PSA: I can't gank your lane if you push it like you're giving birth.

Śovereign··108 votes·4,684 views

Title.

Edit: Obviously there are cases you can tower dive, but most of the time (atleast in my elo), people LOVE pushing with no health and when they have the disadvantage then complain "GANK MY LANE".

80 Comments

oSEXYPLATYPUSo43 votes

a lot of junglers can gank from over walls and odd angles ...

also lane ganks is always viable...

and if its a 2 vs 1 and you time your gank right with the wave crashing at the turret you can dive it and kill the enemy or force them off turret and siege turret

not all ganks have to end as kills, sometimes a wave reset, lane control, pressure, turrets, making the enemy burn summoners, or having to back which denies them gold and experience is just as good as a kill

maybe you need to realize the game isnt a bout kills. its about objectives and map control and obtaining more gold then your enemy to push your advantage to win the game. kills are just a part of what helps you achieve this

maybe you might want to reconsider what you think the game is about and how you approach to playing the game

Brain Errör 4048 votes

You'd think you're a higher rank than bronze ya pleb.

And maybe people would like you more if you omitted your ending statements. :)

KoggyStyle3 votes

aint the worse person i looked up, but gold 4? comon your shiney bronze.

Brain Errör 4048 votes

Let me correct the misunderstanding here before people think I'm trying to rap on my friend. Sunshine like to come to me and give me a butt load of information and end his statements with, "But I'm just a bronze pleb. What do I know about the game." Here, I'm simply saying, "With your extensive knowledge, you'd think you would be higher than bronze" adding pleb as an inside joke.

He also likes to say how people hate his guts for being so straightforward and not sugarcoating things. So I was simply saying if he stopped making people feel stupid, they'd also stop hating on him. All things considered, I wasn't insulting him. Also in my promos for Plat atm. Thanks~

oSEXYPLATYPUSo5 votes

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

KoggyStyle1 votes

grats on plat promos, misunderstandings happen without voice context. tell the dude to play ranked, thats why hes bronze, not enough games played probally.

Brain Errör 4041 votes

He's not interested in ranked games.

oSEXYPLATYPUSo2 votes

lol now you know how it feels to be me

[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

Brain Errör 4041 votes

Not my fault it's hard to get across the exact meaning behind your words on the net. [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

On that note, one more win~~~

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

youre gonna fail and they are all gonna laugh at you...

starting with me ... ill be laughing 1st [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

oSEXYPLATYPUSo2 votes

well hell dude even the sun shines on a dogs ass sometimes

MinaZer01 votes

you sound like an analyst or a coach, since you know what you are supposed to do but can't actively implement in-game what you are preaching, well atleast successfully enough to barely be out of bronze.

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

who said im in bronze... never been bronze

MinaZer01 votes

and.. I never said you were bronze, reread

Barely be **OUT ** of Bronze.

If you have another account or otherwise, has no affect on my statement, simply because that account is

Barely out of Bronze

That was a backhanded compliment, just take it already.

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

lol i know what it was ... you are speaking to the king of satire, sarcasm and cynical-ism.

but you dont have to backhand compliment me , im not a girl you are trying to hook up with.

MinaZer01 votes

it was a backhand compliment that I couldn't control, just happened, when I read it back to myself and posted it anyway. LUL

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

no worries ...

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

actually i did have an account ( dont play it anymore ) where in season 5 i was a mid lane main who made it to gold.

i dont play the game seriously ... to care for rank or to try that hard... i try to play for fun and enjoyment. therefore cuz i dont have the try hard mindset as most rank players i just play around in normals

i havent played rank since season 5... but if you include my 4 accounts and rank games etc i have well over 3500wins in game. and just cuz i sometimes dont have the mechanics and physical dexterity in my left hand to be able to play at a higher elo ... dont mean i dont understand the game and what to do... i have a very analytical mind and good at strategy and problem solving . i do understand the game on a higher elo then what i physically can mange to play at... partly due to physical limitations. i have nerve damage in my neck n back, a pinched nerve and it effects my dexterity in my left fingers, hand, arm... i was hit by a drunk driver on an interstate who was traveling at 70mph+ also due to the kind of work i do, (auto tech for a dealership ) alot of time i have real bad fatigue in my left arm due to requirements of work.

and when i do play vs higher level players i typically can hold my own (usually diamonds really stomp me ) but i have played and can usually play with golds and plats no issues. that is if im focus and really try and pay attention which half the time im not, and im typically watching tv at the same time im playing league .

MinaZer01 votes

By any chance did you get hit by a car/truck/van that the dealership you work for sells? Would be literal painful irony.

Soo, TLDR you literally said what I just said, but included a paragraph, you are just saying if you had DEX in your hand you could be Dia or whatever, I just hope you sued the drunk driver.

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

yea there was a law suit.. after medical bills, paying the car that was totaled and lawyer fees total settlement was close to 90K but due to the fact that i had no insurance at the time most of it went to pay medical bills. i only got bout 8k in pocket ... which i used to by a truck and drove it til 3 years ago...

ironically no it was a F150 that hit me... it was late night. 11pmish... raining he hit a concrete divider bounced off of it hit me my car spun i went across 3 lanes... ended up in far left lane facing on coming traffic and the last thing i remember a 18 wheeler tanker truck coming at me ... i hit my head hard had a bad concussion, blacked out. woke up and some how that 18 wheeler missed me. but it did and is fukin my life up. but i cant do anything bout it... just gotta keep on

but as far as game goes... i dont think even with out the nerve damage.. i could be diamond... i know there is a very very good difference in skill level once you get that high... at best maybe mid plat to be honest

MinaZer01 votes

eh, at the end of the day its just a game, it reigns now but this shit won't last forever another game will come along and eventually an immersive brainscanning VR experience that you won't need dexterity in your hand for ;3 glhf

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

exactly it is just a game... people take to seriously

people wanna improve and gain rank and while i find it honorable of trying to improve yourself at what it may be... people have turn ranked and their rank to effect their egos and self esteem and self worth... they turn it into a pissing contest. im too old for that shit... i simple dont care ...

and rank what ever it may be ... diamond, gold, bronze its just a way for the game to place people of similar skill level together so players feel they have competitive games and where it is fun and challenging to keep people playing the game more...

if bronze vs diamonds all the time cuz of no separation of skill level, both players are gonna get tired and frustrated with the game

for the bronze player they will feel defeated and no matter what they do isnt good enough and they dont understand why they cant win. and will just quit playing

for the diamond players who have no challenge and the games are super easy they have no drive or motivation to play cuz there is nothing rewarding in just pub stomping bad players ( well a few enjoy it ) and if you didnt have a competitive game vs people of equal/similar skill level you would quickly get bored and quit playing

riot dont want that .. they want every one to get hooked and play as much as possible thinking that everyone can go from bronze to be the next lcs player... and LMAO its not happening ... considering that pro players and caliber skill players are about .00001 % of the player base considering how many people play league and how many pros there are all across all servers.

but just like casinos they want ya hooked with free shit , let you win a lil to keep you playing while robbing you blind

Papa Andrei1 votes

So with the physical injury in the left hand I got somewhat same deal, tendons all dead as shit due to misbegotten youth, but a game that works well if you have analytical mind and still want that high competitive feeling, try out Atlas Reactor, its basically a 4v4 pvp chess with classes.

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

thanks might check it out

serenity71 votes

"naut ive seen you on the boards"

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

i dont know what you are talkign about...

lol

serenity71 votes

we were just in game i said ive seen you on the boards and your friend said me too im famous. it was remake

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

lol im aware of the game

im acting as if i dont ... and as if im not famous on the boards

SaltyKracka13 votes

It's called a tower dive, bro.

Spaceman5pff6 votes

I honest to god prefer dives to normal ganks if we have even a half decent combo of damage and cc

Brain Errör 40412 votes

Not all comps are good for dives.

Escheton4 votes

{quoted}

It's called a tower dive, bro.

Tower dives tend to not be feasable until one gets at least one item. Not to mention it being risky and having no information on reaction times of allies yet making it extra so.

Velgam13 votes

Im sorry, as a top lane main I dont get your title m8, I dont push and my laner can be under my fcking turret all fcking game and my jungler never ganks, but I get fcking tower dived.

Crede7777 votes

{quoted}

Im sorry, as a top lane main I dont get your title m8, I dont push and my laner can be under my fcking turret all fcking game and my jungler never ganks, but I get fcking tower dived.

The problem isn't that you're getting dove. The problem is that your jungler isn't securing an objective or lane elsewhere on the map. If top is getting dove, dragon should go to your team. If your jungler is ignoring you, then he'd best be snowballing another lane.

Velgam2 votes

{quoted}

The problem isn't that you're getting dove. The problem is that your jungler isn't securing an objective or lane elsewhere on the map. If top is getting dove, dragon should go to your team. If your jungler is ignoring you, then he'd best be snowballing another lane.

They usually in the jungle farming or giving our enemy team 2x buffs, I ping them for help on an easy kill and this is what some of them say to me: you're a malphite/nasus/darius/pantheon/maokai/sejuani/leona(yes leona top), you dont need ganks.

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

Beat me to it by 13 hours. Darn.

Golden Tager X9 votes

Me when I see all these people saying tower dive

Alistar Annie Anivia Azir Bard Ekko Galio Heimerdinger Janna JarvanIV Kennen Lissandra Leona Jax Lulu Malzahar Malphite Maokai Mordekaiser Morgana Nautilus Sion Rumble Sejuani Orianna TahmKench Taric Thresh Tryndamere Veigar Vladimir Volibear Warwick MonkeyKing Yasuo Zac

Glory ln Death3 votes

Never tower dive a Sion unless you have a major numbers or health advantage. Preferably both.

ValyrianBlade9 votes

{quoted}

Title.

Tower Dive.

"You're too bad to freeze I can't trust you to follow up on a risky play like a tower dive" FYI many champions are significantly better at poking an enemy under their tower (while their concentrating on difficult last-hitting as the tower pumps out high damage) but not so good at poking an enemy in an even lane (skillshots are blocked by minions, etc...). Further, a successful tower dive denies MUCH more than a successful gank on a frozen lane. I'm pushed and I get ganked and die? I've already cleared the lane so I miss no XP or CS by the time I get back (especially top with TP). I'm pushed with 10 minions under your turret and get a gank to tower dive and kill you? You just got denied 1.5 waves (or 2.5 since the next wave will easily crash as well if you don't have TP), and depending on the jungler or prior pressure maybe the turret.

Tower dives are easily one of the best ways to create a huge lead in this game. Why do you think pro players respect them so much that they give up turrets out of fear for a tower dive when they don't have vision or allies nearby?

NvestmentPlanker2 votes

this. this should not be downvoted at all. higher elo players respect the tower dive and are higher elo because they take the risks. always choosing to play safe will make you stagnate/plateau

PaladinNO9 votes

And when the jungler do decides to gank, please don't do it when there's the same amount of enemy minions pushing as though there's a new iPhone release.

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Let me waveclear a bit first, and then you can come.

Lulu https://8.smash.com/u/2014/12/Rambo-Machinegun-69265.gif

I am Pacman6 votes

Yes you can its called a lane gank. You walk into the bushes while the minions are at the tower and them murder the laner if they step out of it or just dive them if you have the skill and tankyness.

Also ganks don't have to be about kills, simply blowing flashes or forcing recalls at bad times can severely hamper a lane. You can lose lane very easily from the jungler ganking and forcing you to lose out on a couple waves.

Attticus Finch5 votes

"DUDE JUST TOWER DIVE Xd Xd

DUDE IM TOO BAD TO FREEZE THE WAVE BUT YOU CAN TRUST ME TO FOLLOW UP WHEN YOU DO THE MOST UNSAFE TYPE OF GANK IN THE GAME Xd Xd"

Wew.

BeatzBoyFTW4 votes

PSA: I can't gank your lane if you push it like you're giving birth.

How did u know I'm a mom? [zombie-brand-mindblown]

Ambient Snow3 votes

I don't mind a tower dive if i'm a tank jungler, But man.. half those times its I go in take the tower and my laner sits back killing minions then goes in after I die.

but what I hate more then lane pushers who demand ganks

Are people who feed their lane 4 kills then Demand Ganks

its like -.- i'm lvl 4.. and you already fed your lane 2-4 kills.. and you want me to gank them ?

yup cause at lvl 5 I soo want to try and gank a varus with BF sword and last whisper.

Glory ln Death1 votes

But... but aren't towers made of wet saltines? What's stopping you from ganking?

TequilaZombie2 votes

How many variations of Glory in Death are living in this forum??

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