For the love of god REWORK TEEMO ALREADY

chipndip1··3 votes·469 views

Like, seriously, this pos champ is NOTHING when it comes to making a proper team comp. No engage, piss poor and luck dependent disengage, horribly squishy, he can hardly chase since he can't actively slow people without planting shrooms beforehand, lousy ranges, a confused as fk kit...I'm freaking tired of it.

"Oh, but he's a pain to melee champs"

Yea, and your team fight suffers after lane phase because, as Teemo, the amount you offer to a team is so gawt dayum miniscule it's ridiculous he hasn't been reworked ages ago. His kit gets nothing of value accomplished after laning. He doesn't have range or physical damage to adc, his kit and stats don't promote actively trying to assassinate someone, he doesn't tank, he doesn't peel...all he is by the time mid game starts is a bunch of freaking wards.

Short version: Teemo needs to be FREAKING REWORKED. His kit isn't cohesive, and due to this there's no meta where he'll ever be a viable option past early game bullying and hopefully winning by 20 minutes. Sure, he's annoying in lane, but that's LITERALLY the most he gets much of the time. Teemo needs to be re-aligned into a role/set of roles where he's not just a nuisance, but an actual option that makes sense in a team comp.

Edit: For those down-voting this thread, what DOES Teemo do that's actually viable over:

-Having a different champ in his position

and

-Making sure everyone upgrades their trinkets

Cause the ONLY thing he has over other champs is that his shrooms can control vision in key locations, but if people knew how to buy a 250 gold item at lvl 9 more often, this would be COMPLETELY invalidated.

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MLDzXnRRR1 votes

The crab destroyed teemo's river control...

chipndip11 votes

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The crab destroyed teemo's river control...

So yea, he needs a rework.

Hopeslayer1 votes

yorick and urgot need rework before anyone else, but they decide fiora needed changing.... lol

Summonerrr 11 votes

He does need a rework, but Riot won't take him too far away from the archetype of "that annoying little camping sh*t", else the people who ONLY play that type of character will get butthurt and quit.

Not that that would be a bad thing, that kind of playstyle has a place, but it shouldn't be the flagship playstyle of ONE champion, and the ONLY playstyle that champion can do. If you only play teemo because he's the BEST at being an annoying little ****, perhaps you should spare your team some pain and play other champions. Or go home. There are plenty of them out there that fit the bill, and maining an annoying **** simply to main an annoying **** and nothing else gets you no respect from civilized people.

chipndip11 votes

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He does need a rework, but Riot won't take him too far away from the archetype of "that annoying little camping sh*t", else the people who ONLY play that type of character will get butthurt and quit.

Not that that would be a bad thing, that kind of playstyle has a place, but it shouldn't be the flagship playstyle of ONE champion, and the ONLY playstyle that champion can do. If you only play teemo because he's the BEST at being an annoying little ****, perhaps you should spare your team some pain and play other champions. Or go home. There are plenty of them out there that fit the bill, and maining an annoying **** simply to main an annoying **** and nothing else gets you no respect from civilized people.

That isn't my point. It's not that he's annoying. It's that his kit isn't cohesive when it comes to team play. He's got a blind...that blinds and does nothing to apcs. He has a movement buff. He has the ability to go invisible only if he's standing still (unless in a bush). He has poison darts. He has mushrooms. So he can't proactively use any cc for team fight synergy or combos, he's not tanky for front-lining, he has no reach for back-lining, ambushing people is gimmicky at best, his split pushing is crap since he scales off of ap, his damage output isn't hot, and he has no proactive aoes either. Literally ALL HE DOES is be annoying during early game, hoping that this will be enough to invalidate the enemy top laner all-together. If not, you're fked. This champ is shit far too often, and as much as some Diamond+ player could probably run through a whole brothel with Teemo, and as much as some Bronzies can't stand it when Teemo isn't banned, most people can just stay calm and survive to the point where Teemo is a sack of useless fur on the field, which is probably around the 15 minute mark.

mx0cSeVs9T1 votes

sorry but teemo is definitely viable... my account proves it

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