RIOT do something: If Teemo could throw his mushrooms he would kill everyone

You want to see four people's head explode? Pick Teemo bot and say, "So who is my support?"

I would love a Teemo rework. But just to change his ult. I still like the idea of a little guy lurking around in wait. When I was new to league i would fear Teemo cause he was scary to be somewhere and you not know it. Or you would make it out of fight with a sliver of health and be afraid to move. Now I look at him and say, "poor little Teemo. No one wants to play with or against you." Whatever you can do, there is someone else that does it better. There is no place for you in the meta.

I just played against a Teemo jungler in a normal game. The saddest thing you ever saw. What is a cute little guy to do? Maybe if he stayed stealthed until he moved 800-1000 units? Give him something take something else.

How is he an assassin among the ranks of Kat, Kha, and Lee. He's not an adc or a good jungler. With DFG gone he has no burst compared to any of the other mages. People say he is good top. Please. Does any champ released in the last 2 1/2 years shit his pants when he sees a Teemo top? Did they ever?

Please don't counter my arguments with anecdotal "diamond+ level" player examples. Riot uses Pro player execution to balance the characters but a champs potential should be reflected in the common player as well. I just want to get the little guy some help. Admitting he has a problem is the first step to recovery.