The game is still a joke...
Yasuo is more busted than ever, and the "choice of stat buffs" we were promised amount to a choice between a maximum of +20 damage, +10 armor, or +12 magic resist, all of which do almost literally nothing. I've given you about a thousand chances more than you deserve, League of Legends, and you continue to disappoint time and time again. It'd be one thing if your characters were strong, but even that has fallen by the wayside in a bad way. Great gameplay and average characters? I can tolerate that. Great characters and average gameplay? I can really enjoy such a game. But when you're flat on both fronts you're just not worth it anymore.
Sorry, League. It's time we part ways for good. K/DA was the last straw, and I even gave you a chance BEYOND THAT. I just can't keep trying to make this relationship work. I've gotta do what's best for me. It's not me, it's you, and I've got a new game that understands my needs in the form of <game I can't mention on a Riot forum without breaking some kind of etiquette protocol>. You're on your own. Good luck. You were a good game once, but you'll need the luck, the way you've been behaving for the past five years. You are no longer worthy of my illustrious presence.
