Meanwhile at Shin-I mean Riot HQ...

"So we'll slightly nerf the new critical strike on Xin's W so that it won't cause as much of a public disorder."

"But Mr.Beck, why do this? Doesn't it seem needless?"

"NEEDLESS? Since the beginning of the ADC changes I've dreamt of a game where everyone can assassinate everyone with little to no counter play or options."

"B-but sir, what about the tanks and supports?"

"What about the tanks and supports?!? Ahahahaha! . . Also make sure that the new item is able to be used by anyone with any AD ratios."

"Our balance team is already on that sir."

"Excellent."