Beautiful Murder Emperor too awesome for this world, too brutal

Citing the Shadow Isle's sinister, deathly miasma and the alluring glint reflecting off his chromed armor, sources confirmed Thursday that the beautiful murder Emperor was simply too awesome for this world, too brutal. “Look at this diabolic spawn. Never in my life or unlife have I laid eyes on such a destructive, swirling engine of metal and death, nor glimpsed a full body armor as delectably shiny and chrome,” exclaimed local dweller Thresh before realizing that perhaps such a flawless, unholy piece of work was not meant for this puny meta. “Alas, we toil in far too whiny and pussy a world for such unholy purity as this, such perfection, whose violent, brutal magnificence conjures the powers of metal itself.” As of press time, the murder king had been sent to bot lane along with a standard issue support partner.

long live the emperor