Updated PSA because people just love to hijack threads and start arguments missing the point.

**Attention new players and not experienced players, new players who do not know how to outplay every champion in your lane yet, or how to manipulate waves or farm under turret, yes you! No not you Darius mains. No not you NA Faker and god's gift to mankind. Yes, you there! New person! **

(Hopefully this makes it clear enough for you non-new people who get triggered by the idea that someone might indirectly be slightly insulting someone you saw once across the checkout at the local grocery store.)

Dying in this game is very bad. Try not to die. If you die once, your lane opponent will come back to lane with more items and levels than you, and will be stronger this time, and fighting them will probably go even worse than the last time, so you should try to be safe and use your turret as defense until your team can come to help you!

(Sorry I had to make this sound so condescending, I had a post that was worded like new players are normal people with normal intelligence, but a bunch of people got triggered by that and started arguing in the thread and completely missing the point so I deleted it because screw that I'm sick of having my threads hijacked so someone can flex their e-peen.)

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