What champion do you hate seeing picked in your team?

Mael bro··21 votes·4,306 views

We all have that one specific champion. You know..the who one who makes us cringe in champ select. What's yours?

Mine is Shaco - because Shaco effect. Your Shaco dies to wolves while enemy Shaco goes godlike in 6 minutes.

Khazix - cause he's been nerfed so many times and could be basically considered a trollpick

Nidalee - because a useless no CC Q-spam bot is totally irrelevant late game.

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Puynsi19 votes

Vayne "gg team no peel" - After dying to a 5 men gank because she was roaming around the jungle alone.

Changsty17 votes

Having a Riven top generally ends up in one of three outcomes:

  1. Riven all ins lv 2/3, gets first blood and proceeds to snowball. "gg ez get carried"
  2. Riven all ins lv 2/3, gets first blood then tries to 1v3 every chance they get. "gg useless team"
  3. Riven all ins lv 2/3, gets killed then loses lane. "gg useless jg no ganks"
Mael bro6 votes

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Having a Riven top generally ends up in one of three outcomes:

  1. Riven all ins lv 2/3, gets first blood and proceeds to snowball. "gg ez get carried"
  2. Riven all ins lv 2/3, gets first blood then tries to 1v3 every chance they get. "gg useless team"
  3. Riven all ins lv 2/3, gets killed then loses lane. "gg useless jg no ganks"

Same damn thing at EUNE. It's a universal thing with Riven mains.

Dar Raksada4 votes

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Same damn thing at EUNE. It's a universal thing with Riven mains.

It's called cognitive bias.

Dar Raksada15 votes

Yasuo Zed LeeSin because I dislike playing against them so much I'm reluctant to help them.

DogIsGod11 votes
Mael bro7 votes

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Wolfenstin8 votes

Vayne Zed Yasuo, because as annoying as they are to fight, they're twice as annoying to have on your team. They'll either do terribly, and flame their team for it, or do moderate, and blame their team for not doing better.

Mael bro7 votes

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Vayne Zed Yasuo, because as annoying as they are to fight, they're twice as annoying to have on your team. They'll either do terribly, and flame their team for it, or do moderate, and blame their team for not doing better.

Or proceed to 1v5 and get completely obliterated by crowd control.

PunisherJBY4 votes

I feel like every time i play one of them my team gets wrecked. But everytime i get one on my team they feed and i am like "whyyyy do i get the bad ones??????" (And by feed i mean just play poorly and make bad decisions.)

FioraWillCarry8 votes

Yi players are by war the worst. I have never met a Yi that says "gj" or "my bad." It's always "God my team sucks", "Can't carry noobs" ect.

I think Yi players have an inflated sense of their own worth:-

Q and Q and Q, Kite a bit, Q, Q, Kite some more, bait them back close to turret, W-E-Q into team, R, W, AA, AA, Q, AA, Q Azir Tripple Kill

Q MasterYi Penta Kill

Only Play Darius8 votes

You should meet me. I play Yi, carry most games, and don't talk shit.

But I agree, Yi players are just the worst. Never even attempt to gank yet still takes them 45 minutes to get sated, and they talk too much shit to both teams. Of course Yi is a pentakill god yung cowsep when he's on the enemy team

FioraWillCarry3 votes

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You should meet me. I play Yi, carry most games, and don't talk shit.

This is so rare its almost strange ;)

Shonjl2 votes

Heh I am the total opposite on Yi. I literally apologize profusely if I take a kill when I think the laner coulda gotten it. And even as Yi I happily will sacrifice myself if my laner can get the kill. I know that as Yi I will eventually get powerful even in the jungle and with assists after Sated and some lifesteal.

Hell a few times I would ult into the enemy team when they are winning the teamfight and try to take 1 of them with me or at least distract them so my team can escape. I would rather die and have the other 3-4 of my team live and maybe even take one or 2 of the enemy with me than be the only one that escapes and most my team dies.

1000angrybees7 votes

Blitzcrank

Because I hate seeing anyone suffer to this piece of shit

The Whamboozler6 votes

Yasuo in every way. On MY team? Well I'm scrub silver and so are my teammates. Yasuo is a difficult champion to play. So more likely than not, he's gonna feed. If he gets lucky and doesn't, he's gonna be an arrogant, toxic jerk because Yas players always seem to feel like the entire game revolves around them and they're the only important person on the team. They get cocky and rush off alone because "fed hypercarry yo" and then they die alone. No teamwork. He'll dive in 1v3 and call worth if he gets a kill, even if he dies, giving up a shutdown kill, three assists and the two objectives the enemy gets in the following 4v5. Yas players tend to think being 11/10/2 is an acceptable score, and will gripe at the 0/6/18 support for "feeding".

On the enemy team? Yasuo is so obnoxious to play against that even if he's bad, you're going to have a frustrating game. Enemy Yasuo is an arrogant prat too, and he'll tell you by spamming his mastery icon or just acting dickish in /all chat. If he does anything well expect him to gloat and take credit for the "carry". If he does poorly he'll rage at his team and yours, calling you no skill if you're a simpler champion than Yas (and to him, EVERYONE is) or just calling you bad and trash if he can't muster the brainpower to give an actual excuse. Despite this if he can manage to slap R after a good initiation he can win a vital teamfight for his team despite being 0/9 and having the CS only 12 better than that of the support. Accidentally using his wind wall well can also win a teamfight for his team by screwing over your adc. And god forbid you run into the 3 or 4 man premade that runs a "yasuo comp". Three guys that all build to feed, baby, camp and support one of their own who picked Yasuo. Even if they're bad it will insanely obnoxious to deal with and if the poor chump laning against Yas can't deal with the constant 3 man dives and ganks, the smug hyper-douche will get fed and fed yasuo is terrifying, even if he's crap.

TL: DR: Delete Yasuo.

ZenDiagram5 votes

Tryndamere Because of tryndrome, a condition in which the tryndamere player goes 1v3 constantly in the enemy team's top jungle against a team with decent CC, dies, and then says, "OMG, WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TAKE A TURRET!!!!! THIS TEAM!"

10Tickler10 votes

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Tryndamere Because of tryndrome, a condition in which the tryndamere player goes 1v3 constantly in the enemy team's top jungle against a team with decent CC, dies, and then says, "OMG, WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TAKE A TURRET!!!!! THIS TEAM!"

Ok, so lemme get this straight.

Trynd has three people consistantly top, leaving 2 to cover mid and bottom lane, as well as Drake Towers and Drakes aren't going down He's at fault.

Right?

insaiyanbacca5 votes

Riven because like every one i get thinks she is mlgpro and rages a ton

EndlessSorcerer5 votes

Shaco Riven Yasuo Vayne MasterYi

While some players are alright, the champions seem to attract plenty of toxic ones to make up for it.

They are also pretty reliant on snowballing to be useful.

Mael bro4 votes

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Shaco Riven Yasuo Vayne MasterYi

While some players are alright, the champions seem to attract plenty of toxic ones to make up for it.

They are also pretty reliant on snowballing to be useful.

I don't actually think Vayne is reliant on snowballing. I mean she's a hyperscaler right? so she needs gold and those items. Yasuo on the other hand used to be a hyperscaler in his glory days of S4. But after the nerfs he became a feast or famine champ with unbelievable comeback potential. This guy can get dumpstered in lane 0/6 and once he gets his item 3087 anditem 3031 he can proceed to 1v1 literaly any champ in the game.

EndlessSorcerer2 votes

I, personally, find that Vayne can be rather feast or famine.

While you will eventually scale if you have enough time, your lack of waveclear and poke (beyond your autoattack range) can make laning pretty brutal if you fall behind.

If a competent enemy gains a lead against you and your jungler/mid isn't able to help (due to wards, safe play, etc), then there isn't a whole lot you can do against your opponents unless they make a mistake. They can hold the lead over you for the entirety of laning phase and come to teamfights significantly stronger than you are.

Yasuo is definitely feast-or-famine.

If he doesn't get ahead early, there are many fighters, mages and tanks who can and will crush him with equal gold. If he ever gets to the point where he's too weak to actually jump into a fight, he's pretty much useless outside of his Windwall.

If he gets ahead against a squishy and/or skill-shot dependent champion, he can murder them horribly.

LSmaster165 votes

Vayne, I tried playing her once and we only lost because everyone on my team fed and was really bad and should uninstall. As you can see I'm still trying to get it out of my system.

DorkunedAuras7 votes

Wow, vayne main in one game. Got the attitude and everything.

LSmaster167 votes

Any advice on how to get rid of it? Showers don't work, neither do repeated brand combos or Leona ults. Help!

DorkunedAuras3 votes

Play tanky jungles and supports for 100 games, that tends to break the habits, as you end up getting your team fed and supporting them, rather than thinking of them as potatoes weighing you down.

Shuriman Curator4 votes

For me it has to be Lee Sin and Jax.

When I see a Lee Sin on my team I already know that I won't be helped and they take what ever kills they can with LC$ pro plays, leaving the rest of the team behind.

With Jax, I see many just afk farm jungle and not helping the team. Then late game, the Jax tries to 1v5 but gets bursted, then 'gg team doesn't help'

Ralanr4 votes

Riven and Vayne when it's people I don't know.

Cremepie4 votes

Fizz - the 1v3 deaths followed by rage over why their team didn't A. B. C. Etc. Amumu - Please dont miss.. JarvanIV - NO JARVAN NO HELPING MasterYi Katarina Pantheon - cool I cant wait to see you disgustingly carry the game or be useless Urgot - WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

Insert Toxic Rage

In all seriousness play what you want, I won't judge. In chat anyway..

Martyrofsand4 votes

Teemo Zed Yasuo Vayne LeeSin Khazix Fizz Nidalee

Teemo is obvious the rest are because if they are on my team they will inevitably be terrible but if they are on the enemy team they are gods.

Only Play Darius4 votes

Back before Fiora was reworked I despised having her on my team. All she was good for was lvl 2 cheese and snowball, if she didn't succeed with that she was just the most useless feast-famine theoretical hypercarry who would constantly overextend, die in a gank due to no escapes, and spend the rest of the game feeding her brains out due to her design. Her playerbase was among the most vile and repulsive I have ever had to deal with, and I have lost count of the number of times I have had Fiora tell me "If you don't gank in the next 60 seconds i'm going AFK"

Dasdi963 votes

Akali because I know that they will end up going 9/14/1 or some terrible score. Blitzcrank because this guy will just spam laugh and miss 100% of hooks while lets himself eat poke for free. Darius because not only are 95% of darius are toxic, they also try to 1v5 simply because they are darius and will fail. Also, the darius on my team always will try to rush infinity edge. Jax because all of them end up going 16/15/0 or any score with no assists. Katarina because she provides literally no cc to the team. Lucian because he provides no cc. MasterYi because no cc. Nidalee because no cc. Pantheon because he is absolutely useless past 25 minutes. RekSai because they try to tower dive at level 3 and blame the laners for not following up. Riven because they are toxic as an arsenic factory. Shaco because shaco syndrome. TahmKench because there is a chance that this guy is a troll. Teemo because no tankiness and bad cc. Tryndamere because they never participate in teamfights ever. Vayne because they end up tumbling into the enemy team 1v5. Volibear because 80% of them end up being ridiculously toxic. XinZhao because they end up building full damage when they are the only melee on their team. Yasuo because they are usually toxic.

elon wątroba3 votes

Panth falls off, but targeted stun is never useless.

Supreme Senpai693 votes

Karthus "Don't worry guys, I'll just die on purpose so I have infinite mana" Pantheon "Let me just ult in 5 seconds after you die and feed the enemy jungler" -Only Pantheon junglers, not Pantheon tops. Yasuo "Don't worry guys, Yasuo is an insta-win champ. Plus I just bought an EXP boost so I'll out-level my lane opponent." MasterYi "AFK until 30 minutes to farm"

Elipo2 votes

Assasins as junglers, they dont care about helping the lanes, they just come to gank to steal your kills or to get kills even if you are dead they wait for you to be dead and get a kill for themselves rather than come help me when the enemy has pushed the lane and help me get a kill and and assist for themselves. IVE SEEN Yis camping on the bushes when the enemy is low and near my turret and they dont comel they go back farming, but when Im duing they come get the kill and leave

Riven top, I hate them, they just roam for kills and never push lane never get objectives never kill a turrent even if they get 20 kills they go 1 v 5 and then get killed 20 times

Mael bro2 votes

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Assasins as junglers, they dont care about helping the lanes, they just come to gank to steal your kills or to get kills even if you are dead they wait for you to be dead and get a kill for themselves rather than come help me when the enemy has pushed the lane and help me get a kill and and assist for themselves. IVE SEEN Yis camping on the bushes when the enemy is low and near my turret and they dont comel they go back farming, but when Im duing they come get the kill and leave

Riven top, I hate them, they just roam for kills and never push lane never get objectives never kill a turrent even if they get 20 kills they go 1 v 5 and then get killed 20 times

I agree with first one. Basically any early game pressure jungler is guilty with this. In my mind comes LeeSin Evelynn Khazix Vi Elise every single one of them can execute a low health champion with no effort. Then they complain, because they're getting focused in teamfights while having all of the kill gold in their possession.

MunchCrunchLunch2 votes

yasuo

Titanium702 votes

ehm - basicly every feast or famine: So Shaco is one of the best examples. ^^

Guyy Fieri2 votes

Lux....because she always supports but never wards

Casri2 votes

Ezreal In my experience, Ezreals are incredibly inconsistent and unreliable, I'd rather people just picked a solid and dependable adc. I feel 7 times out of 10, Ezreals suck.

Ezreal mid is another thing entirely, lol...

Hard4Hamsters2 votes

I agree with Nidalee.

Its kinda like how your relationship with Shaco is. It seems like when someone picks Nidalee on my team, we have no waveclear either so she's just useless as she can't even chuck spears without hitting a minion.

Miku Lv992 votes

Kalista - omg I hate her ultimate being used on me.

Princess Emma2 votes

The one I wanted to play item 3070

ARequestOfDeath2 votes

Ahri 100% of the time brags than dies than blames me when i am the top laner for not helping her

Kaioko2 votes

Master Yi... because 99.9% of them are douchebags who also can't do anything early and end up throwing the game late.

shyv2 votes

Draven i HATE laning with them.. they all think they're god's gift to bot lane but 90% of them fuckin suck at adc and expect me to spoonfeed them

Very Epic Guy1 votes

LeeSin Can't really explain it. I just have some form of irrational hatred for Lee Sin...

Mael bro2 votes

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LeeSin Can't really explain it. I just have some form of irrational hatred for Lee Sin...

You and me both. I have tons of hate for Lee Sin. His overloaded kit is perfectly designed for tryhards (i don't mean that in a negative way, winning is fun so people try their hardest). It's not a high caliber mechanic to Q to a jungle creep and ward W to "juke" someone. Just that their players extremely overrate the skill capacity required to play this champion, his skillfloor is ridiculously easy to dominate at the basic level. Oh and his players...Lee pickers tend to go to games thinking they could easily carry or stomp a game, flying around, ward hopping, flashing their mastery icon all around the rift. Oh and boy do they get salty and frustrated when they can't do it with their beloved "Lee Singa". Not only that...his grunts when he casts his spells just scream "tryhard generic Asian badass". Oh and his Muay Thai, Pool Party and Dragon Fist skins are the most pathetic cheesiest attempts to make him look really appealing. With all this combined we have a really one big mess of a champion. Don't mind if i'm salty, because i really am. But just the mere sight of his picture at champ select makes me hurl.

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