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ChickenWrap··39 votes·4,202 views

HOT OFF THE FREELO TRAIN! FREE WINS!

FROM DIAMOND 4, 98 LP TO PLAT 2, 0 LP! A HORRIBLE LOSING STREAK BROKEN BY THE WONDROUS FREELO BOOSTING POWERS OF NUNU!

https://puu.sh/vnVwm/3dca5279da.png

Is this you?

  • Likes Dragons at level 5
  • Likes Rift Herald at level 8
  • Likes soloing Baron at 20 minutes
  • Your Jungle is my Jungle
  • ADC in 2017 LOL
  • Playing the game is hard I just want to play Singed but he can't Jungle very well

https://puu.sh/vnVJf/54e9fae9ce.png https://puu.sh/vnVHF/7531113dee.png

Then Nunu is the guy for you! Press W on your ADC, press E on the enemy ADC, and watch the LP flow in!

WOW! JUST LOOK AT THOSE SCORES!

https://puu.sh/vnVLe/adde87991e.png

NEVER WORK FOR A WIN A DAY IN YOUR LIFE AGAIN. GRAGAS? WHO NEEDS HIM!

According to LoLSkill, I'm the 28th best Nunu in North America and I have NO clue what I'm doing!

https://puu.sh/vnWcf/b15893b8b6.png (Thanks for never updating when you should, LoLSkill) https://puu.sh/vnW8D/229e223d75.png

https://puu.sh/vnVOQ/48702fab1a.png https://puu.sh/vnWjU/e98d9a1754.png

With a champion this unpopular, it's a wonder he's not a perma-ban!

52 Comments

LadyRenly45 votes

I'd rather lose than win playing Nunu

Lùmen1 votes

same tbh

ChickenWrap6 votes

See you in Mast-- Oh...

Kingnewgameplus4 votes

I'd rather set my family on fire and watch them slowly burn than play nunu. If I was in a room with nunu, willump, and adolf hitler, I would shoot willump, and have hitler help me curb stomp nunu into the fucking dirt where he belongs, slowly bleeding out, losing teeth, can't feel his arms anymore, begging for death. And then, only then, when he's crying, begging for it all to end, I'll snap his fucking neck.

I don't like nunu.

Chønklord1 votes

#MakeNunuNunuAgain!

Divewing2 votes

Fair enough, pretty sure most people feel that way about at least 1 champion.

Hell I'd rather lose every Azir game I ever played than win even one as Lee Sin, Graves, Fizz, or Udyr. Might add Jayce to that, god I regret buying him...

Autrah Fang1 votes

{quoted}

Fair enough, pretty sure most people feel that way about at least 1 champion.

Hell I'd rather lose every Azir game I ever played than win even one as Lee Sin, Graves, Fizz, or Udyr. Might add Jayce to that, god I regret buying him...

replace Azir with Evelynn until her rework and you get how i feel as a jungler

Jbels16 votes

I've always had a soft spot for pitches that are purely ironic in tone but comedic in execution. Fine, I'll try it for fuck sake.

Edit: http://imgur.com/94FPwNH

LADIES AND GENTLEMENT WE HAVE A FUCKING WINNER. THE VERDICT IS IN. THIS SHIT IS CANCER! LITERALLY GOT 3 OCEAN DRAGONS BY THE 24 MINUTE MARK

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Glory ln Death4 votes

Have I ever introduced you to Jungle Yorick? With Jungle Yorick's unmatchable objective control, you can say goodbye to Nunu's pathetic "3 drakes at 24 minutes" and say hello to "4 DRAKES AT 21 MINUTES?!?!"

Take dragon at level 2, finishing at 3:15, and watch as your enemies tilt through pure shock! Invade the enemy jungle and 6v1 their jungler! Obliterate the enemy's structures anytime they're foolish enough to die, roam, or back to shop!

zaire906 votes

you better slide all the info on how to make that work because i cant jg for shit and im bad at this game

Elikain11 votes

#I'm the 28th best Nunu in North America and I have NO clue what I'm doing!

Fucking lost it at that part. #EX DEEEEEEEEEEE

ChickenWrap4 votes

I'm 21st best now.

Elikain2 votes

You better reach #1 or i'll report you to the Rito Overlords for playing Smite Nunu. #:^)

Lord Galvatron3 votes

To be fair most people have no clue how to deal with Nunu.

That being said, Nunu is insane if you get lucky with Dragon RNG. I consider myself fairly familiar with Nunu and I usually give my team all 5 dragons before 35 min when I play him.

3 Fire or Earth drakes is insane regardless of your situation in a game.

General Esdeath 3 votes

mfw people complain Nunu is bad mfw those same people call for nerfs because they faced a good nunu

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000417794506/264735453ca7e4eb6219fc3c920bcba5_400x400.png

ChickenWrap2 votes

"Play Gragas pls"

"Nunu is bad he doesn't do anything the team"

"I don't understand what invisible power means."

"What do you mean you can give me 2000 free gold?"

General Esdeath 2 votes

"your E does no damage wtf?"

"Your does no damage"

"Your passive is useless"

Captainn Ginyu3 votes

hilarious part is i can hear all of this in fucking billy mayes voice

MyTeamIsAwsome2 votes

Support nunu smite is that you?

ChickenWrap16 votes

{quoted}

Support nunu smite is that you?

Yes, except I'm playing in the Jungle as a support tank, so.

Oelyk2 votes

You ought to try out being a sales person, that was an excellent pitch and you can count me sold.

No just kidding, I already swore fidelity to Orianna for the next week.

Myrmiron2 votes

How did you do it? What did you max/ masteries/ runes? Do you gank or just fuck with the enemy jungler? I wanna try that in Flex Queue.

Ionian Vulpix2 votes

If only I was good enough to win consistently with my favorite jungler (sorry kindred)

røckstãr2 votes

Same ;c. Hope their little rework helps them because they arent exactly in the best spot.

SinofAtlas2 votes

What I want to know is how you lost in 15 minutes?

ChickenWrap7 votes

Feeders, AFKers? You've never experienced such a thing?

SinofAtlas1 votes

not in 15

SH Azykan5 votes

you have never opened mid with someone on your team being 0/15 and having an afk on your team? what did you expect to win that?

Paquay2 votes

In league? Nope. Never. ;)

DaNinad2 votes

"But dude, Nunu has an insanely high skill cap, your e is on a very high cool down and you need to land them"

Troy2426212 votes

But ChickenWrap, don't all annoying champions need an equally tilting laugh bind that you can spam? Does Nunu have a skin for this?

Hello I am Bird3 votes

Troy... Honey... Nunu bot started the war of laughs...

ChickenWrap2 votes

What this guy said.

Troy2426213 votes

[{quoted}](name=Hello I am Bird,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=cfE4F04F,comment-id=000f0000,timestamp=2017-04-19T04:58:51.953+0000)

Troy... Honey... Nunu bot started the war of laughs...

Oh IK, and I use the skin ^-^.

Melledoneus2 votes

You call that a free win?

Bitch please, Shen mid. Freelo like you've never seen.

Sad Tyrant1 votes

Ha, no

GiornoˇGiovanna2 votes

That moment when you master assassin Shaco for very long time and all u get from Riot now is tricks but no damage (xD?) so you basically aren't rewarded for one-tricking a hard champ.

Pick any other meta supportive tank like Gragas, Ivern, Nunu = free LP. <3 I love Riot Games

  • Fredriks, 2mln useless Shaco main who wants to play assassin but can't kill a fly with damage items.

PS Fak Lee Sin :^)

ChickenWrap1 votes

Omg same. Seven year Shaco main.

MunchCrunchLunch1 votes

nunu has been disgusting ever his changes a while ago. people simply don't play lame not flashy champions no matter how good they are. you don't understand how many games a nuno has 0 deaths and took most damage. and you can't secure objective against him. guy is unkillable until you get to late game which doesn't happen a quarter of the games

Velzard of Koz1 votes

You're already Smite Nunu, add a pinch of botlane support and you have the real money-maker.

PeelDpotato1 votes

this is a quality shitpost.

ChickenWrap2 votes

Screw you, this is serious

Alex h87211 votes

Lmao you should be in sales.

Pale Pirate1 votes

I'm going to accept your invitation, but it better be worth the effort my dear sir.

ChickenWrap1 votes

And...?

muted team chat1 votes

I like nunu but he has the same down side as a low damage support: if your ADC sucks, you suck.

no to toxic1 votes

Im preety sure alot of champions counter Nunu. I can give you examples. Riot games, the entire game philosophy we have now where old champs feel outdated and useless, Nunus ugly 3d model, Nunus ugly lore, Nunus ugly mom, healthy human thinking, Nunu himself, Nunus passive where someone deserves to be punched for coming up with it after Tetris has been released. Lets add Tetris to the list since most players will just start playing it while waiting for Nunu to kill the chickens.

ChickenWrap1 votes

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