What is the most Bronze saying you've ever heard?

Ecsta·6/12/2016, 9:57:25 PM·2 votes·1,118 views

Let's just make a list of things that are said all the time in Bronze and should not always be said, or at all.

36 Comments

BeeCuz6/12/2016, 10:21:45 PM4 votes

"I got lots of kills, Y U NO GIVE ME 'S+'?"

Ruin Lance6/12/2016, 9:58:36 PM2 votes

"yasuo is broken"

JayHog19926/12/2016, 10:02:16 PM2 votes

(Not sure if this counts before I wasn't even level 30.)

Blitzcrank support to me as Caitlyn adc: "Why are you taking all the kills?"

lilpokfluf6/12/2016, 10:02:18 PM1 votes

Trust me I main any champ here

z63XnLCMwX6/12/2016, 10:04:14 PM1 votes

"This fucker flashed ks me" -ahri. (I'm playing signed with ghost and no flash"

"Dragon buffs aren't important" - ADC

"I'm a -insert rank- smurf"

"I'd land my hooks if they would stop dodging"

TragicTricks6/12/2016, 10:08:06 PM1 votes

Here a few that i heard on my way to silver 5

Im Drunk Let me mid i will carry Dont take my cs ( when adc not even in the lane) Gg we lost Mid or feed Im smurf Im lagging wow

spombjop6/12/2016, 10:11:54 PM1 votes

In season 3 i heard "i'm a fucking riven we win this game for sure"

ends up 0-11

spombjop6/12/2016, 10:12:38 PM1 votes

"nasus never groups gg"

Drehirth6/12/2016, 10:18:19 PM1 votes

I watched my low elo cousin and him and his team were getting crushed SOOO bad. When all seemed hopeless his ekko teammate said something like

"well I was glad to be able to play with you udyr

you were great

Even if we lose this game

you were fun to play with"

udyr: " thank you, I appreciate that"

and I was just like... the fuck?

Snowball4u6/12/2016, 10:25:04 PM1 votes

When I'm playing in bronze I hear this a lot: "This is why you are bronze"

Ye I'm obviously bronze Kappa

stealthfox946/12/2016, 10:53:31 PM1 votes

"Don't focus the tank"

Sylverblitz6/12/2016, 11:03:33 PM1 votes

Playing Thresh with a really stupid Sivir ADC a few seasons back. This happened near the start of the game where I had both a trinket ward and a green ward

Sivir: WHY DIDNT YOU WARD? Me: I used my trinket to ward red buff for the jungler and the green ward already timed out. wait. you don't even have a trinket ward. why not? Sivir: ur the support its your job to ward

Flat out refused to get a zero cost trinket item and raged at me instead for not having infinite money and wards. Big surprise that I lost that game.

SirSmokeysAlot6/13/2016, 12:29:21 AM1 votes

1v1 me scrub. Gets me every time.

L Psy Kongroo6/13/2016, 1:23:53 AM1 votes

"I'm lagging guys"

"Lag"

"OMG THIS LAG IS TERRIBLE"

"Wow, lag"

There's literally no good reason for having "lag" on a 21st century computer with 21st century internet. If you're having honest to goodness lag issues, then stop playing video games and find a different hobby. Stop ruining the experiences of everyone else on your team because you're too deadbeat broke to afford adequate equipment.