"ADCs are weak because of 4-5 man botlane ganks." ??????????????????????????????????????????????????

Astôlfo·1/10/2017, 9:36:58 PM·10 votes·1,112 views

Hey guys, did you know?

Ice-cream sales go up at around the same time number of deaths by drowning do.

Therefore, obviously ice-cream causes people to drown.

Because you know, let's totally ignore how it's the hot weather influencing both. People buy more ice-cream in hotter weather and also do more water-related activities on said hotter days. And the latter would lead to more drowning incidents just by pure percent increase. (10% of 10 is 1, but 10% of 100 is 10, etc)

But nah, ice-cream causes drowning. Therefore, ice-cream is a dangerous creation and should be made illegal.

#BanIceCream2017

Edit: Jesus Christ some of you can't read for shit. I'm saying the 4-5 botlane gank meta is what destroys botlane so hard making it so snowbally and unfun. Not ADCs being weak.

17 Comments

Edge of Daybreak1/10/2017, 10:24:05 PM4 votes

I'm drinking a shake in front of a sports store. Guess I better go buy a life jacket. Also op is right its bs to say adc's need buffs because they die to 4 man ganks.

inplane1/10/2017, 10:15:00 PM3 votes

Those little, sweet demons shall rule us no longer!

Eedat1/10/2017, 10:18:03 PM3 votes

ADCs are dogshit lol. ADCs right now are pretty much locked into one build path to be viable

IE > Zeal Item > 2nd Zeal item > Lifesteal Item > Lord dominicks

Not only are you pigeonholed into buying a ridiculously expensive first item, but the item is absolute dogshit on its own until you're forced to build even more items around it.

They need 3 items to be relevant at all unless they're fed as shit. Even then they will get run down and shit on by any meta tank or bruiser and deleted. I can't even count the number of times I've completely deleted a previously fed ADC from the game as Wukong.

Armor is dirt fucking cheap. For comparison, 1 AD is valued at 35g. 1 Armor is valued at 20g. Get it? Do I need to mention that armor items are also vastly cheaper than AD items?

DEmperor951/10/2017, 10:15:33 PM2 votes

I know right? It's the other way around; 4-5 man bot lane ganks happen because ADCs are weak, so when they are set behind they become useless for a very long time.

Bronze Bonanza1/10/2017, 10:17:49 PM2 votes

Why are people upvoting this? Do they not realize the OP is claiming that the 4-5man gank-meta ISN'T causing the miserable bot lane experience right now?

edit: guess I was wrong.

LunarMageRem1/11/2017, 8:16:03 PM1 votes

"Ice-cream sales go up at around the same time number of deaths by drowning do. "

"Therefore, obviously ice-cream causes people to drown."

I knew it. . Blue Bunny always did seem fishy....

JackMcSnipeyz1/10/2017, 10:34:58 PM1 votes

Some ADC are weak tho, because of the changes to flat armor pen, like Draven and Lucian. others got their core items changed, like corki and kog'maw. some just got nerfed way back and sit in an awkward place, like tristana and Ashe.

Yes, Cait and (previously) vayne are too good, but just because 2-4 marksmen are doing good, doesnt mean the entire class is good.

Lets see how the recent Draven and Lucian buffs play out, and hope for a caitlyn nerf next patch

EXE FallenKnight1/10/2017, 11:54:03 PM1 votes

to be fair if you eat ice cream before swimming you could cramp up and drown so............ you arent wrong