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things i hate to read

Jennifer420··1 votes·641 views

now listen this is not me going on a hate spree saying "omg all noobs say this all the time and its always bad"

this is supposed to think before you say these things.

  1. im smurfing i think this doesnt need any more words. everytime s1 says im smurfing they feed like crazy. at least be fucking honest. "hey guys im silver 5. im smurfing on my friends account to play in platin for once :D"

  2. duo bot why do you say that? to me it doesnt matter if you are a duo bot or if you are 2 randoms bot. not to mention theres literally only 2 duo botlane types. the first is the type that has to say they are duo bot and they are also too stupid to use any voicechat so they both spam the ingame chat all the time while also feeding and blameing everyone else for it. and the second type are the ones who dont say a word in chat because they are in voicechat and actually carry.

  3. enemy jungler ganked me X times yeah and now what? because you play ashe top vs a singed (and a nautilus jungle) and you got ganked 8 times and never placed a ward down, is your jungler supposed to gank you 9 times or what? shut the hell up. if you cant walk and sit in a wheelchair do you go to a race and say "if someone pushes me fast enough i can win"? no you dont. so dont go all like "better jungler wins"

  4. group lane xy i get the point. teamgame. you gotta 5v5. but MAYBE sometimes grouping is the worst thing you can do, ever thought about that? the enemys got a fed kennen, a fed j4 and a fed anivia (and a botlane) and you guys got a 10/2 jax in the jungle, a 8/1 fiora top (yeah ik i said the enemys are fed its an example) and you want to group. why? you got 2 overfed splitpush/1v1 gods and you wanna group into a full aoe cc team.

  5. jungler 0 drakes our jungler just killed the enemy jungler at top side and botlane killed the adc. i know smite is a thing but cant you do the drake without the jungler real quick when theres no real danger around? no you better have to type in chat that your jungler isnt coming and while you chat that you are doing NOTHING.

  6. surrender @ 15/20 no. just no. unless we got 1 afk, 1 person whos inting and the enemys have 30 kills to our 0. i wont surrender. shut up.

  7. "hey there enemy jungler" you basically just told the enemy jungler that you see him via wards. why the fuck would you do that? if you are somewhat decent at the game you wont play any different to give the enemys the impression you dont know whats going on, while clearly not pushing too hard. that gives your team time because they know where the enemy jungler is AND the enemy jungler is basically afk in the bush losing time gold exp. dont tell the enemys where your wards are wtf. not to mention in my eyes thats assisting the enemy team.

  8. champ xy counters me. now listen this is not a joke this is actually something that happened. yasuo vs soraka midlane. no jungler ganked mid not once. yasuo was 0/8 and went afk after 14 min. i watched the replay of the game. yasuo didnt dodge a single q, didnt use his windwall to block a q and all he said was "soraka broken she counters me and no help gg" and leave. are you kidding me?

add your own stuff you hate ppl say

1 Comments

Dr40UR1 votes

"You're playing XY in that lane?" Yes, unlike you, some people try to do something different and have FUN in normal games. So, yes, if I want to play ADC Thresh or AP Miss Fortune mid, I am within my right to do so.

"You're trolling/inting. I'm reporting you!" Now, this pisses me off when there's not really much you could do about it, or you're just having a bad game. If you're pushed to your tower all game because you're falling behind your enemy laner, and the jungler, the mid, and the top laner all dive you 3 times and you're like 0/5 or something, you're not purposely feeding. You're trying your best, but at that point there isn't much you can do about it. What people should be doing instead of typing that crap, is shoving mid tower and taking dragon, since more than half the team is up in top lane for some reason.

"Stop feeding!" Oh yes, sorry. I'll suddenly channel Faker into my soul and become a godlike League of Legends player. Some people have bad games, some people just suck. Suck it up and move on. If you want them to stop feeding, try helping them. Try getting someone who is doing well even more fed. You have way better things to do than bitch at a player having a bad game. And bitching at them and flaming them is only going to make them play worse.

"Why did you do that?" I mean, obviously because I thought it would work out better than it did. This one gets a small pass sometimes, because I see people do REALLY stupid things like flash into 5 people for no reason or Kayn ult someone who's at full health and has 2 teammates behind them. But other than really dumb things, this is really annoying. Like "Why were you pushing top instead of grouping mid?" Because I wanted to pressure top and try to get a tower, obviously. Not to mention, even when people ask this, it's not like anyone is going to go through and explain their entire thought process in the split second decision they had to make just for you to argue and say it was stupid.

"You need to build XY" or "Build XY now" This isn't how you ask someone to build something, this isn't how you teach someone. This is an order, which directly means you think you have some superiority over the person you're giving orders to. It doesn't work like that, and will never work like that. Try something like "Hey, Mortal Reminder counters Mundo really well. Could you build it? It'd really help the team" Or, if that's too wordy, "Hey, think you could get a Mortal Reminder for Mundo?" Super simple stuff here.

"Open XY" This, in my eyes, is a report worthy offense. If you actually type to the enemy team that you're opening mid because you died twice to the enemy laner, then you're both assisting the enemy team, and AFKing. Yes, you're behind. But that doesn't mean give up. That doesn't mean sabotage the rest of your team by giving up the one thing in your lane that's actually important. CS under tower. Wait for the jungler. Play safe. Try not to engage. Make sure you're warding. Try to get to the point where you can be useful to your team. Don't cry in all chat.

Bonus, just a mini rant at the end of all this, not really something someone says, but something they do. When they don't like your pick, so they decide to ban your champion in champ select. Why? All it does is create tension and arguing before you even get in the game. You don't know if that's the best fucking AD Sion mid you've ever seen. He might feed, yeah. It's possible. But the Ashe ADC might feed too, you don't know. IMO Riot should just make it so your teammates don't have the ability to ban declared champions. It's just going to make people angry, and is rarely justifiable.

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