SELF CHALLENGE: Every champion is OP

AnonymousEnigma·6/2/2015, 1:23:29 AM·13 votes·1,826 views

Ok, as we all know, QQing is a popular hobby of ppl on this board. So, i decided to make this thread - imma try to make every champion in the game sound op, starting with Aatrox:

Look, I know you all think i'm salty, but i am serious. Aatrox is op AF. His kit is overloaded as hell: cc, mobility, lifesteal and dueling stats and a FREE GUARDIAN ANGLE. Clearly, this mix of tankiness, cc, dmg, and sustain is really overpowered... AND IT HAS 0 COUNTERPLAY!! You can't duel because of his op w, and if you try and run you get hit by his exceptionally easy to dodge OP slow... Talk about LeBroken...

Ok, this champion has a completely bull kit, i am sorry. He is LOADED with CC, sustain, AND dueling potential!!! With his OP passive, he can push turrets, and if you try and stop him he'll kill you while taking 0 damage whatsoever He can towerdive and ignore turret damage, and peel like crazy. Worst of all, this hyper-cc tank has 0 COUNTERPLAY with a POINT AND CLICK KNOCKBACK and a PBAOE KNOCK You REALLY can't milk these

I just lost as annoying bitch who only toxic players play Riven to this guy. He has infinite sustain and tankiness, and he could 1V1 ME!. His kit scales off of everything - AS, AP, tankiness, ETC ETC - he can build whatever. His peel is insane - AND HE HAS GLOBAL PRESENCE! FREE stats on his passive... that's bull. And worst of all, it has NO COUNTERPLAY! All of his abilities are oint and click with the exception of his e which is painfully annoying easy AF to land. Yes, I'm talking about the guy who shat in his pants, Shen (in all his glory)

23 Comments

Matezoide6/2/2015, 1:36:33 AM9 votes

Gets damage for building tank

60% AP scalling nuke that slows for 2,5 seconds so you cant run away

Makes a shield that also heals whenever he takes damage like wtf

1200 range nuke that also serves as a huge movement speed boost for himself and allies.

Huge AoE taunt that IS NOT AFFECTED BY TENACITY while also deleting whoever gets hit 2 seconds later.

#GutTheFreeloGargoyle

Thanotos Omega6/2/2015, 1:52:42 AM8 votes

you really can make somone sound OP by just omitting the flaws and nuances of their kit,

Vellich0r6/2/2015, 7:47:13 AM2 votes

You want OP? Try this freaking guy. 2 abilities to jump walls, an invulnerability, stealth, a point and click nuke that deals 1.0 ad AND ap while slowing, slow on every auto attack, a guaranteed crit that deals 220% (264% if using his OP freelo passive) damage instead of just 200%, has a 20% damage steroid on every auto attack AND every ability, has an ability that not only CC's your opponent but deals 855 damage PLUS a 1.8 AP ratio, and an ability that deals 600 damage in a massive AoE with a 1.0 AP ratio. This champion is a super OP mobile stealth CC assassin/mage/serial killer super villain who probably steals candies from babies. Rito needs nerf the joker now!

Lugg6/2/2015, 5:35:00 AM2 votes

Yeah until you list weaknesses.

MeesterMoo6/2/2015, 5:06:12 AM2 votes

But I would rather QQQ with Riven

LilxPaprika6/2/2015, 9:37:00 AM1 votes

Alistar whoa so much peel so much heals, ult op can dive towers for days. Q+W combo so broken. OMG Alistar just flash w q'd me into enemy team.

Planet Zoo Gamer6/2/2015, 1:43:14 PM1 votes

Blitzcrank has some pretty insane burst for a tank support Cassiopeia is nuts with that poison + E Katarina goes without words for obvious reason Zed's escape and outplay-ability is fookin crazy Zyra's E's range plus the radius of the ult is bull Ahri's E means life and death to the opponent all game which means her zoning potential is too good for what she's supposed to be. Fiora's AD, man... Fizz' burst when added the Lich Bane. Lux' burst in general. Mundo cannot die mid-late game. Galio gets damage off of being tanky. Yasuo has freaking heavy CC for what's supposed to be a mobile assassin! Riven's passive + Q, man.... DARIUS' KIT IN GENERAL IS BULL. Ekko's burst mid game is TOO high.

there i'll think up of more later

AbsoluteSadman6/2/2015, 6:05:11 PM1 votes

Semi global gap closer with map wide vision denial for 2 seconds tied to a nuke!!!!

Skillshot nuke that buffs ad and movespeed!!!!

Rediculous free attack speed tied to a spellshield that makes him impossible to cc!!!!

More free passive attack speed!!!!

Aoe heal on auto attacks!!!!!

Tether that deals massive magic damage and fears for nearly 3 seconds!!!!!

Huge movespeed buff towards feared targets!!!!

Nearly impossible to run from with all of his rediculous movespeed and gapclosers!!!!

Nocturne :3

7Artemis76/2/2015, 8:39:00 PM1 votes

A passive with FREE tenacity so you can't ever lock her down, 100% ad scaling and an easy point-and-click gapcloser on her Q, easy health and true damage from her W, MASSIVE point-and-click stun or slow from her E, and a lifesteal ult that scales off both ad and ap! There's no way to shut her down because she'll heal off all the damage as soon as she attacks back! Her skills scale off ad and ap and she has high enough base damage that she can build whatever she wants! Rito this champion takes no skill and is just too OP.

I think I speak for everyone when I say we need to nerf Irelia .

Shield Villain6/2/2015, 2:57:36 AM1 votes

Zilean Can revive himself, lower cool downs, stun you, throw bombs at you from a distance, and just run away with 500 mobility if he wants to. broken as fuck.

His Goatliness6/2/2015, 4:06:04 AM1 votes

Can't do it with ryze if you look at his scalings/mana costs. Just can't be done. He's genuinely bad. Ryze has Great farming capabilities after 15 minutes, and all his skills scale their damage with ap AND max mana!

His q is a skillshot with a low cooldown and a 900 range.

His w is a point and click 1.75s snare.

His E is a point and click skill that hits enemies around it that deals damage and lowers magic resist!

Then his R gives all his skills free AoE damage and spellvamp, with a movespeed buff and passive cooldown reduction.

Don't even get me started on his passive, why would riot let him have a shield after only 5 spells casted by him? AND he gets cooldowns lowered by casting spells with the shield up? Who thought this was ok.


I tried, but ryze really just isn't good.

ScreamPaste6/2/2015, 5:37:30 AM1 votes

I play Riven and I'm not toxic :'(

Otherwise I applaud this post.

Blastires6/2/2015, 6:23:36 AM1 votes

Let me try :D

So...there's this guy who HAS A FREAKING POISON+SLOW ON HIS PASSIVE WHO HAS NO COOLDOWN and it applies on his basic AND his spell. one of these spell is basically a more powerfull BASIC WHO CAN CRIT FROM DISTANCE and applies on hit effect AND GIVE HIM MORE GOLD FOR FARMING. and you know what? It's a point and click so there is **NO COUNTERPLAY AT ALL. **

He can heal himself a lot with a 100% AP SCALING like wtf rito were you drunk? It even removes ALL sort of cc. And you think it would be all but noooooo. He has a **FREE **second passive so he just gets free movement speed and attack damage AND CAN USE IT ON HIS ALLY AS WELL.

This champion is fucking op. LOT of CC, with a perma slow+poison. tons of damage. immune to any form of cc+heal. Huge steroid to his ally. And you know the worst? ANY BUILD IS GOOD WITH HIM. FULL AP? OK. FULL AD. HELL YEAH. His kit is SO overcharged. And even has a global ult. Why has he not be nerfed yet I do not know. He even has that OP FREE BUFF who say: yarrrr i'm a mighty pirate!

So yeah....better nurf Gangplank

TL:DR ANY champ sound op when you just state these thing like that. I dare one of you to tell me gangplank is really broken. He sounds like a huge threat on paper. But the truth? His E is barely noticeable. He runs oom pretty fast. And honestly. He is pretty balanced and even if I like him a lot. Most of the time you have to choose between 1/4 of what I stated. If you farm with Q you don't poke. Your W is a 1 time shot in 100% of teamfight because of the insane cooldown so you are still pretty easy to cc and kill. And about his poison....well....

3 (+1 per level) damage...........it stacks 3 time...but still...... even summoner 32 does more damage

Am I a good at Q.Q? :)