Spot the member of Riot`s balance team.

BobbyCarHaterX··59 votes·4,527 views

Good luck!

41 Comments

A Miss Fortune82 votes

Ha ha ha It's funny, because they don't have a balance team.

SquishyArchon63 votes

It's funny because they don't even blow bubbles, they just blow.

Zastie54 votes

It's the automatic answering machine.

IcyPepper10 votes

I knew that bastard was up to something...

For Carthage32 votes

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So one's playing Heroes of the Storm, one's surfing Facebook, and one's trolling the other two.

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This is a toughie.

Teridax6825 votes

I bet that coffee mug is nerfing Irelia as we speak.

Fadedpf4 votes

If he was I would thank him so much

stealthfox9417 votes

none of the above. Don't you know phreak is the only member of the balance team.

TurquoiseYoshi6 votes

Sounds pretty Phreaky.

junglerboy161 votes

No, if that were true everyone would be a jungler and designed around Trinity force.

Keevalroy16 votes

Trick question - it's all of them.

The one on the red laptop is apathetically reading the boards so he can pretend to care about our opinions, and the middle one is the one who refuses to touch problem champions because the one on the white laptop would be upset. As you can see, she's concentrating heavily on the LCS live feed.

TurquoiseYoshi2 votes

Eh, I watch the LCS when I'm supposed to be working too.

Keevalroy3 votes

Your job isn't to have a non-biased, logical view on the balance of League though.

LilxPaprika11 votes

they need two separate teams each peer reviews the other.

AMYS GRAVE1 votes

they need~~ two ~~ three separate teams each peer reviews the other.

mack91125 votes

This board is very mean

Avios113 votes

Considering how Riot has been balancing things lately, im surprised there hasn't been a riot on the forums. also, its a joke, please take it lightly.

Sinlaire1 votes

have you not seen the rants about the new Ekko buff on no less than two of his skill on the PBE?

reduced mana cost on his Q and decreased cooldown on his dash.

stealthfox941 votes

Let's wait to see if they get put on live. Then bitch all you want.

Crett8 votes

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Considering how Riot has been balancing things lately, im surprised there hasn't been a RIOT on the forums. also, its a joke, please take it lightly.

https://fireden.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/phreak-5.png

XaviorZeroBlazer3 votes

considering how game devs operate on a personal level, it is entirely possible they have a bubble gun in the office. And everyone has played with it at some point or another

Joe Dredd3 votes

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The Lexer1 votes

but it is a joke, so take it lightly

The Lexer1 votes

also who says "shitdick" these days?

JuhnZeiFox3 votes

(the boss walks in) Boss,"I see you are working hard for the balance team...... I do hope that the others aren't ruining your flow. if there is anything at all don't hesitate to put it through pbe once then make it live in the next patch." (silence) Boss,"Yes well keep up the good work Mr.Coffee Mug. Ohhh!!! and tell the Mrs. I said hello. she sure can hold morning coffee well" (more silence as the Boss stares at the Mug in the middle of the room. then slowly turning and walking away.) Other1,"why does the mug always get all the credit for the work done around here" Other2,"cause he does what you want to do. I mean we're here just pretending to work while he literally isn't." Middleperson,"Thats why I get to be the mugs secretary. I just sit around and have fun." Other2,"yeah well at least I'm not apart of an invisible department.So glad I'm on Champ designs." Other1,"Hey! the Balance department isn't invisible. Look at.." Middleperson,"Yes it is!" Other1,"well if that's how its going to be than I'll just get back to testing this new item in pbe." Other2,"you do that." Mug,"........(why do I put up with these losers)"

Roasted Sigurd2 votes

One on the right seems bored in her work, explained by her lazy posture. She's not seriously thinking about what she's doing, and is probably just doing it in the background while thinking about someone else.

The one on the left is taking a nap.

At least the woman in the middle is having fun.

TurquoiseYoshi2 votes

It's that thing in the bottom right.

Maliginant2 votes

The correct answer is none of the above. We're looking at two riot employees trying to look up whether or not a balance team exists in the company directory and a third, blowing bubbles carelessly, who knows that the game's balance is controlled by a parrot named Iron Stylus who has, for the past season, allowed leona to go unnerfed.

Jungle Lux God2 votes

Hmm....

The one on the right is obviously the one on the balance team.

The one in the middle is on the lore team.

injourn2 votes

It's the deaf one

Lowvyr2 votes

The people are the players. The wall is the balance team. Cold and uninviting. Giving the players a blank stare, not knowing or caring what the players think.

The Lexer1 votes

I think its the one on the right. She is thinking "Holy shit we f'd up that last patch"

Kitsuki051 votes

Shouldn't this be in Miscellaneous?

Respakt1 votes

Its the coffee mug isnt it

SaltyKracka1 votes

He's got a nice suit.

AMYS GRAVE1 votes

Its the table, it has four solid legs to stand on... if you don't think about it too much.

Myrddin1 votes

the two working very hard to keep up the great balance this game has shown over the last few seasons, with every champ besides darius seeing play professionally.

the guy blowing bubbles is you living in your fantasy land

HighKingOfSkyrim1 votes

Must be some hard working, smart person, as the game is pretty balanced right now :)

Pretty Dhizi1 votes

The answer is actually the table.

It's sitting there doing nothing.

junglerboy161 votes

obviously the one taking the picture, since they aren't even bothering to make bubbles.

Zair Umbras1 votes

And you people wonder why the Balance Team never talks to us.

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