YOU SEE... IN THE OLDEN DAYS...

There used to live a crocodile, up in top lane, named Renekton He was the GOD of top lane and he destroyed everything that set foot on it's territory. Many junglers gathered to stop his destruction. But Renekton was so strong that he would 1v2 the strongest of junglers and it was not against the odds. Renekton made his enemy hug its tower for 10 minutes and QQ to its junglers. And junglers came with double buffs on hand, to serve him well.

When Renekton was about to claim the throne of top lane, a hero appeared. A dark, evil hero, named Darius . Unlike his weak brother Garen , he was strong. He would battle this fearsome crocodile, head to head. When they used on each other, it was battle time.

On some days he'd lose but on some days he'd win. They battled as if they were battling to claim a chance to fight a bunny named Riven , so that they could rip her head off each time.

When Renekton was not in lane, he would decimate everyone who came up top.

Time passed and Darius grew old. He grew weaker. Though he fought hard, against many monsters and champions, he could not keep up with time. He grew so weak that he would often get kicked out of top lane by these champions who harassed him to bleed rivers.

To the day he died, he continued to bring glory, justice, and destruction to top lane as long as he could. When it all stopped, he was never seen again.

Despite his end, he reserved his glory as the one champion who did not back down against the crocodile. He was remembered by the glory he brought against the reign of Renekton.

Let us pray.

[slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

On a serious note. I miss S3 top lane.

[zombie-nunu-bummed]