Worst game of my life ughhhhhhh

So I just went 0/11 and let's tell the whole story

Get into champ select, pop in my intended, ban out my counter, alt tab for a sec to put on music

ok so i got back into lobby before ban phase even begins and jg wants my champ, I respectfully decline saying "Dude i'm only in norms to practice this guy for ranked with the new runes, he's my second most played champ"

so first pick is our adc, who locks in my pick, then says "Get me jinx and I'll trade"

Then refuses to trade and gives it to the jungler anyways, and I'm jinx top.. ok.. no idea how to really play jinx, but hey the enemy top laner is vayne and its a new season imma try what i do on sivir

load into game and its black, the whole game is frickin' black, can't alt-tab, can't type, can't do nothin' have to log out and back in of my PC with ctrl alt delete

get into game they're bitching about me, the jungler is sitting top lane, and doesn't have smite, playing the champ im working on who i'm pretty decent with. enemy vayne is level 6 as soon as I get into lane, and so she vaynes me under tower, before I can even get cs :/

well on top of not knowing the champ and getting to lane late, I'm just playing flustered at this point. like I'm trying to kite and shit with rockets cause they have more range but nope.... im just getting rek'd

well that repeats itself and needless to say my team started flaming me

all of them

I don't throw an insult out, but i do chat too much being like "Dude that's fucked up, I got tricked" granted I'ma bonobo

I went 0/11/1

they called me an inter

long story short im currently on tilt