Obligatory assassin post

Riot's gameplan coming into this

"talon you are now the dopest out of all the assassins."

"hey katarina you can now jump more and wave clear, don't really know how that is going to save you from targeted cc but have fun"

"yo leblanc, you get shaco's ult and ryze's overload from his E only difference is your clone doesn't do damage. O and we will sprinkle some wave clear in there for you."

"so rengar we decided to just turn you into a bruiser with a free dive onto someone we're going to nerf you a lot though when you become successful though so don't be surprised when it happens."

"fizz we're just going to shift around your damage, keep doing you."

"yea rengar has been beating on you enough khazix we're going to make you good again."

"we'll just pretend like we did stuff for you akali, lets be real nobody gives a shit about you."

"you are like nasus now zed except you are hard capped and a squishy assassin who needs their ult to kill the target."

"ekko we just made you less annoying to deal with."

"nobody outside of gold and below care about you shaco, yea there are those select few of one trick ponies who do a bunch of funny league videos but you aren't really that important, we'll just give you stuff so people don't bitch at us."