I want to thank Riot for a great night of games

Game 1 - Got told to take a shower with a toaster after the team is so miserable I go completely on my own and almost win. Team watches me invade twice and says nothing when bot lane goes missing, putting the ADC up 2-0. Our enemy Jax decides the best method of winning is to completely abandon his lane so Renekton can push freely, while he goes to "help out mid". Mid of course thanks him for this, because these people are noobs.

Game 2 - Bot lane loses to a Renekton and Riven loses the counter matchup to a Yorick. Blitz goes to take a dump and never returns, probably getting stuck in the seat like the idiot he was. Way to go.

Game 3 - Draven complains about me picking Shyv, so I pick Kindred. We get up ahead and Morde afk's. Draven starts to have lag issues and we slowly lose with squishy ass Kindred.

Ty Rito. Appreciate it.

Fucking bullshit waste of time 50/50 coin toss shit. Love staying up til 2AM to deal with this crap.