How to fix League.

Damage is too high, so nerf damage. ... Damage being low is boring though, so buff damage.

Snowbally fast games are no fun, make them longer. … Longer games suck, make them end faster.

X-class champions are broken, nerf them. … X-champions are too weak, so buff them.

Towers do no damage and are useless, buff damage. … Making towers too defensively strong was a bad idea, so nerf them again.

Champion A-type mains: "Champion B-type counters me too hard. Please nerf them/buff ours." ... Champion B-type mains: "Champion A-type counters me too hard. Please nerf them/buff ours."

Tanks deal too much damage while being too tanky, nerf please. ... Tanks are useless and can't tank anything, buff please.

We want SoloQ. ... But we don't want auto fill. ... But we don't want to play support.

Junglers are too strong, pls nerf. ... Jungle is terrible now with increased buff spawn timers and other changes, pls buff.

We don't want earlygame meta, pls promote lategame. ... We don't want unstoppable lategame ADC meta, pls promote earlygame.