A typical game goes something like this:

the weeaboo · 2018-03-28T04:12:54.462Z

I pick up First Blood I see "Enemy Double Kill!" with the enemy Vayne's face on the top of my screen I scream internally but tell myself I can still shut her down as long as I dont tilt I slowly die inside as I watch bottom lane give up kill after kill to the ADC with the supposedly weak laning phase I look at the scoreboard and see the following: Allied - 0/3/1 - has a gift for using her spells 2 seconds too late and thinking she can 1v3 to defend tower while ADC is dead. Allied - 0/5/2 - Is averaging 3 cs/min, always stands at least 500 units head of her support, still wants to rush duskblade tho behind Allied - 2/7/3 - died on the 1st three ganks, has had every other camp taken away from him, got one kill and now thinks he can oneshot the enemy with 24 dark harvest stacks Allied - 2/1/1 - Is doing okay, but if he leaves his lane to use his gold, Nasus will somehow aquire 400 stacks in the minute he's gone and take both towers I cry. I accept the fact that unless I am suddenly possed by the spirit of (2016) Faker that I will probably lose.

the weeaboo·Mar 28, 2018·2 votes·281 views

I pick up First Blood
I see "Enemy Double Kill!" with the enemy Vayne's face on the top of my screen
I scream internally but tell myself I can still shut her down as long as I dont tilt
I slowly die inside as I watch bottom lane give up kill after kill to the ADC with the supposedly weak laning phase
I look at the scoreboard and see the following:

Allied - 0/3/1 - has a gift for using her spells 2 seconds too late and thinking she can 1v3 to defend tower while ADC is dead.
Allied - 0/5/2 - Is averaging 3 cs/min, always stands at least 500 units head of her support, still wants to rush duskblade tho behind
Allied - 2/7/3 - died on the 1st three ganks, has had every other camp taken away from him, got one kill and now thinks he can oneshot the enemy with 24 dark harvest stacks
Allied - 2/1/1 - Is doing okay, but if he leaves his lane to use his gold, Nasus will somehow aquire 400 stacks in the minute he's gone and take both towers

I cry.
I accept the fact that unless I am suddenly possed by the spirit of (2016) Faker that I will probably lose.

A typical game goes something like this:

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