"varus is at 2k range, he can't hit me"

DJ Siamak··2 votes·1,152 views

oh wait he pressed q and instantly released it and it flew 3000 units and 1v5 pentakilled my team 5 times, his final score was 24/0 before we surrendered

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Epilogue of Life5 votes

Well, its a skillshot, meaning you can DODGE it...

disregardable2 votes

It actually moves very quickly. If you didn't move before he shot it, you're probably not going to be able to dodge it.

Direwolfiez3 votes

You forgot the fact where he TELEGRAPHS what he's doing if you're smart enough to look at him.

disregardable1 votes

wrong board?

Direwolfiez1 votes

This is about Varus, who the OP was whining about because he let him alone and got sniped over and over again.

disregardable1 votes

yeah, I have no idea what you meant to say then.

Direwolfiez3 votes

Seriously? VARUS TELEGRAPHS HIS Q. He slows down and plays his charging animation, unless he's dumb enough to just press the button twice rapidly and do crap damage.

Have you ever even played Varus before, or are you just guessing about his kit and skills?

disregardable1 votes

A telegraph is an old form of communication where messages were sent over wires and printed on postcards. To telegraph is to send one of those messages.

It doesn't have any other meanings.

EndlessSorcerer2 votes

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/telegraph

  1. Informal. to divulge or indicate unwittingly (one's intention, next offensive move, etc.), as to an opponent or to an audience; broadcast
disregardable2 votes

...I stand corrected...

I have never seen that usage in my life. Learn something new every day. Guess I should've watched some wrestling or boxing.

Direwolfiez1 votes

telegraph (informal): to divulge or indicate unwittingly (one's intention, next offensive move, etc.), as to an opponent or to an audience ex: The fighter telegraphed his punch and his opponent was able to parry it. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/telegraph

2: to make known by signs especially unknowingly and in advance ex: The look on her face telegraphed bad news. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/telegraph

1.2: Convey (an intentional or unconscious message), especially with facial expression or body language ex: a tiny movement of her arm telegraphed her intention to strike http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/telegraph

2: To give nonverbal signals to another, as with gestures or a change in attitude. ex: Her frown telegraphed her displeasure. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/telegraph

What were you saying again? By the way, if you're a native speaker, you should feel sad now.

disregardable1 votes

bit late to the party m8 Still not sure why exactly you chose that word choice. Made no sense whatsoever. Also, could you be any more toxic?

Direwolfiez1 votes

I missed the part where I insulted your mother, told you to kill yourself, and requested that you suck my genitals all while sending you death threats and destroying your self esteem.

disregardable1 votes

bit irrelevant to the point, don'tcha think?

Direwolfiez1 votes

You said "toxic", and that's what toxic people do in LoL, aside from intentionally feeding or trolling, but since that's not applicable in real life, I went with what actually made sense. Not going to deny I was being rude, but being rude ≠ toxic.

disregardable1 votes

As a matter of fact, it does. Toxicity is any negative behavior that affects other players of the game (or users of the forum). The word "toxic" was chosen not for what it is but for what it does; being negative towards one player causes the affected player to then be negative until everyone is negative. Poison spreads, you know?

Direwolfiez1 votes

Does that include ignorance and an unwillingness to use Google? Because that's negatively impacted my mood. Rito, permaban this guy!

Kuroi861 votes

Not to mention significantly less range. 925 ~ 1387.5

Epilogue of Life1 votes

Which is why you keep moving...

TheKingDodo3 votes

1.3k ≠ 3k are we talking about this guy Varus or this gal Lux ?

8yVkmwxq0D3 votes

how does one pentakill 5 times and get 24 kills?

Meep Man3 votes

Uuumm, is this guy complaining about Varus? Excuse me? Not Graves or Jinx or Draven or Ezreal, but Varus? We are talking about the same guy right? The guy who's kit functions as an AD Carry except that has AP Ratios on his main damage moves or has to charge up his AD damage move?

disregardable2 votes

It's not instant, it takes like 2 seconds of wind-up time, and it can be disrupted. I know it doesn't sound like much, but it makes it useless in world of instant abilities.

Direwolfiez2 votes

If you don't jump on him, you're just asking him to snipe you down...and that's also kinda your fault for standing in a line to make it extremely easy for him to 1-shot you all, at least if you aren't omitting things, which I'm sure you are.

Alorrin012 votes

Take one step to the side and live

Joe Dredd1 votes

nerf the freelo bowman

Sozan51 votes

Man, it have 400 second charge time and then if flies 30 units, so broken.

iM Uranium1 votes

Pick vayne or lucian and dodge them all baddies

BakedLotion1 votes

bulbasaurgirl is that you??

DJ Siamak1 votes

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bulbasaurgirl is that you??

I'm not a landwhale lol

DJ Siamak1 votes

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I'm not a landwhale lol

why was this downvoted wtf please tell me why you're downvoting if you downvote so we can have productive discussion

Rozzeta1 votes

It's as if you were complaining after playing ARAM.

Stephenizgod1 votes

Better nerf Sona...

Stacona1 votes

This is not what the boards are for

DJ Siamak1 votes

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This is not what the boards are for

Boards is for discussion

Stacona1 votes

All you are doing is whining and complaining about Varus - his Q gives a 2 second lead way before he fires so you can see it coming, the toxic spell is Jayce's buffed Q in cannon/range mode--- besides this all you are doing is whining and complaining, this is not what the boards are for, boards are for either sharing your ideas and discussing and balancing them and changing to feedback OR talking about a subject matter related to league or the forums/boards directly-- it is not about whining, complaining, crying, QQing in the boards this is only very annoying to people and will be reported because it is simply spam because you complain about having a bad game

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