Meanwhile as Galio is getting his rework
: It's time Galio.
: Welp... It's been a wild ride guys. I know we've been through a lot and yeah, there were some really tough times but I just wanted to let you guys know I wouldn't have had made it through without you guys. To me, we are brothers forever.
: No need for the touchy words my man, we feel you. Go... your rework awaits.
Back at Riot HQ
: Halt, there's someone inside.
: What the... who's that?
: (What the.... what's going on?)
..............
: What do you mean it's not my time? Do you realise how long I, the Darkin Blade have waited for you impudent fools to rework this mess of a kit and bring me to my true glory?
: Listen here bub, we don't have time for you or your minor complaints. Do you see this list? Guess what? You're not on it. So get out of my face before I call security.
: Y-you... you'll pay for this!
: GUARDS!
: You called Sir?
: Take this fool outside and give him the cough light rework
: Wait! You can't do this! This is... INHUMANE!
: Let's go bub. You ain't walking this off.
: NOOOOO!
..............
: Finally! Now that that's taken care of... oh! You're here!
: We've brought him sir.
: Ah! Excellent work gentlemen. Now please, excuse us whilst me and our elusive guest have time to catch up.
: Of course sir.
: G-greetings sir, it's been awhile!
: Ah yes, Galio it certainly has been awhile. A lot has changed since you first seen entered this building. So much history... so much work. Now I presume you know why I called you here?
: S-sir! I've been informed that I was to receive my large scale VGU?
: So you've been informed... good, good! This makes it much easier. As you already know, here at Riot Games we strive to deliver the BEST experience to our players and patrons and to do this, sometimes we need to re-pave our own roads and re-build our own structures. You Galio, are the new face of grand rework project and are representing us on our latest and greatest champion rework. Here's the champion road map and skill set we've devised... what do you think son?
: It- It's beautiful...! I'm truly honored sir. These two skills especially! I don't think I've ever seen anyone with a double lined skill shot closing into the target location.... and THIS! The ability to fly high into the heavens and slam down with the force of mighty wings... how did you come up with this?!
: Cough... Why, we've designed them specifically for you son! Think about it, how many other handsome warriors can er... express their sheer amounts of uh... VOLUME that's right, volume through their ability to absolutely pulverise and smite their foes from the sky?
I... I don't know how to thank you sir! If there's anything you need I'll gladly-
: Shhh. Now, now child. It's okay. Here at Riot Games, we not only look out for the summoners but also our INVALUABLE assets, you champions. Now, I think I've bored you with my talking long enough. Please Galio, step into the rework machine.
: (Well... I guess this is it. This is my turning point. No longer will be I known as Galio the unpicked... this time, I'll build my own legacy. Mordekaiser, Nunu, Urgot... I won't forget you guys! Let's meet again as reworked champions in the future!)
Back at the undesirable lounge
: Huff... huff. Damnit, I've been already been damaged to this extent?
: It's you.
: Pee-yooh, you look like you've been in a dumpster! Hehehe, get it Willump? Hee hee hee, master you funny!
: Scorch marks and black lashes... what exactly happened there Aatrox?
: You... you were right Morderkaiser. I never should have gone up there. I was light reworked.
: GASP
: You fool..! Did I not tell you this would happen?! Sigh... Now look what you've done. You've cut your own life short.
: I should have listened!
: It's too late for that now. You can only bask in the company of misery like the rest of us broken men.
: Don't worry Aatrox, they'll fix you up soon... right?
: Yeah cheer up pal! You've still got us... and Willump! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
: Oh god... NO PLEASE! MAKE IT STOP!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vhfEgQVDAc
Fin.
P.S: Where am I even meant to post this garbage?
So, have we figured out where the exit is yet?
Lamb: It does not seem that way.
Well, let's look again.
LOOK! THIS SAND CASTLE HAS A DRAWBRIDGE AND EVERYTHING!
That stone brute gets a rework? My word, has Master Teemo not seen my outdated model and clunky kit? I should have a word with this fellow, but I fear I might soil my britches in the process. I suppose I will settle for this slight rework on my Devour, pip pip, cheerio, toad in the hole.
Mundo really wish they'd update monster man's funny hat skin, so it didn't sound like Mundo bowl movement or look like one. Mundo also need new coat of paint, Mundo's cleaver arm feel rusty.
Fools! I barelly even have a place on the rift anymore! No one fears me like they should! I demand retribution for my long wait!
Rock, Pebble, Stone, Boulder...AVALANCHE.
Okay, Yeah, Alright, Sure, Yeah, Okay, Sure.
Highly ill advised, Fiddle; prefer they take their time with your rebirth or else you'll end up like Shen: new, shiny, same voice over. I personally only desire a visual tune-up, given how outdated my current form is.
I swear, they only have a short attention span when it comes to my current state! Only little changes and small fixes, yet my model looks like a huge piece of CRAP!
In due time, in the meanwhile, they'll just keep releasing skins for us that look visually pleasing until they move demonstrating their bad animations, assuming they did't add a few new animations for a Summoner's dollar.
