Why does a mongoloid champion with no depth like Darius ever receive buffs?

ryona··4 votes·982 views

Before you claim I am mad about losing to Darius, observe my recent match history, it isn't like I lose to him most of the time. Quite the opposite in fact, the only time I lost hard was because I had the wrong runes by accident and dozed off.

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Darius is a textbook mongoloid champion that frustrates just about anyone regardless. He does exactly one thing with no depth or strategy to it and forces people to play around this. With him being showered with buffs due to Darius mains crying and lying through their teeth about his viability (he was perfectly fine), he has risen again to become an exceedingly popular and toxic pick. Darius is the kind of champion that can honestly never be bad by default of his design, he does not ever need direct buffs as opposed to being helped through other changes to the game.

I never enjoy playing vs Darius, winning or not. No one does, and he is a champion that should be placed into the category of specialists rarely receiving direct buffs like Heimerdinger Kalista or even Singed

26 Comments

SEKAI4 votes

mongoloid

No.

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Also, according to OPGG, Singed (the champ you main) has a win rate of 47% against Darius. It's not exclusively the problem with Darius I wouldn't say, it's probably that you just got counterpicked.

And you won the most recent match against Darius with flying colours anyway. Not sure why you QQ'ing here.

warwiller3 votes

Darius is a mad one-path champion with no brain, obviously if he gets buffs it will be considered cancer support. Just because u can win vs him doesn't mean it's not annoying having cancer trying to swing at u and run around the map. This is why parasites like this should be eliminated.

Wise Enough2 votes

Lets talk about Garen too. Intelligent spinning thing, waiting for his R skill shot to decimate you. Meanwhile running around, tanking stuff giving a flying fuck for environment and position.

warwiller1 votes

Garen is a chargy champion that doesn't make him stupid, you can be aggressive and not stupid as long as u do it in an intelligent way. He has passification, speed, and general ability to deal with multiple opponents as well as defensive considerations. This gives him a notch (or many notches) of sophistication in a singular type of playstyle which relies on aggression rather than processing and is more direct. This doesn't compare to Darius who has no playstyle to begin with and is just a hacking zombie with numbers to boost his image as a super axe lord guy.

BeatzBoyFTW2 votes

Did....did you just stated that Darius's gameplay is considered more brain-dead than Garen's?

warwiller1 votes

No I said Darius playstyle has no brain involved in it at all

BeatzBoyFTW2 votes

So technically, yes...

Nvm, brick walls tend to be impenetrable from logics anyway, so I'll let you have your way.

warwiller1 votes

Since when did anyone saying Garen doesn't gf2 have good gameplay have a right to claim sides with logic?

Player3Th0mas4 votes

plays singed

TakaDama3 votes

As a Darius main, I'm just going to say keep raging; it's rather annoying a vocal majority want to whine about Darius's damage output when he is an immobile melee who only has team utility in the form of W and E, but I can't make those players accept that fact.

As for him lacking strategic depth, his goal of proccing Noxian Might may be the same every fight, but how a Darius goes about that depends on a number of factors. Ranged vs Melee, Sustain, Mobility, Durability, all of these demand different skill priority, combos, and positioning to live long enough to force out or kill the opponent. And there is a little thing called discretion as well: is two to four stacks enough to harass? Or must it be all five?

warwiller2 votes

{quoted}

As a Darius main

Please leave this vincinity

TakaDama2 votes

Hehehe no ... I'm afraid I can't do that. Too much fun seeing others rage about Darius's playstyle, seemingly unaware of truly one dimensional champions with flowcharts that basically ask, "Am I level 6? Ult up? YOLO!"

warwiller1 votes

I'm afraid it's actually true that every ability of Darius speaks the same way, whilst Garen needs to seek out and outrun others to place his ultimate whereas Darius facerolls all over the map to do his using the power of his already acquired faceroll stacks.

TakaDama1 votes

I wasn't referring to Garen; Garen's strength comes from his health regen passive and lack of a resource. No, I'm talking about Tryndamere, who can press R while CCd or low on health.

warwiller1 votes

Wrong again! Agility and berserker tactics are an advanced form of combat that are a display of unique and spirited strategy and that require a lot of calculation.

TakaDama1 votes

Like I said before, I can't make you quit raging.

Also, Olaf is the berserker, Tryn is the barbarian.

warwiller1 votes

Good, because I am not raging

And they're both berserkers

Wrong again!

TakaDama1 votes

Are you a parrot? You seem to like repeating that phrase a lot.

Also, my mistake: I forgot both Nordic and Celtic (I assume Tryn is based on Celtic myths) cultures had berserkers. However, how can I be wrong again, when this is the first time I am wrong?

warwiller1 votes

Wrong again! Parrots are not the only ones that can repeat stuff, for example you're probably not a parrot and you keep repeat making mistakes.

Wrong again! You don't have to be a member of a culture famous for berserkers to be a berserker! (or even have to be a culture famous for berkersers to have bersekrers!!) ALso, wrong!, you can still be a barbarian and a berserker!

So far every sentence you said has been wrong!

TakaDama1 votes

This sentence is false.

Try that one. I'll wait.

warwiller1 votes

Wrong again!

I won't

warwiller1 votes

Also this is a good threadmaking and a good username too

Dead flag blues1 votes

This forum is a meme

FuhrerRico1 votes

Nice shit post. By the way, singed is pretty uncomplicated as well and nobody, except vayne maybe, ever likes fighting a singed. Singed is pretty zombie, just proxy and feed.

warwiller2 votes

Singed is more complicated and effective than all the super solo fighter champions put together

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