AFKs in ranked should honestly have mandatory bans. Riot shouldn't also matchmake off of winrates.

Theorchero··3 votes·1,037 views

Bitching about AFK's below

I've played 9 games today on my smurf.

Three. Fucking THREE of them I had had AFKs on my team. All happened when I was in a series. So because 2 of them were also consecutive, it destroys my mmr, so not only do I lose the series, I'm knocked down over 30 fucking lp AND I gain less so I have to play an EXTRA game to get BACK into the fucking series. One of my botlanes had combined deaths of 38. 38 fucking deaths. That's literally inting.

But no, they won't get punished. The AFKs won't get punished, even if they say, "Fuck you" and leave until they ruin dozens of other games with it.

Stop pussyfooting around with game griefers. If you afk from a ranked game, you're banned for 24 hrs. You do it again within 2 days? You get a 1 week ban from ranked. After that, it's a 2 week account ban and then a perma.

People will not respond to anything less. I never leave a game (let alone a ranked game) unless it's an absolute emergency or a technical issue. And I've never played ranked when I thought there was the slightest chance of either. Ranked is a serious competitive environment, and it should be treated as such. Childlike temper tantrums and ragequits should be punished harshly.

End of bitching about AFK's

Okay, glad I got that out of my system. However, I've noticed a very disturbing pattern in my recent games:

I have never seen as many AFKs as I have since I've been climbing on my smurf with a huge winrate. I'm getting matched with players that are significantly lower rank than my current rank, despite my really high mmr, and being matched with much higher rated players - on top of this, **the low ranked teammates often have a winrate of around 44%. **Sometimes it can get as low as 20-30%.

Balance off of MMR, not winrates. I shouldn't see large frequencies where my teammates are inting nearly as often as they are. A couple days ago I had 3 4v5's in a fucking row. I've had an average of 2 afk's a day for the past week. This is utterly ridiculous. Stop fucking hamstringing me and let me get my smurf to the rank I want it to, god damn it.

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ThaPizzaMan2 votes

PREACH! No one gives a damn about the little guy stuck in Silver. Today I had 3 afks and 2 int feeders. 6 Ranked L streak knocked me down from Silver IV 60 LP to Silver V 56 LP. How is it fair to me to get de-ranked because of afks? RIOT I'm talking to you. Are you aware that if everyone took their whole 30 seconds to ban you would be in champ select for 10 damn minutes? Then if we have AFKS we have to wait 20 minutes to FF that is if they are trolling and purposely AFK. What about the people that have jobs and work 8 hours a day or more? Riot needs to act like they give a damn. If this is considered a "Sport" then I want a Fucking Referee.

9 X2 votes

Excuse me if I shed no item 3070 s for a smurf complaining about getting screwed by matchmaking as he pretty much screwed matchmaking for so many others by shitting on them with his artificially low elo.

Theorchero2 votes

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Excuse me if I shed no item 3070 s for a smurf complaining about getting screwed by matchmaking as he pretty much screwed matchmaking for so many others by shitting on them with his artificially low elo.

Smurfs climb pretty fast. I tanked my provisionals because I didn't play my main champion, I wanted to practice other shit and I figured, "why not." I dislike practicing in normals on my main because I get harassed whenever I play something that isn't my main or not tryharding and stomping. Like, if I stomp I get called a tryhard. If I lose, I get called boosted trash. It's not fair at all. If it's ranked on a smurf it has the more serious air of not having duo bruiser bot lane but it's also a more relaxed thing for me because I don't have to tryhard in order not to feed horribly. If I play a new champion in lower elo I push my limits and it's usually enough of a handicap that unless they're bronze or low silver they usually can mostly keep up.

While I was smurfing, I was never an asshole to people. You should be irked as well as I am because Riot is fucking everyone over more, not just me. This account would be in gold V by now and I'd be done with it for the time being in ranked, with me just playing norms on it when I felt like norming so I wouldn't get shit from everyone for dying all the time. I just wanted to get it to Gold V for the end of season rewards and to play ranked on another account if I had to dodge or something. It's also useful to have a gold or silver account handy so I can play with friends. I also offer coaching (mostly to gp discord or friends) and being able to duo queue on a smurf provides an entirely different way to coach - the environment is way, way different than normals or flex queue and by being on another account with similar mmr I don't really create an unfun experience for everyone if I'm not playing my main. I mean, if you die to my Nidalee support you're just insanely bad.

Even if you disagree with smurfing (even though I didn't manipulate my elo on purpose to get it as low as possible) you could at least sympathize that this issue affects many people, not just smurfs. If you go on a winstreak, you're far more likely to recieve teammates on a losing streak because that's how the system works. It's honestly a pretty big flaw and it just sucks for everyone involved.

Hexs Fortune1 votes

I remember a stretch where I had AFKers in 3 straight games. Nearly lost my mind in rage.

Then I won 5 in a row the next day and no afks to be seen.

That RNG

Theorchero1 votes

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I remember a stretch where I had AFKers in 3 straight games. Nearly lost my mind in rage.

Then I won 5 in a row the next day and no afks to be seen.

That RNG

I mean I was winning 8-9 games in a row before I started getting 2 or more teammates with double digit deaths - every game. Not including how many 4v5s I get straddled with on a daily basis. And inevitably I end up getting extremely fed in those 4v5s and I win some of them but the fact that they happen at all is fucking bullshit.

Now I win between 6-7 out of 10 but it's still horseshit because Riot is literally rigging games against me and not giving me LP enough to compensate. I shouldn't have teammates with 35% winrates multiuple times while having mmr 3 divisions above and still be getting 22 lp. It's a fucking joke.

A Doorknob1 votes

Wow a higher elo not throwiing the stats bullshit down our throat and actually agreeing bronze and silver have problems with their ranking system? This is new.

Theorchero1 votes

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Wow a higher elo not throwiing the stats bullshit down our throat and actually agreeing bronze and silver have problems with their ranking system? This is new.

I mean.. if you play consistently, you'll climb. The biggest problem I have is that when you start to hit winstreaks, you get matched with players with lower winrates.. which is horseshit.

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