You are tired of other champions having minigames in their kits and your champion doesnt?
I present you 
She spawns random tentacles, which you need to destroy to win against her in lane. But be careful! If you are a melee champion, she will jump on you and the tentacles attack you with ranged aoe 160% ad scaling dmg.
If you get hit by her e, and you want to run out of it to avoid getting 40% of your health melting away, you will get a bonus minigame! And yes, more tentacles.
Random tentacles will now spawn near you and attack you with the same damage, even though Illaoi does absolutely nothing. And ofcourse, you have to defeat 3 tentacles so you wont get Hentairaped by them for the next minute.
Its also pretty worth to play those minigames, since defeating a tentacle gives you 5 gold! Yes 5 gold!
Its not like you wanted to farm minions anyways! But now you have to stay away from them to play those tentacle minigames.
Lets all praise for giving us a enjoyable playexperience.
