "you should carry then %%%git", why don't you? A person of a decent rank, show me your match history of losses and show me the score board and I can look into further details. There is always one fucktard that fucks the game before it even starts. There is ever-so rarely a "close" game, but it does usually still end up being somebody's fuckup at the end of the game that costs me the win. Oh they got caught at 61 minutes because they decided it'd be a great idea to take the 7000HP scuttle as Leblanc with all enemies missing.

My goal of this post is for somebody to explain how the fuck these kids are even remotely carry-able. The jungler's choice to sit there taking raptors and krugs while we lose 3 mid turrets. It's my teammate's decision to autolock Lux into Yas then get shit on. It's my teammate's decision to see the first person picks Udyr, then pick Aatrox, and then pick Trundle just to add in more useless champs with no range. It's not my fault my teammate queues up for ranked as ADC then can only play Teemo ADC. I can't control that my teammate leaves the game. I can't control every single fucking teammate I have from doing stupid shit because they are actually stupid.