It is now the year 2275. Legends say Caitlyn is still unavailable due to a villainous in-game bug.

Kruton·6/16/2015, 12:00:21 AM·133 votes·5,207 views

To My Dearest Gertrude,

My grandfather has told me the tales of old. Even his grandfather has never seen the mythical Caitlyn played in the fields of justice, though he has heard of the great maiden's power: An attack range as far as the infinite horizon, a trap as deadly as a Peruvian Puff Pepper, and a hat as mad as the Hatter himself.

We are in desperate times, and in need of a new hero. Perhaps humanity will one day find a niche of luck and see the fair lady for themselves. In this League of Legends, the legend herself remains in the abyss of the unknown.

Gertrude, I am afraid my letter must come to an end, as shall humanity. The only savior for us in this bitter cold may come, or she may not. I am not a man to gamble, especially of myths. I can however, hope that Lady Caitlyn saves us from the approaching terror of white. In my final words, I may never see you again Gertrude, but just know; Winter is coming.

Sincerely Yours,

Harold A. McHarrington IV

73 Comments

OhthePiplup6/16/2015, 12:13:20 AM114 votes

better than riots lore

TheI3igDaddy6/16/2015, 2:01:23 AM40 votes

And then in a small corner of the newspaper, you can make out a faint headline.

Yorick "Fans have still questioned Riot as to the release of the upcoming Yorick rework. With no response, it's safe to say it's been abandoned."

Slamurai Jack6/16/2015, 6:34:00 AM25 votes

Man, 260 years sure fly by past. And look, that morgana binding has almost expired!

Fadedpf6/16/2015, 1:51:08 AM15 votes

Did you really just make a Drake n Josh joke?

AsphodelNext6/16/2015, 2:39:12 AM13 votes

Legend speaks of fair lady Caitlyn's unerring sight, able to watch over an enemy for all eternity...

BoxOfDOG6/16/2015, 4:06:40 AM10 votes

Still a better love story than Twilight.

I like to suck D6/16/2015, 12:09:04 AM9 votes

I'm dead from laughing too much.

I Main Swain6/16/2015, 3:21:35 PM9 votes

oh gosh, we're gonna be naming our children Gertrude again in another 260 years?

ElJanitorFrank6/16/2015, 2:27:11 AM5 votes

Rumble/Viktor weren't up for a whole week, people didn't complain :P

JustMyBassCannon6/16/2015, 1:22:50 AM4 votes

On one side of my brain: holy fuck, you people have no patience. Some champions have had bugs for their entire existence, it's not that easy to find and fix them all.

On the other side: holy fuck, this was hilarious. +1

AkabaneKun6/16/2015, 12:10:38 AM4 votes

item 3070 Viktor item 3070

OmniMoto6/16/2015, 4:43:30 AM2 votes

In game bug they say?

Damn it Skarner / Khazix .

This is why we can't have nice things

Jeddy0176/16/2015, 5:53:39 AM2 votes

And she's re-enabled.

Zone of Endless6/16/2015, 3:45:31 AM2 votes

Do they have replay yet?

Z3PH0N6/16/2015, 9:08:55 AM2 votes

"Fans riot against Riot, claiming 'We want Caitlyn!'"

Floooooooooooops6/16/2015, 7:48:45 PM2 votes

If Caitlyn is humanity's only hope then humanity deserves to die

Davids Uploader6/16/2015, 11:02:20 PM2 votes

+1 for Peruvian Puff Pepper reference

LaceUp236/16/2015, 12:12:23 AM1 votes

They have taken a long time on this lol. Jayce/Jarvin 4 (can't remember which one it was) got their bug fixed lol. Cait still waiting. Doesn't really matter to me, I can't buy and she isn't free xD.

Jungle Lux God6/17/2015, 3:51:00 AM1 votes

"The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Lee Sin and assassins to TAS levels of perfection. The sole decider of matches is the whether the team is on blue side, and Riot will lose millions in Esports revenue because the match is already decided before champion select...

And Caitlyn is still disabled due to a bug."

Puri Puri Taric6/17/2015, 9:32:57 AM1 votes

well legend has it that taric rework never was released and he still looks like he is from 2009

ZenBudS6/17/2015, 4:09:57 AM1 votes

logged in to downvote... seriously the white thing at the end... be original and stop doing like everyone is doing and pretending like game of thrones is real... so lame