This preseason is FUCKING DREADFUL.
I honestly don't really know where to begin with this post so I'll just use dot points live I've done in my other ones just to get some points across.
- The game is in a start of fucking anarchy. There's so much imbalanced shit that the general quality of my games have been fucking donkeyballs.
- I was expecting runes to be keystones 2.0 in terms of balancing and by the looks of it, it doesn't fail to disappoint.
- My match history is all red. I can't even fucking win games anymore. The game basically wants you to start fighting at lvl 1 with the insane homeguards movement speed buff that makes people itch to invade.
- Because things are in such a state of shit, people are embracing that shit too. AERY/PTA TEEMO TOP INTO MY BRUISER? WELL FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY.
- I've said this across 3 boards posts already but let me say it again... THERE'S TOO MUCH FUCKING DAMAGE OH MY LORD. Look at these balance patches, LOOK at what they're gonna do for bruisers. INCREASE AD AND AD GROWTH. Guys, bruisers not having damage isn't the problem. EVERYTHING DOING TOO MUCH DAMAGE AND BEING MORE NON-INTERACTIVE IS.
- My games usually start like this: 0mins - base, 1:30mins - invade either someone dies or 4 summoners are used, 2-3mins - first blood somewhere on the map, 5-7mins - concentrating on game don't notice, 8mins - check scoreboard 0 - 5 kills, 13mins - checks* 1 - 9 kills, 15 mins - checks* 3 - 24, the game is over by then so either a surrender vote is unanimous or they just proceed to farm kills off us.
Does this look fun and interesting to you Riot? Hmm? Cause I'll tell you as a guinea pig for this preseason, I'm fucking over it. Catch you next time when the game is balanced again.
