I said "fill or feed" champ select

Buttigieg 2020··123 votes·7,531 views

Instantly one person said wow such a troll and then went afk as soon as the game started because "It was a lost game anyways." I guess I'm never going to say fill or feed again. (This all happened in a ranked game.)

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Spacesuit Spiff81 votes

A lot of people in this game are barely holding their sanity together and are just looking for any sort of reason to flip out. RekSai Oh look both top laners died, better shove the wave into the tower so the enemy misses CS Darius !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RekSai dude I'm helping you, this is like the first thing every "how to LOL" video says... Darius YOU TOUCHED MY WAAAAAAAVE!!!!!! Darius (cue 20 minutes of childish rage and intent feeding)

youngjake9310 votes

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A lot of people in this game are barely holding their sanity together and are just looking for any sort of reason to flip out. RekSai Oh look both top laners died, better shove the wave into the tower so the enemy misses CS Darius !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RekSai dude I'm helping you, this is like the first thing every "how to LOL" video says... Darius YOU TOUCHED MY WAAAAAAAVE!!!!!! Darius (cue 20 minutes of childish rage and intent feeding)

I've had junglers attempt to reset my wave and get it to freeze right in front of the enemy's tower. This is especially bothersome if I had TP up so there was no reason for them to touch the CS anyway, our jungler gets the kill in the one-for-one so I am a kill behind in lane, or I traded flashes in the exchange/am being camped. Just because you saw something in a "how to LOL" video doesn't mean you didn't just screw the guy over. Especially when you take a stand against him and don't gank for him the rest of the game for getting mad at you for messing up the lane.

Vellich0r13 votes

you should never waste a TP to get back to the lane after the 8 minute mark. Thats when bot lane fights start happening and one TP can win a game for you

Thryale5 votes

you don't know low elo, do you? Bot lane fights start around 3-5 mins in. :/ And it usually involves my bot lane giving up a double kill.

Nucleophilic atk14 votes

Whoa. You are lucky sir. My teammates usually die before minions spawn.

EllaRyu691 votes

lol we killed someone next to their tower when they went afk lol

Nucleophilic atk1 votes

Lol, that is the best. People run to the other side's red buff to "watch" and then get killed. They then say, "lolz, wasn't paying attention". Cool. Smart place to tab into Facebook. I wish people wouldn't pretend to be so stupid lol.

EllaRyu691 votes

lol some people still do that

Nucleophilic atk2 votes

Bro, spectate one of my games. You would be surprised what happens. "Don't go there guy, it's a bait" chases tank into jungle despite pings ally has slain "Told ya bud" "stfu nuub i no wat i doin".

Linna Excel11 votes

Actually if the laner isn't there, the smart thing to do is to take his wave and let him run back so he can save his TP for later if he has one. Better creeps going to the jungler than your tower.

Also, every jungler has a right to tax lanes they ganked.

Arcade Andrew4 votes

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A lot of people in this game are barely holding their sanity together and are just looking for any sort of reason to flip out. RekSai Oh look both top laners died, better shove the wave into the tower so the enemy misses CS Darius !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RekSai dude I'm helping you, this is like the first thing every "how to LOL" video says... Darius YOU TOUCHED MY WAAAAAAAVE!!!!!! Darius (cue 20 minutes of childish rage and intent feeding)

ive had junglers like this who blantanly refuse to leave the lane after god knows how many yellow pings for them to fuck off because I dont want my lane pushed and have TP up, and im trying to farm

its not so much him taxing me as it is LISTEN TO MY GOD DAMN PINGS

BluePolarizer6 votes

Jungler has tax rights. I usually don't take lane farm but if laner takes a single jungle camp without permission I proxy farm their lanes. Fair?

captainkaiger12 votes

No, it's you being an idiot thinking that if you miss so much as a single minion that you'll lose everything. Jungler came and ganked, but you barely lived through it, RECALL.

This is where things get complicated: Your jungler is pushing that wave out so that the enemy misses experience, money, and when you do get back WITHOUT BURNING TP, the wave will be equalized. You'd rather let the turret get all your experience, instead of that fifth person on your team, who was so kind as to actually gank the "all-game farm-fest" that is top lane?

If you aren't in lane, it isn't taxing. It's helping you out.

Arcade Andrew1 votes

Id rather burn tp because It's up and its still laning phase and go get my farm and push it myself, I dont care what they are doing to help, if I ping not to go to my lane or gank and they gank or steal my farm ect. they need to go burn in hell.

if Im pushing my lane out so i can go roam while the enemy top cowers under tower, I dont need my underlevled jungler coming to cover/die to my enemy top if i want a gank ill ask him otherwise DONT COME TO MY LANE, why?

heres why -stealing xp -risking death -pushing a lane i dont want pushed yet -potentionally brining enemy jungler to top which i dont want -if they want to rush turret that fucks me out of being able to safely farm

Rubber Jesus10 votes

Just saw you are Bronze II, and you are bossing people around like you are Diamond.

This attitude is not a team attitude, it is a self-centered 'me' only attitude. The jungle is there to just come whenever it is your bidding, he comes when he can because he has two other lanes, objectives, and his own jungle to protect.

You are the problem OP is talking about. Don't be rude.

AFK Push5 votes

One time I was playing Olaf top and was stomping, so after I got my tower I roamed mid to help our Lissandra who was losing the lane pretty badly. The moment I showed up I got us a kill and mid tower, they went on a little tantrum about me stealing their cs, and for me to get out of their lane even though I helped them a lot. Some people man, some people.

mvargus3 votes

I agree. I play ADC a lot and I've had my support end up getting a kill. This was a good support who was immediately apologetic about the kill steal. I think I surprised them by saying. "You need gold too." I was disappointed, but didn't worry.

Of course, I also jungle and I've had a midlaner beg me to visit and gank and when I arrive then complain that I touched one of their minions. (I had to abandon getting my red buff to rush to the lane and was already having issues with a counterjungle. I ended up losing the buff while visiting midlane and this person wanted to claim I couldn't tax. (I have to admit, that was my last visit for that midlane. I am tolerant, but not if its going to cost me that much and the other lanes were happy to let me tax one minion wave when I came to gank.)

The5lacker45 votes

...Well did you fill? Or feed? Which was it?

SomeAsianChigga3 votes

why not both?!?!

Vaati00644 votes

Damn. I guess some people just can't take a joke...

Wheatloaf27 votes

Welcome to the Internet, where sarcasm and various forms of irony fly around in the Ozone Layer like Rayquaza while all of us puny Pockeymans Trainers run around on the ground beating each other with fish in plastic balls.

TL;DR Damn, that flew so far over that guy's head...

Ancestor0076 votes

He was like

Scrimshäw25 votes

looks like you got counter trolled

BakedLotion18 votes

one time i picked Anivia, who is my main and they said gg we lost Anivia troll pick and he went afk after he walked to the enemy jungle 3x and purposely died.

We won that game. You're welcome fking noob. Anivia just carried you

rescued8 votes

You can't play Anivia anymore without anyone commenting 'troll anivia' -.- so annoying

Andadog2 votes

That happened to me when I pick Jayce into an annie the other day the last pick guy was like "I should have mid" the jungler Flamed at me for the whole game yet no ganks I called mia on her roams and they still blamed me for "picking jayce" they were saying stuff like why pick jayce and they fail to realize that, Maybe I play that champion

BakedLotion3 votes

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That happened to me when I pick Jayce into an annie the other day the last pick guy was like "I should have mid" the jungler Flamed at me for the whole game yet no ganks I called mia on her roams and they still blamed me for "picking jayce" they were saying stuff like why pick jayce and they fail to realize that, Maybe I play that champion

But Jayce is blatantly viable. But people don't see Anivia, like ever. So they automatically think im a troll.

gameipedia3 votes

I have won as ashe cait and urgot support, like honestly if its ranked just trust people know what they are doing, unless they fail horribly

Kitten of Evil16 votes

How dare you have a sense of humor. This is League!

KaisadiIIa11 votes

Obama's fault.

Linna Excel9 votes

Welcome to LOL, where the butthurt is real and people couldn't see humor if it poked them in the eyeballs.

Meta 0017 votes

I mean, you threatened to feed if you didn't get the role you wanted. I'm not really surprised someone on your team decided to AFK after that hap - Wait. OH. I get it now.

That's actually pretty funny.

Maratsune6 votes

Lul, for a second I was like "but that was a very trolly, mean thing to say-" and then I fully registered the 'fill' part. lul. Maybe they were just as slow as I am?

The Lexer4 votes

It sounds like they were hell of a lot slower than you were

SmknWdl6 votes

Thanks obama

RamboDash155 votes

Lol, happens in ARAM; I'll say "TOP OR FEED" and no one gets it, they just see the feed part

Xelvi5 votes

This is why literacy is important.

Mimy4 votes

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

As soon as I saw Fill or Feed.. I knew it was a joke..

Stephenizgod4 votes

I love when you pick a champion they do not agree with or a champion they dont think should be in that lane and instead of waiting to find out if it works or not, they AFK. Oh and i am the troll? If it works it works if it doesnt it doesnt that is on me, you AFKing is on you not me....

Drackolus4 votes

I say that all the time D= guess I better learn from your misfortune...

warpenguin5554 votes

... cant fix stupid bro ...

Tentacle Love1 votes

I wonder what would happen if all 5 players said "fill or feed" and then nobody wanted to be the first to pick...

The Chain Warder7 votes

When I play in a full premade, oftentimes everyone wants to be nice and see what roles people want. Then we all end up picking in the last ten seconds. And that, my friends, is the story of how I tried Xerath jungle.

DrathTurtle3141 votes

Did it work? I'm always looking for something new

The Chain Warder3 votes

Well, I thought it'd be horrible, but I actually wound up doing fine. Although we didn't win the game, it was an interesting experience. I would've had a really bad time had I gotten counter-jungled, but fortunately, I didn't. I'm attaching a pic of the game stats, if you're curious.

Tentacle Love1 votes

I always wanted to try Syndra Jungle, starting off by stealing blue buff over the wall. But I suspect it wouldn't end up working out that way.

The Chain Warder2 votes

It might work, but it'd require careful planning and a stroke of luck to do it right. I remember a friend wanted to try "denial Syndra" before the jungle changes, and he waited at the enemy red. And waited. And waited... And when the enemy jungler finally came for it, he died there. And instead of trying to catch back up in his own jungle, he continued failed attempts at counter-jungling. He was level 1 while the rest of us were at least level 4. It was incredible, to say the least. However, I'm sure you will have a far better experience if you don't play it like that. :P

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