I just love fighting Lulu top.
Warning: Incoming salt.
I just love getting poked through my entire minion wave in top lane. It's not like just regular ranged auto attacks are fun for melee. No...having your entire laning phase be filled with uninterrupted poke (Her fucking skill shot feels like a basic attack with how often she has it up) that just procs thunderlords is great! Not to mention the speed boost in where she runs away whenever you engage her, or the disengage ult, or even her shield that keeps her safe from the limited poke on a melee focused champion.
Such a fun champion to fight in top.
Salt aside: I was already going into a bad spot. I thought it was Lulu mid and I am trying to learn Poppy top (which I really fucking suck with when I try to build her full tank, which is her PRIMARY role). Low and behold, it's Lulu top and I ended up giving first blood when she was almost dead but her shield just saved her.
Then my laning phase was pretty much poke after poke after poke. And I don't have the range to really engage her without her reacting with retreat (I.E, it's not a quick engage, I have to walk within range of the E and I'm trying to land wall stuns because that's where a lot of my trading damage comes in). So she just walks away and I could either chase after her (which given her fucking utility, will only end badly for me) or try and CS. Then when I go to CS, surprise! SHE FUCKING POKES ME AGAIN!
/rant.
Sorry. I don't usually rant, but sometimes I get so frustrated that I need to take some of it out.