Champions that break the rules of the game should be removed

: Dashing over walls is one thing. Creating infinitely long tunnels through walls is breaking the rules of mobility in this game. This champion should not exist.

: Dashes are abilities. Why is she dashing without burning a cool down? This champion is breaking the rules of abilities and needs to be deleted.

: When we cs minions, we cs them for gold. What are these "Silver Serpents" this dude's farming? Definitely not gold, so he's definitely not playing by the rules of cs'ing. Delete this champ.

: How many buffs are on summoner's rift? 4, unless Ivern is in play. He takes any jg buff and turns it into two buffs. That and his ability to create cover in any spot, even in places where you shouldn't have bushes (smack dab in mid lane, for example) means that this champion should not exist.

: This champion makes it so I can't hit him with projectiles. Remove him.

: This champion makes it so I can't hit anyone behind him with projectiles. Since moves effect him, don't delete him, but gut him immensely.

: This champion makes it so I can't dash. Remove her. Also, she can't buy boots. There's a rule stating that anyone can buy any item. Cass not being able to means she shouldn't exist.

: See Cass. Singed is toxic and should be deleted from this game for breaking the rules of the game. No move should disable my ability to dash.

: We removed Banner of Command, but Yorick has Banner of Command on his ult. Either delete Yorick for having a toxic ult that should be removed or change his ult. There is a rule of the game that states that you can't have Banner of Command.

: How many champions can be invulnerable to all damage solely because you aren't in range of him? Yasuo needs to be removed, Braum needs to be gutted or removed, and Xin Zhao should be removed for breaking the rule that states that you can't block damage.

: Her W is breaking the rules of the game that states that you can't block damage...just like Xin Zhao. W should have been a 1k hp shield instead. Then it'd be fair.

: She's breaking the rules of the game that states that no one can do bonus damage to shields, but Riot's removing that so she's ok now. But if they pull that change, delete this champ.

: Delet this. She's breaking the rules of stealth and the turret rules.

: Ezreal has a skill shot that collides with champions that doesn't do damage. There's no other instance of this and he needs to be removed from the game because of it. All line skill shots need to do damage. It's the rule.

: Literally stops people from escaping with ult. That's breaking the rules of the game that state that I should be able to walk away from people that attack me. Delete this champion.

: How many instances of "aoe teleporting" are there in this game? One, and it's this balance catastrophe. Delete this piece of shit already.

: His ability to hijack enemies isn't necessarily the issue, but he removes them from play like a Master Yi Q. Delete this champion. No enemy should be able to remove me from play. It's in the rules.

: Poppy technically removes people from play with her charged ult while they're being sent flying. You have to delete her. It's against the rules of the game.

: Almost forgot this guy. Delete him because he can build items without returning to base. Also, EXCLUSIVE ITEMS? Riot you can't be serious. Respect the rules of the game already. Shit.

: Twisted Fate is the only champion in the game that just gets more gold than everyone else simply for cs'ing like everyone else. He's breaking the rules of the game that establish how much gold you get for cs'ing. Delete. This. Piece. Of. Shit.

: Veigar's Event Horizon is the only stun that stops dashes without them completing. Other basic stuns, like Sona's, don't stop dashes that are already in motion. Delete this champion for breaking the stun rules. Hell, we even changed Ahri's E so it'd fall in line with the other stuns a long time ago. Veigar's cheating. Delete this shit.

: No one in this game rides on terrain except this champ. You know the drill. Delete this champ.

: He has no cool down on his ability to dash over walls. Delete this. Breaking the rules of cool downs.

: No champ executes turrets. Why does Ziggs? Right, he's a fucking cheater. Delete this shit.

: People die when they are killed, and if we delete this dirty cheater, this obvious fact will finally hold true EVERY time.

: There's a rule that states that you can't use my summoner spells. Delete this champion por favor.

: Jhin doesn't get attack speed when he builds attack speed? Why the FUCK was this champ made? Delete him four times as a parting gift for this cheeky bastard. Breaking the rules of attack speed like we wouldn't notice.

: Delete this guy for the same reason we need to delete Jhin. Breaking the attack speed rules.

: Her passive breaks the attack speed cap, which is a rule of the game. Delete her for breaking the attack speed cap rules.

: We're deleting Yasuo for blocking projectiles for allies? Delete Shen for blocking all auto-attacks for allies. There's a rule about defending allies, you know?

: Delete this champion because he can have a dragon ghost. Like wtf?

: Delete this champion for breaking the rules of Summoner's Rift that state that this is Summoner's Rift and not the Crystal Scar.

: Taric's spells come from himself and someone else? Yeah, delete this guy. All spells come from yourself. That's a rule of the game.

: Corki's stupid packages are all kinds of rule breaking. I don't see anyone else getting package drops in-game. Delete this N64 graphics rip.

: Champions dash over walls. Why does Kayn walk? Delete him.

: He's breaking the rules of health bars and thus is unhealthy for the game. Delete him. I'm not even joking.

: Oh, this guy blocks auto-attacks WHILE MOVING!? ON TOP OF REDUCING AOE DAMAGE?!? Delete this piece of shit.

: Lux has a shield that's a skill shot. All shields are targeted abilities. There's a rule stating that shields and heals can not be skill shots, and thus this champion needs to be deleted.

: Has specific synergies with a specific champion. You gotta go, Romeo.

: See Rakan. Time to jet, Juliet.

: Why the hell do I get punished by true damage because I kill someone while Garen is on the map? Is that a thing that happens in this game otherwise? No, so delete this guy.

: You're saying Warwick gets to know where I am indefinitely solely because I'm less than 50% hp? He's breaking the vision rules and needs to be deleted. Shit rework.

: The dude has a spell that infinitely scales its size and the ability to fly across the map. Looks cool...now delete him. Breaking the rules of spell sizes...tsk tsk, space dog.

Alrighty, I think that's everyone that breaks the rules of the game that need to be removed from the game.

Special mention: : DELETE THIS SHIT FOR DISABLING TURRETS ALREADY.

: She doesn't break game play rules, but she has 2 pop star skins. She's breaking the rule of skin lines. Either delete Pop Star Ahri or delete K/DA Ahri.