Sion the Undead JUGGERNAUT

Since Sion is the champion with Juggernaut actually in his title, I thought it might be fun to build him as a Juggernaut. So, that said, here we go!

He's dead, and he's a juggernaut. So, obviously, this item is his core item. This should obviously be renamed "Sion's Fury" since it's a giant gauntlet. What does Sion do in his passive? He gets pissed and beats the everloving hell out of his opponents. Sion's passive on W is made for this item. That's right, with this item, Sion is the only character in the game with infinite scaling health AND damage! Just think, EVERY 100 MINIONS KILLED GRANTS 1 DAMAGE TO YOUR TARGET. Super OP. The other thing that is super OP is the huge attack speed buff he gets during his passive, turning this thing into a death machine if you die in front of a cluster of enemies. This is literally Sion's axe that he always carries around ('cept when he's extra-dead-and-pissed), so obviously he must have it. This is so you you can ignore wizards. IGNORE THEM. Beat them in the head with your axe. Sion wants this instead of boots. He has a low attack speed, but this makes up for it. Plus it gives him much-needed tenacity and CDR. Basically, Sion is a Berserker, a tenacious front-line tank, and someone who likes to chase down and bash stuff to pieces with his own badass self. This does it all!

For runes, I recommend: 3x Movement Speed Quints 9x Armor Pen Marks 9x Armor Marks 3x Scaling CDR Glyphs because 5% man, 5%. 6x Scaling MR Glyphs

For masteries, I recommend: http://gameinfo.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/game-info/summoners/masteries/#964voe00.2y8wUcT.PFR50c60.0

That lets you be like, "yo, I'm a tank sucka, but i'm still gonna pound yo ass into the ground with these here items."

Now for the most important part of this in-depth guide, how to play and win in-lane! First, don't go to lane. Instead, buy a long sword, and go to the enemy's jungle. "Whaaaaa?" you say! I don't know if you've noticed, but nobody guards buffs anymore. So, what you do is use your freaky fast level 1 movespeed and sneak all up in that jungle. Then you clear (krugs/wolves/gromp/whatever the hell you want) first, then take the major buff. That buff might kill you, but that's cool, man. Because you already have sterak's gage. You activate that for a shield equal to 100% of your life, and you beat the shit out of that buff. Then you teleport to lane almost level 3 but with an extra pair of something you bought with all your phat stacks of cash. I recommend a ruby fucking crystal because it gives life and builds into ALL YO SHIT.

Ok so you just teleported to lane. Your opponent is level 2-ish, but he's been like "yaay free minions" and has been killing your minions as fast as he can. However, he's level 1-2, so he couldn't really push lane. That means all his minion sare sick and alive and still there, and your XP/gold lead will increase by a lot as soon as you kill all that shit. So you cast your shield, you drop the Q, then you drop the base and start dancing cause you be bad, and you know it. Meanwhile, you can't see this, but the enemy jungler is like "WTF WHY YOU NO WARD MY (RED/BLUE), TOP LANE?!?!" So at this point, you CTRL+6 to let them know you have mastery with Sion.

For your skills, you want to max Q>R>W>E. I know most people are like, "NOOB, ITS R>Q>W>E" or something to the effect of R>Q. Ok, so look at levels. AT NO POINT CAN YOU POSSIBLY GET A POINT IN R WHEN YOU WOULD BE GETTING A POINT IN Q. That's right, all the guides that say max ult first are wrong. Level 5? Q. Level 6? You can't Q, so R. Level 7? You can't R, so Q. Level 9? Thaaaat's right, bitches. Q! So, Q>R>W>E.

When you engage, you want to do the following:

Lead in with E. Get that slow and armor pen on your opponent. Charge the Q. If you landed E, they CANNOT escape a knock-up Q without using abilities/flash. I don't mean a full-charge Q, i just mean enough to knock them up. While Q is charging, activate W because that makes people panic. If he turns around to attack you, then just keeeeeep charging Q. If he runs, knock him up. Then start wailing on him with yo bad self, 'cause that's what you do. Then pop your shield to do 90% max hp damage. Just kidding, your shield will get popped by minions because nerf city, but it looks cool and helps you win the trade. After you hit him a couple times while he's stunned with reduced armor (thanks, E!), just walk away. If you want, you can CTRL+3 to drop your axe like you just don't care.

Then CTRL+6 to let him know you have mastery.

Once you do this a few times, it will be 20 min and your opponents will surrender, because Juggernauts are OP and you have Juggernaut in your title.

The end.