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LANERS LEARN YOUR MANNERS

MR KIMCHI SENPAI··1 votes·503 views

Why do these trash laners tell jungle and support what to do and try to dictate the game?

I play jungle and support because I don't have runes and champions. I get so much shit while playing jungle and support (especially support) the level of hate is astonishing. Sure, I'm okay with semi-noob players because I do play in gold-plat tier and I can forgive some mistakes that my teammates make. But when these clueless players start telling others about they should do this and that, it triggers me. Especially if those shitty laners are the reason the team is losing.

Here's the best part. They take credit for everything that goes well and pass on the blame to supportive roles when shit happens. They don't realize that everything they do with what they know is so little that they make me want to play their champions for them.

And the harder and better you support them, the more random risky shit they'll do.

I guess they'll never improve but it sucks to swallow crap that they spew in games just because I'm on the same team and I don't want to tilt my team (more like i don't really care about them).

[slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

TLDR: Laners should be thankful for jungle and support on their team like decent human beings

19 Comments

BIackfox2 votes

All I see is a trash jger

MR KIMCHI SENPAI1 votes

said a silver 2

[zombie-brand-facepalm]

BIackfox1 votes

[{quoted}](name=MR KIMCHI SENPAI,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=cPR4BRyj,comment-id=00020000,timestamp=2016-10-27T13:14:41.782+0000)

said a silver 2

[zombie-brand-facepalm]

says a guy with a -3 threads crying about his shitty teammates.

the teammates aren't the problem.

MR KIMCHI SENPAI1 votes

said a silver 2 !!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/tWhbriN.gif/img

moron

BIackfox1 votes

[{quoted}](name=MR KIMCHI SENPAI,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=cPR4BRyj,comment-id=0002000000000000,timestamp=2016-10-27T13:42:04.133+0000)

said a silver 2 !!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/tWhbriN.gif/img

moron

my bad, i forgot gold 3 is extremely high elo, lcs level, but I'll be gold by the end of the season so don't worry.

MR KIMCHI SENPAI1 votes

Said a silver 2. Everything you say is pretty much invalid.

At least I'm not silver trash.

Woodakoodashooda1 votes

Top lane blames bot and jungle because top can't do much to help bot being on the opposite side of the map and jungle is supposed to fix everything for everyone at every moment ever. Mid lane blames everyone because they're the center of the goddamn universe. ADC blames support because support is supposed to be Superman and save their Lois Lane ass for every time they jump into a burning building. Support blames ADC because ADC is supposed to be One Punch Man and kill everything instantly! Support and ADC also blame jungle because jungle is supposed to be Batman and answer the call whenever they turn on the Bat Signal. And Jungle just puts on his noise cancelling head phones because everyone hates him.

jaymc11301 votes

[{quoted}](name=Chocolate Frost,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=cPR4BRyj,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-10-27T11:05:36.568+0000)

And Jungle just puts on his noise cancelling head phones because everyone hates him.

I just agree with them. If things are going this way I'm CLEARLY the best player on this team. If I'm obviously that much better than every player on my team then there's nothing these chimps could ever do on their own anyways, so it was on me to make them evolve into a more useful monkey. If I didn't force them to evolve into at least homo habilus, then I really didn't do my job. If I didn't do my job its my fault.

So yeah, if they think its my fault and they really are fine admitting to being that terrible at the game I just agree with em, its my fault then. I've carried plenty 1v5, so I figure its fair.

Zero Skill Tank2 votes

Bronze toplaners like moi hate their junglers, because bronze junglers don't realize that screwing up wave control can easily cost toplaner more dineros than they get from that assist on forced gank.

And by bronze I mean at least up to plat here.

Woodakoodashooda1 votes

When jungle if I gank I'll take one tank minion then get out. If the lane isn't present then I just last hit a few here and there without using abilities. I'll just auto whatever would die anyway because that is gold wasted otherwise. But you won't see me clearing a whole wave up to turret unless I know I can secure the turret before anyone arrives.

jaymc11302 votes

[{quoted}](name=Chocolate Frost,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=cPR4BRyj,comment-id=000000010000,timestamp=2016-10-27T11:54:01.968+0000)

When jungle if I gank I'll take one tank minion then get out. If the lane isn't present then I just last hit a few here and there without using abilities. I'll just auto whatever would die anyway because that is gold wasted otherwise. But you won't see me clearing a whole wave up to turret unless I know I can secure the turret before anyone arrives.

You really want to do only one of two things when you wander into a lane as a jungler and are interacting with the minions.

A) Hard push the wave to the turret and get it to bounce so the lane resets and the two new minion waves approaching reach the middle of the lane like normal.

or

B) Freeze the lane for your laner in an advantageous spot. Ideally right outside of their turret.

What you, specifically, typically do is very very bad. Don't do that. Its either A or B. There are no other options that do not present your own top laner (or any laner) with a disadvantageous situation and a lane that is pushing of its own accord.

MR KIMCHI SENPAI1 votes

don't tell people they never learn

jaymc11301 votes

[{quoted}](name=MR KIMCHI SENPAI,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=cPR4BRyj,comment-id=00000001000000000000,timestamp=2016-10-27T12:04:34.376+0000)

don't tell people they never learn

Some won't. Some will. No telling which is which ahead of time. Might as well put the correct information out there.

Zero Skill Tank1 votes

I hope we never get matched together than :)

N Pelosi1 votes

When I'm jungle I alpha strike the wave and smite one more to "help" my laner reset the wave to the middle of the lane :)

jaymc11301 votes

[{quoted}](name=N Pelosi,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=cPR4BRyj,comment-id=000000010001,timestamp=2016-10-27T12:10:28.060+0000)

When I'm jungle I alpha strike the wave and smite one more to "help" my laner reset the wave to the middle of the lane :)

Good man.

Well, sort of.

Lol.

If you become very experienced as a jungler you get to a point where you expend all your abilities to damage the wave while watching which one's your laner is targeting so that you kill them in rhythm with your laner getting the last hit from his auto attacks or abilities on all the minions. Easier said than done though.

jaymc11301 votes

Or you could act like the alpha male and you tell those silly laners what to do.

Stop being such a beta.

=P

MR KIMCHI SENPAI1 votes

And get reported by my entire team. Yes, been there done that.

It's the same shit... every game...

I don't lose all my games but god it fucking infuriates me so much

CerealBoxOfDoom1 votes

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Why do these trash laners tell jungle and support what to do and try to dictate the game?

Because support and jungle should be trying to call shots but most of them are trash and will never do so and thus the team has to reach out to them

I play jungle and support because I don't have runes and champions. I get so much shit while playing jungle and support (especially support) the level of hate is astonishing. Sure, I'm okay with semi-noob players because I do play in gold-plat tier and I can forgive some mistakes that my teammates make. But when these clueless players start telling others about they should do this and that, it triggers me. Especially if those shitty laners are the reason the team is losing.

don't even have your runes yet so you go jungle?

You probably shouldn't be trying to judge others

And the harder and better you support them, the more random risky shit they'll do.

that's what happens when you merely press buttons well and don't do your job

TLDR: Laners should be thankful for jungle and support on their team like decent human beings

They'll be respectful when you are worthy of it.. 50% of the time

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