What will the epic Riot Balance Team change next?

Lets look at some winrates.

Oh! has the second highest winrate. We need to nerf him cause his ult has no counterplay like Veigar e. Lets give his ultimate a 1sec delay aswell. Also lets remove his silence from his q.

Meanwhile we want to buff the champion with the highest winrate (55%), since she has no mobility at all and she also cant instantely jump in the fight. Instead she has to wait 4 sec before pentaraping your team. This makes it really boring for a player , so we decided to make her qwe combo oneshit any non-tank champ so she instantely gets a reset. This provides more fun, and thats what we all care about here at the Riot Balance Team.

Also lets nerf some junglers besides our favorite champions and because we like seeing these 2 champions in the jungle. Fuck champs like

Lets also buff `s passive, so the player doesnt have to click if he kites an enemy. In exchange we nerf her q dmg, because everyone is maxing that ,instead of going and maxing e.

Hmm but some of our favorite champions have 1 weakness. The bans in championselect. Lets remove them aswell!