It is now the year 2275. Legends say Caitlyn is still unavailable due to a villainous in-game bug.

Kruton··133 votes·5,207 views

To My Dearest Gertrude,

My grandfather has told me the tales of old. Even his grandfather has never seen the mythical Caitlyn played in the fields of justice, though he has heard of the great maiden's power: An attack range as far as the infinite horizon, a trap as deadly as a Peruvian Puff Pepper, and a hat as mad as the Hatter himself.

We are in desperate times, and in need of a new hero. Perhaps humanity will one day find a niche of luck and see the fair lady for themselves. In this League of Legends, the legend herself remains in the abyss of the unknown.

Gertrude, I am afraid my letter must come to an end, as shall humanity. The only savior for us in this bitter cold may come, or she may not. I am not a man to gamble, especially of myths. I can however, hope that Lady Caitlyn saves us from the approaching terror of white. In my final words, I may never see you again Gertrude, but just know; Winter is coming.

Sincerely Yours,

Harold A. McHarrington IV

73 Comments

OhthePiplup114 votes

better than riots lore

ThatAutofillSupp3 votes

Thats gonna leave a mark

Sugar Momma2 votes

I wish I could upvote you more than once

TheI3igDaddy40 votes

And then in a small corner of the newspaper, you can make out a faint headline.

Yorick "Fans have still questioned Riot as to the release of the upcoming Yorick rework. With no response, it's safe to say it's been abandoned."

Hello I am Bird14 votes

Yorick You will remember Yorick... Uhh... Maria was it?

MacDthree4 votes

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oh my god im crying. Like honestly tears. in my eyes. omfg. this.

Hello I am Bird3 votes

REMEMBER YARICK MARIA PLZ IM DESPERATE item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 item 3070

Ironclad Dragon4 votes

Yorick What is dead may never die...

Fowus1 votes

better said in the words of Urgot

Ironclad Dragon1 votes

Sion Not likely.

Fowus1 votes

Karthus would like to have a word with Sion

Xavkul7 votes

You could say his rework has been, buried.

I'm sorry.

The Lexer1 votes

And on the next page:

"Taric with first pick in professional play since EULCS Summer Split 2015!"

Slamurai Jack25 votes

Man, 260 years sure fly by past. And look, that morgana binding has almost expired!

Fadedpf15 votes

Did you really just make a Drake n Josh joke?

Kruton11 votes

Ayyyy someone caught it!

Totalis2 votes

omg I caught it the second time, only after reading this. LOL nice one bro

Knalxz1 votes

I used to watch that show, I guess I don't remember too much of it :(

Bouffon dAnglais1 votes

I just have to do it. You chose to include "Winter is coming" in your post, it was inevitable.

Bum bum bah dah bum bum bah dah bum bum bah dah dah...

AsphodelNext13 votes

Legend speaks of fair lady Caitlyn's unerring sight, able to watch over an enemy for all eternity...

BoxOfDOG10 votes

Still a better love story than Twilight.

I like to suck D9 votes

I'm dead from laughing too much.

I Main Swain9 votes

oh gosh, we're gonna be naming our children Gertrude again in another 260 years?

Duke Anax1 votes

damn I just wanted to post the same ...

ElJanitorFrank5 votes

Rumble/Viktor weren't up for a whole week, people didn't complain :P

IcyPepper3 votes

Oh, we did alright :3 Just not too much.

But Rito was nice enough to have Viktor available for another week afterwards.

AkabaneKun4 votes

item 3070 Viktor item 3070

JustMyBassCannon4 votes

On one side of my brain: holy fuck, you people have no patience. Some champions have had bugs for their entire existence, it's not that easy to find and fix them all.

On the other side: holy fuck, this was hilarious. +1

Zone of Endless2 votes

Do they have replay yet?

OmniMoto2 votes

In game bug they say?

Damn it Skarner / Khazix .

This is why we can't have nice things

Jeddy0172 votes

And she's re-enabled.

Z3PH0N2 votes

"Fans riot against Riot, claiming 'We want Caitlyn!'"

Floooooooooooops2 votes

If Caitlyn is humanity's only hope then humanity deserves to die

Davids Uploader2 votes

+1 for Peruvian Puff Pepper reference

LaceUp231 votes

They have taken a long time on this lol. Jayce/Jarvin 4 (can't remember which one it was) got their bug fixed lol. Cait still waiting. Doesn't really matter to me, I can't buy and she isn't free xD.

Kruton3 votes

Jayce! And yeah he got fixed fairly quickly. Oh well, must be a pretty bad bug on Cait D:

LaceUp231 votes

I think it's actually pretty specific. Like, if you ult someone that shields it, you gain perma vision of them.

NapaIm4 votes

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I think it's actually pretty specific. Like, if you ult someone that shields it, you gain perma vision of them.

That was the bug she had when Jayce was bugged. Now it crashes the game.

Solari Fortune6 votes

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Jayce! And yeah he got fixed fairly quickly. Oh well, must be a pretty bad bug on Cait D:

Actually they fix the bug with her ult granting permavison, but fixing that created an entirely new problem that we don't know of

Davy Crockett1 votes

Usually what happens when coding stuff like that.

What Is Smite7 votes

99 bugs of coding to fix, 99 bugs of coding, take one down patch it around 1392 more bugs to fix

Jari1 votes

According to Riot, she could crash the game. So ya.

viken2 votes

I don't think it's that bad, it's just..spaghetti code.

stealthfox941 votes

That difference is Jayce's W just wasn't working properly, Cait has some pretty major issues with the vision on her ult and traps.

Jungle Lux God1 votes

"The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Lee Sin and assassins to TAS levels of perfection. The sole decider of matches is the whether the team is on blue side, and Riot will lose millions in Esports revenue because the match is already decided before champion select...

And Caitlyn is still disabled due to a bug."

ZenBudS1 votes

logged in to downvote... seriously the white thing at the end... be original and stop doing like everyone is doing and pretending like game of thrones is real... so lame

PK Arcfire2 votes

Logged in to downvote.... Thinking your opinions matter, so lame...

ZenBudS1 votes

logged in to downvote

Puri Puri Taric1 votes

well legend has it that taric rework never was released and he still looks like he is from 2009

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