Don't pay $20 to transfer to LAN

I know, you guys wanna play like the superstar pros who park their gaming rigs right outside riot HQ in Whogivesafuck California, but it's just not going to happen, riot has proven with their inaction that they have no interest in making this game a fair experience for everyone. Instead, they have this LAN server, where you too can pay $20 for the privilege of playing with people you can't understand, but hey, at least you'll have slightly better ping. But I implore you, don't do it, I don't care how MLG pro you are, you don't need to stoop to this pay to win model.

Why would riot want to do anything about the server situation when people are falling all over themselves to shovel more money into their gullet for the non-work they've put in? Every time someone transfers to LAN, that's a signal to riot that "You're doing just fine, don't bother trying to make this game fair in anyway, I will gladly pay money to put myself ahead of others.", and it gives them proof that they don't need to fix the server situation in NA.

Plus I mean fuck man, why does it cost $20 to move the several megabytes at most of data consisting of your profile over to some other server? It's god damned highway robbery if I ever seen it, should probably be free, but then riot wouldn't be making bank with their complete inaction on the server situation. I would say boycott skins as well if you're really unhappy with this awful service, but I know people everywhere are breaking their monitors with a fist full of cash aimed straight at riot for the $30 Skrillex Sona or whatever.