Having a shit bot lane is like being in a horror movie

At first it starts out OK, you're at the beach with your buddies from college and some sexy young sorority sisters, sure there are some weird things going on but who cares? Stay positive, you'll get through it. Then the rose-colored glasses come off, reality hits and you realize that you're actually trapped with no way out because the fucking Xayah/Rakan duo called "His Little Girl" and "Her Big Daddy" won't ff after going 0/10 in lane. So despite every bone in your body telling you it's pointless and to just accept your fate, you press on because you're human, you want to survive and persevere, it's in your nature, but there's no escape. The only thing you can hope for is a miracle, like the Vayne having a stroke, and whether or not you give up, or fight to the bitter end, the result is the same. It all ends, and it was all for nothing, your work, your effort, your everything fades into dust, all because the ADC locked in Ashe, and it's a scientific fact that all Ashe's below Gold III are terrible.

My point is that it's getting really fucking old and this has happened often enough for me to sit here and come up with this shitty analogy. So instead of jacking yourselves off over a list and changing whatever you nut on, can you do something about this? It's been months, arguably years, and it just keeps getting worse.

Also stop letting CertainlyT make champions. Kthnxbye