I haven't seen a cassio in a solid 4-5 months until today.

MunchCrunchLunch··1 votes·516 views

let me show you. the 3 f;;;;;g matches. that i had to go through today. now. i might be completey wrong. and retarded. and stupid. and am tilted right now. but let me tell you. i never . seen a champion. carry. so hard. and be so f'''ing strong. carry so f''iing hard. be so strong in lane. and be a god late game. than this new cassiopia. let me f''ing show you. these three games. this is a f'''ing rant. you can make this the most downvoted thread in thie history of this forum. but i don't care. i gotta make this thread. this new cassio is basically the old ryze with twice as much rance and slows instead of snares.

Now the first game. i went gangplank mid. against cassio.

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2285037421/230990992?tab=overview

i got a gank from top lane. she turned the gank around. with the help of a buddy. after that. she could 1v2. nobody. could do anything to her. she did the most dps in the game. her build was tanky meanwhile a single E with the dot was chuinking half our carrys hp.

game #2

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2285371872/230990992?tab=overview

i looked up and i saw that kennen counters her. now am okay at kennen. i have decent winrate with him. and i can say that i can play him to a pretty good level. however. i was getting poked. cassio got a kill from the jungle somwhere. and she carried the game. nobody could fucking stop her. or do anything. all we can do. is flash ult her. and maybe get a kill. but then after that we just get dpsed down without summs before we can freakin reach her.

game #3

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2285354421/230990992?tab=overview

went darius top. at this point. i was tilted. but we were doing well. i got ganked top lane. turned it around into a double kill. bot lane. was doing. amazingly well.

cassio gets a single fucking kill mid lane. that single kill. turned into solo carrying the game. dropped most dps. and nobody could do jack shit against her. again same like last game i flash and hope to get a kill.

i never seen a dominating performance of any champion of my entire year of league of legends. and i don't understand. how in the world is this kog maw ap caster known as cassiopia that has loaded cc is balanced. i don't understand.

aoe- dot dps apc mage. what in the world is this. did they buff her or something am i missing something here. how is this shit. balanced. i dont even know what to ban this or yasuo. i really dont know.

there is either a high elo cassio main boosting magically the same people i am playing against. or this champion is broken. this is just absurd.

5 Comments

CerealBoxOfDoom1 votes

She isn't doing anything new, you probably just don't remember how to play against her assuming you ever really knew

She also gets some free stats and is of course among if not the highest dps champs in the game.

http://www.leagueofgraphs.com/champions/counters/cassiopeia/platinum

league of graphs says that kennen only has a 2% advantage over her.

MunchCrunchLunch1 votes

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She isn't doing anything new, you probably just don't remember how to play against her assuming you ever really knew

She also gets some free stats and is of course among if not the highest dps champs in the game.

http://www.leagueofgraphs.com/champions/counters/cassiopeia/platinum

league of graphs says that kennen only has a 2% advantage over her.

you are right. i probably dont know how to play against her. however.

my whole team. was winning. including me top lane. in that last game. and cassiopia turned the whole match around. dropping the most dps and dpsing both tanks and squishies alike.

am not saying i know how to play against cassio and i lost because she has over 9000 op points. am just saying shes too damn overwhealming right now.

the best way i can compare her to someone. playing against her. is like playing against anivia. however anivia has way high cooldowns. and way less dps. more burst. but a million times less dps.

its ridiculous. i like to ban yasuo nowdays. because hes strong. and the bug makes him hard to duel. but now even tho. i haven't played against a cassio in 4-5 months and for some ungodly reason 3 people decided to play her today. i will probably permaban her as much as i can.

the fact is that you can rush tear. like old ryze. and have kill pressure in lane. is ridiculous.

CerealBoxOfDoom2 votes

knowing how to play against cass includes knowing about her new scaling. Cass is and always has been a a lategame mage. It does not and has not ever mattered if you felt you did well early against her. Its similar to vayne or kogmaw. Cass is an APC and a legit one at that... not like ezreal, she's the real thing. The damage doesn't turn off it just slows down from time to time. Even if she's behind she will catch up as the game goes on. If your team doesn't have enough damage to push her out she will knock your front line down and proceed to eat away at whatever is left that she can reach.

Killing her is mandatory in teamfights She is a teamfight mage She will likely be in every teamfight, be ready for it.

Handy Sandy 1 votes

Cassiopeia is known for single handedly carrying games, just run away if you get caught by her poison. NEVER try to outdamage her. Also, be very careful for her ult when facechecking bushes.

Marshbouy1 votes

I just about lost my shit the other day. I hadn't seen an actual orianna in fucking months. Next 2 games it was an orianna mirror match.

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