Lmao Talon Buffs

"We've noticed that the character we rented from Electronic Arts is really just a piece of excrement when it comes to not dying 5 times over before even getting into Q range. So, naturally, we're buffing his damage. A bunch. Lawl."

"Cut!"

Off Camera: "Thank God I don't play this game."

http://i.imgur.com/vqI9cnH.jpg Cut Ankle Throat doesn't even look too bad now, does it?

In all seriousness, literally all we need to do is give him the Ahri treatment and give him a lil movespeed buff on either W or E. Pls, Riot, trust me.