Caitlyn has a gun. Vayne has a crossbow.
Somehow the crossbow can shoot 85% of the range of the gun and is more damaging to living flesh.
Lucian shoots guns that are even shorter range than the crossbow.
Cassiopeia can turn Malphite to stone
Corki flies an airplane yet needs boots to go faster.
A flying bird is one of the slowest people around.
People buy swords to make their guns and crossbows hurt more.
Tristana can shoot 2 cannonballs per second without any time to reload or anywhere to carry all that ammo
Jinx should end up detonating all the rockets and ammunition she's carrying if Brand combos her
Graves shotgun has 2 barrels yet his Q shoots 3 shells
Maokai takes damage from Leona's Ult
People can literally phase through walls
Cho'Gath can hide in a bush he has no earthly business being concealed in
Bard, an interdimensional, timeless, unimaginably powerful cosmic being feels like participating in a petty fight on a random battlefield the outcome of which is insignificant.
Kog'Maw's lore is about insatiable hunger, but all his abilities involve vomiting.
Garen is applying over 10g of force to his arms when he spins, yet is in one piece without even experiencing cardiovascular damage
Zilean knows the future but can still miss his bombs or mis-time his ult
Wukong never extends his staff in combat as far as he does in his taunt
You can fit 3 pieces of armor and two tower shields onto one Yordle
Graves can't have a cigar
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