"We'll take this thing, and we'll make it a skillshot!"

"Uuuuuhhhhh...."

"Wait, what? The champion's awful and unfun now because we kept the same reward level for a previously assured source of damage and made it much harder to cause? It feels like you have to play flawlessly while some champs either get to demolish you while displaying none of the same skill, and others get a much greater reward for landing their skillshots?"

"Well hey, let's not get carried away here, I mean really nobody thinks we're toxic or unfun to play against"

"And ours are like, a jillion times more skillful to land and um, big plays.

"Well alright. We can do what we can to give you back your identities. Let's see...what do you say... we give you something new! Something really crazy, like a stat you guys never seemed to want before for some reason, or something like a stacking system, that's fun, right? OOH, how about a slow. You like slows? We'll give you a really great slow. Some mobility? Everybody likes mobility. Eh? Eh?"

"I guess, for like, avoiding some tiny bit of magical counterattack, or something, but...it doesn't really-" "You want me to jungle? I guess..I guess I could try jungling, but hey, maybe I could go back to mi-" "This feels...off. I mean I go a little faster, but it doesn't really feel impactful and nobody really knows it's there, it's just kind of-" "Stop, I don't-I don't need any more attack speed, I'm...No, I'm attacking fast enough that's not the problem-" "Alright lets try this out I'm gonna stack it all up and BAM. Oh. Did I...Did I miss it? Is it over already? That was a lot of effort for not much-"

"Alright, job's done, everyone looks great, time to go home and watch LCS. Man I can't wait to see what these pros do with Zed!"