To anyone concerned about akali/fizz/shaco regarding their upcoming preseason changes.

Zetto·11/3/2016, 8:14:59 PM·124 votes·5,413 views

Congratulations. Welcome to the "my champion was so toxic it made Chernobyl looks like a perfectly fine place to life" club.

Your time here consists of:

1: having your champ changed/nerfed so far into the ground they end up in china 2: you pretending your champion wasn't utterly broken/toxic prior to the change/nerf 3: you petitioning riot to revert the change/nerf and your prayers falling on deaf ears 4: you continuing to play the champ with varying ranges of success for years, with your champ being a thing for a period of time if you're lucky 5: you champion getting nerfed again 6: your champion HOPEFULLY getting something that actually makes them viable again.

Now go say hi to urgot and aatrox. Kallista and shyv went to go get tacos and will be back soon.

(LET THE DOWNVOTING BEGIN)

199 Comments

Ralanr11/3/2016, 8:16:17 PM44 votes

Urgot has been needing new roommates. He loves welcoming parties in his flat.

ProfDrDeath11/3/2016, 9:29:20 PM26 votes

"And we don't talk about the Emperor of Shurima living in the attic - ever since we need to reinforce all supporting walls to account for all the sand he put up there."

VexingRaven11/4/2016, 3:29:38 AM14 votes

Complaining about actually broken champions

Downvotes for days

Complaining about champions that are subpar at best but somewhat annoying

Upvotes, upvotes everywhere.

LatetotheRace11/4/2016, 4:28:25 AM12 votes

Tfw akali can't murder 3 people in 1.8 seconds. Tis a good feeling.

HazyCloud711/3/2016, 10:17:08 PM8 votes

you pretending your champion wasn't utterly broken/toxic prior to the change/nerf

Agree completely on this. Live akali is total cancer to play against, but I do think her rework sucks and sympathize with the people that main her.

five oh tree 11/4/2016, 2:24:34 PM7 votes

Fizz Is completely balanced right now. Almost exactly a 50% winrate with clear windows of power.

Shaco Has always been a balanced champ. At least, since I've been playing (season 3). I heard he was broken way back when he could use abilities from stealth in like... season 1?

Akali I'd say her power was balanced, but she's annoying to fight due to how she's forced to play. She just sits there and does her best to avoid your poke until 6 and waits a minute or so and all-ins you. If you're not a backline mage, she has a very good chance of killing you.

Anyway, none of these champs were broken. At all. I didn't really see the point in nerfing any of them... That being said, the fizz changes actually give him more burst/assassinating power than he had before, so I'm not sure why you put him in this post.

Shaco has always had a rather abusive early game but... if you just don't push out like an idiot at level 2/3, you won't get abused. They completely nerfed it into the dirt to where I doubt shaco will gank til level 5. He still has his lategame problems though. Smh.

I haven't played too much akali, but the changes did look weak on her. There just needs to be more options for counterplay in her kit so she can have more power loaded into it, I think.

I've played a lot of fizz, and I can't wait to play him after these changes. They look pretty good for game health. His damage won't be based around him sitting there and autoattacking you to death anymore, which is pretty great.

Z3bra11/4/2016, 12:33:32 AM7 votes

"2: you pretending your champion wasn't utterly broken/toxic prior to the change/nerf" AurelionSol :(

Irelia Bot11/4/2016, 3:20:53 AM4 votes

Soon they will nerf Irelia and Wukong for being able to kill marksmen.

Only a matter of time.

General Esdeath 11/4/2016, 7:20:02 AM4 votes

Former Fizz main here. Unless I'm missing something, this won't make Fizz a bad champ. It just makes him a bit harder so people stop crying about him. I think the only problem with him atm is that his E does so much damage (To try and make him waste it instead of being the safest champ) but it shouldn't chunk minions, that makes him a better version of Leblanc

zaire9011/4/2016, 1:49:13 PM4 votes

i hate shaco with a passion but the dude was never broken also unpopular opinion i dont think kat was broken either seeing that almost everyone could make her laning phase hell and then make her useless after that unless she managed to get that one good teamfight fizz is the only one i saw as broken and akali had the same problems as kat which was snowballs hard but shitty laning phase i just really hated her. if anything i feel like the adcs should be getting the nerfs because theyve the ones everyones been complaining about. take them anwhere but bot and theyre essentially lane bullies even though theyre supposed to be late game carries

Primaquarius11/3/2016, 8:25:07 PM3 votes

Shaco's rework will make him a near 5th-body type of champion, and his playrate will plummet

Saianna11/3/2016, 11:28:23 PM2 votes

But... Was Shaco part of this "broken assassins" club?

I'll tell you that:

I'm bad assassin player. Can't focus, can't make super fast decisions, can't make awesome jukes or whatever. Even have problems with using more than 1 active. That is why if I play Over Powered assassins (like Zed) I always managed to kill at least 1 target then die. Always. Trade 1 for 1 or more. Whenever I played weaker assassins, I'd just die, most of the time without killing anyone. And usually that was when I was playing AD Shaco.

So.. Are you sure? Or just a troll?