And you know they're crying to the jungler. Pleading for a gank, a gank that either never comes, or comes post-6 when the inevitable double kill happens.
Is it bad I get satisfaction when I see them typing to their jungle? =(
Lore Ventus2 votesNo.
ActuallyArrow1 votesI love playing Donger, just because the jungler tries SO hard to gank you. C'mon people, you should know by now you can't gank Donger.
Leti the Yeti1 votes
ez
shoot the turrets cleanse the stuns ult the entire donger HQ
and jungler comes in for a gank :O
ActuallyArrow2 votesGood luck with that, as I exaust, E, W, and then R+Q you with a full AP build xD
Leti the Yeti1 votestell me more about the "full" ap you got at lvl6
oh shit, I almost got lured into another "hypothetical scenario fight on the internet" welp fk you and good night
ActuallyArrow1 votesLmao, by level 6 with Donger I usually have like 3k gold (but I don't back until lvl 8) to buy half the build anyway. And 
+
makes his W hurt like a truck. I've been level 6 with just those items, and landing a W on an enemy makes them either run, or they'll just give me a free kill.
But I was never referring to "at level 6", no one stated a level.
Acadiaum1 votesHad a fight of my life as Talon vs Donger, We had a Nunu jungler so I asked him to just come in from time to time just to eat those turrets. Focused on killing turrets and once I got a kill on him I was good.
It was a satisfying win.
Alot of people don't know this, but kill the fucking turrets as soon as you can. I knew I was facing him so I just rushed to the lane and started killing them as he placed them.
ActuallyArrow1 votesDonger relies on stupidity, if your opponent is either: Arrogant, newer, unfamiliar, or a flamer, you'll win as Donger.
Sirsir1 votesIf the enemy laner can't clear the turrets
ActuallyArrow1 votesWhich they usually can't if you harass them enough with your W. And even then, if your R is up, just R+Q, and W+E and run around in your turret's range avoiding them.
Sirsir1 votesIdunno, even as Yasuo I could clear with just my tornados.
I mean I can see how a lot of tops can't (poor Trundle) but those who can can certainly clear for ganks.
goldensilver091 votesTurrers?
FUS RO DAH
What turrets?
But as any one else (Not counting Syndra ~~or Tottally balanced Annie ~~) it reakly suks to try and gank a heimer.
Captain Aishi1 voteslast time i stopped to type while laning against a heimer, i was just reflecting on life while farming Q stacks as nasus... quickly turned sour for the donger
dunno why, i never had much trouble against heimer, even as darius back when heim's 3 turrets would refresh on each new charge
